“Real girls eat meat”
"Real girls eat meat" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many gift items, such as T-shirts, posters and bumper stickers. Bruce Feirstein's book Real Men Don't Eat…
Archive for 09/2013
“Drugs: Responsible for teaching Americans the metric system”
"Drugs: Responsible for teaching Americans the metric system" is a jocular saying that has been printed on bumper stickers are T-shirts. "Drugs are responsible for teaching Americans…
“The finish line is just the beginning of a whole new race”
"The finish line is just the beginning of a whole new race" is a saying that has been printed on posters. "The finish line is just the beginning" was said by a wheelchair…
“A friend is someone who knows all about you but likes you anyway”
"A friend is someone who knows all about you but likes you anyway" is a popular saying that has been printed on many posters. The saying was written by an unknown ten-year-old schoolboy…
“Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason i have trust issues”
"Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason i have trust issues" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many gift items, such as posters,…
“If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign”
"A cluttered up desk is the sign of a cluttered up mind" has been cited in print since at least 1947. "If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty…
“Society is like a stew”
"Society is like a stew. If you don’t stir it up every once in a while then a layer of scum floats to the top" has been printed on posters. The saying has been attributed to American…
“We now live in a nation where doctors destroy health, lawyers destroy justice…”
"Everything is backwards; everything is upside down. Doctors destroy health, lawyers destroy justice, universities destroy knowledge, governments destroy freedom, the major media destroy…
“Earth provides enough for every man’s need. but not every man’s greed”
"Earth provides enough for every man's need. but not every man's greed" (or "Earth provides enough for everyone's need. but not everyone's greed") has been…
Autograt (automatic gratuity)
An "autograt" (automatic gratuity) is a gratuity (or "tip") that is automatically added to a bill, rather than a gratuity given at the customer's discretion. Many…
“Do you know the way to Chardonnay?”
"Do You Know the Way to San Jose" is a 1968 song written for singer Dionne Warwick by Burt Bacharach (music) and Hal David (lyrics). "Do you know the way to Chardonnay?" has…
“You look like I could use a drink” (“You look like I need another drink”)
"You look like I could use a drink" (or "You look like I need a/another drink") is a jocular saying that has been printed on many gift items, such as T-shirts, bumper stickers…
“I don’t get drunk—I get awesome”
"I don't get drunk -- I get awesome" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many gift items, such as T-shirts, posters and bumper stickers. "I don't get drunk, I get…
“Don’t worry, beer happy”
"Don't Worry, Be Happy" was a song hit for Bobby McFerrin in 1988. "Don't worry, beer happy" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many gift items, such as…
“The luck is gone, the brain is shot, but the liquor we still got”
"The luck is gone, the brain is shot, but the liquor we still got" was said by the actor Bryan Brown in the movie Cocktail (1988). "The money's gone, the brain is shot, but the…
“Love the wine you’re with”
American sing/songwriter Stephen Still wrote "Love the One You're With" in 1970. The main lyric is, "If you can't be with the one you love, love the one you're…
“Sip happens” (sip + shit happens)
"Shit happens” became a popular saying by the early 1980s. "Sip happens" (sip + shit happens) is a jocular saying that has been printed on many gift items, such as posters, hats…
“Life just handed me lemonade—not sure what to do”
"If life hands you lemons, make lemonade" is a saying that dates to the early 1900s. "Life just handed me lemonade -- not sure what to do" is a jocular saying that has been…
Exhaustipated (exhausted + constipated)
"Exhaustipated" (exhausted + constipated) has been defined in the Urban Dictionary as "To be so tired that you no longer give a shit any more." The term…
“Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup”
"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many gift items, such as T-shirts, bumper stickers and…