“Big team, little me”
"Big team, little me" is a sports slogan that means the team comes before the individual players. Erik Russell (1926-2006), the football defensive coordinator for the University of…
Archive for 08/2012
“If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried”
"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again" is a popular American poem verse from the 1830s. The verse has many joke endings that replace "try, try again." "If at…
“My watch is three hours fast, and I can’t fix it. So I’m going to move to New York.”
Life in New York City is often said to be at a faster pace than life anywhere else. New York's time is three hours ahead of California's. The American comedian Steven Wright, in his A…
“If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving isn’t for you”
"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again" is a popular American poem verse from the 1830s. The verse has many joke endings that replace "try, try again." "If at…
“Fast. cheap, good—pick any two”
A popular business axiom states that a customer can "pick any two -- fast, cheap, good." Accomplishing all three is not possible. "Good, Fast, Cheap -- Pick Any Two" was a…
“Good grades, enough sleep, or a social life—pick any two”
A common college saying is that a student can "pick/choose any two -- good grades, enough sleep, or a social life." Accomplishing all three is not possible. The 1992 Princeton Review…
MSGM (Macroeconomic, Systemic, Geopolitical and Monetary risks)
A GoldCore post, titled "Precious Metals ‘Perfect Storm’ As MSGM Risks Align," explained: "What we term MSGM stands for macroeconomic, systemic, geopolitical and monetary…
Pope of America (Archbishop of Archdiocese of New York)
After Timothy M. Dolan was selected to be the Archbishop of New York, the New York (NY) Times wrote in March 2009: "The archbishop of New York, with his pulpit in the media nexus of the world,…
“Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?”
"Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?" is a humorous question that has appeared on many joke lists since at least 1999. One answer…
“All publicity is good publicity” (“There is no such thing as bad publicity”)
American showman P. T. Barnum (1810-1891) is often credited for having said, "I don't care what people say about me as long as they say something." "He doesn't care what…
Milhous (middle name to imply “Nixonian”)
Adding "Milhous" as a president's middle name (after Richard Milhous Nixon, 1913-1994) has been used to imply Nixonian characteristics. New York (NY) Times columnist and former Nixon…
“Give me a dime for a sandwich.”/“Let me see the sandwich first.”
"Please give me a dime (or another amount) for a sandwich" is what a beggar might request. The line usually means that the beggar is hungry and needs the money to buy himself a sandwich…
“There’s no bad publicity except an obituary”
One theory about publicity holds that "all publicity is good publicity" and that there is no such thing as bad publicity; the only bad thing is no publicity. Irish writer Brendan Behan…
“My dad was the town drunk. Usually that’s not so bad, but New York City?”
Henny Youngman (1906-1998), a comedian known as the "king of the one-liners," grew up in New York City. One of his popular one-liners was: "My dad was the town drunk. Usually…
Eurhopium (Euro/Europe + hopium)
"Eurhopium" is a financial word coined by the blog Zero Hedge on August 22, 2012. The word "Eurhopium" is a portmanteau of the words euro (the European Union currency) or Europe…
“Drive-in banking was invented so cars could go in and see their real owners”
The first bank drive up window has been credited to the Grand National Bank of St. Louis, MO, in 1930. The November 22, 1959 Family Weekly included a quote by Thomas J. Mullen: "You know why…
“I went to school to become a wit—only got halfway through”
A half-wit is a foolish or imbecilic person. "I went to school to become a wit -- only got halfway through" is a jocular saying that has been cited in print since at least 1999 and is of…
“Don’t pray in my school and I won’t think in your church”
"Don't pray in my school and I won't think in your church" is a saying that has been printed on many gift items, such as T-shirts and bumper stickers. The popular saying against…
“I love to go to Washington—if only to be near my money”
"I love to go to Washington -- if only to be near my money" was said by the comedian and actor Bob Hope (1903-2003) in the late 1940s and was popularized in the Reader's Digest.…
Gold’s Little Brother (silver nickname)
Silver has been called "gold's little brother" because it's much cheaper than gold. The silver nickname of "gold's little brother" has been cited in print since…