Forgetting about taking a "to-go" box home from a restaurant can be sad, but it's common. "#RetweetThis if you've ever eaten at a restaurant, asked for a to go box, and…
A popular joke illustrates a man's love for sports: "Complained the wife: 'You love football more than you love me.' Replied the husband: 'Yeah, but I love you more than I…
A "crunch" is an abdominal exercise. A joke has it that a person was doing "crunches" -- not exercising, but eating Cheetos crunches. "Didn't do any crunches today so…
A time travel joke was posted on Reddit -- Shittyaskscience on April 12, 2012: "Yes it is. Is time travel possible?" Reddit -- ShittyasksciencePosted by u/SmellsLikeUpfoo April 12,…
"Yes! We Have No Bananas" is a popular song, written by Frank Silver and Irving Cohen in 1922. Eddie Cantor sung it in the 1922 Broadway revue Make It Snappy. The song tells of a Greek…
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic had some governments reward snitches -- reporting on people leaving their homes to go outside, people not social distancing six feet away, people not wearing face…
Marv Albert is known for his Madison Square Garden broadcasts of the New York Knicks and New York Rangers, although he's signed for next year to broadcast the New Jersey Nets basktball team.…
"Yesterday I did nothing and today I'm finishing what I did yesterday" is a jocular work -- or non-work -- saying that has been printed on many images. "Yesterday I didn't…
"Last night, I wanted to drink coffee. This morning, I am drinking coffee. Follow your dreams, people!" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "This morning I felt…
Art Rust., Jr. signed off his WABC (New York City) sports talk radio show with: "Yesterday is a canceled check. Tomorrow is just a promissory note. Today is the only time we have so spend it…
"Gesture" sounds a bit like "jester," and there's a pun that has been printed on GIFs: "Yesterday, a clown held a door open for me. I thought it was a nice…
“He said, ‘You remind me of a pepper pot.’ I said, ‘I’ll take that as a condiment’” is a joke that has been told by many British comedians. There are other condiment variations.…
"Yesterday's eyeliner can be today's smokey eye if you just believe in yourself" is an inspirational saying that has been printed on many images. "Yesterday's eyeliner…
What goes into that sloppy joe sandwich? "Yesterday's meatloaf is tomorrow's sloppy joe" was posted on Twitter by Autumn Woods on May 31, 2009. "Todays meatloaf,…
A "yes-man" (or "yes man") is someone who always agrees with a boss and simply follows orders. The term was popularized by Freeman Tilden (1883-1980), who wrote "The…
"Yes My Retarded Ass Signed Up" is a backronym (back acronym) of "U.S. Army," spelled backwards as "YMRASU." "Yes My Retarded Ass Signed Up" has been cited…
Why exactly is this Christmas letter to the old New York Sun so famous? Because people want to believe in Santa Claus? The famed "Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus" letter to…