“No one is listening until you make a mistake”
"No one is listening until you make a mistake" is a jocular saying that has been printed on gift items, such as T-shirts and bumper stickers. The saying has been cited in print since at…
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“Lawyer (n): larval stage of politician”
"Lawyer (noun) larval stage of politician" is a humorous definition that has been printed on many gift items, such as buttons and T-shirts. The definition has been cited in print since at…
“I keep trying to lose weight, but it keeps finding me”
"I keep trying to lose weight, but it keeps finding me" is a popular saying that has been printed on many gift items, such as T-shirts, posters and bumper stickers. A version of the joke…
“I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing”
"Exercise in the morning before your brain figures out what you're doing" is a saying that has been printed on several posters. "I have to exercise early in the morning before…