“Where do hippos go to college?”/“To the hippocampus.”
The hippocampus (a major component of the brain of humans and other vertebrates) doesn't contain a hippopotamus, but there are jokes. "And where do hippos go for advanced education? Where…
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“Where do homeless accountants live?”/“In a tax shelter.”
An according riddle is: Q: Where do homeless accountants live?A: In a tax shelter! The joke has been cited in print since at least 2008. Accounting funFriday, October 10, 2008Where do homeless…
“Where do horses live?”/“In a neigh-borhood.”
A pun the word "neighborhood" is: Q: Where do horses live?A: In a neigh-borhood. "Where do horses live? In the neighhhhborhood" was printed in the Los Angeles (CA) Times,on…
“Where do I get seeds to start my own beer garden?”/“The Burpee catalog, of course.”
The word "garden" usually evokes images of plants, such as tomato plants. A garden usually doesn't grow beer. "Where do you get the seeds to start a beer garden?" was…
“Where do Martians drink beer?”/“At a Mars bar.”
A pun on the "Mars" chocolate bar is: Q: Where do Martians drink beer?A: At a Mars bar. The joke has been cited in print since at least 2007. Wikipedia: Mars (chocolate bar)Mars is a…
“Where do Martians drink beer?”/“At a Mars bar.”
A pun on the "Mars" chocolate bar is: Q: Where do Martians drink beer?A: At a Mars bar. The joke has been cited in print since at least 2007. Wikipedia: Mars (chocolate bar)Mars is a…
“Where do math teachers go on vacation?”/“To Times Square.”
A New York City-related math joke is: Q: Where do math teachers go on vacation?A: To Times Square. The joke was cited on Twitter on July 1, 2011. Wikipedia: Times SquareTimes Square is a major…
“Where do math teachers go on vacation?”/“To Times Square.”
A New York City-related math joke is: Q: Where do math teachers go on vacation?A: To Times Square. The joke was cited on Twitter on July 1, 2011. Wikipedia: Times SquareTimes Square is a major…
“Where do monkeys exercise?”/“At the jungle gym.”
A children's "jungle gym" doesn't involve an actual jungle, but there's a joke: Q: Where do monkeys exercise?A: At the jungle gym. The joke -- different animals are…
“Where do monsters buy their houses?”/“On Godzillow.”
Godzilla is a famous fictional monster in Japanese films who often destroys houses. Zillow is an American online real estate marketplace company. There is no "Godzillow," but there are…
“Where do naughty rainbows go?”/“Prism.”
A rainbow riddle is: Q: Where do naughty rainbows go?A: Prism. "Prism" sounds like "prison." "Where do rainbows go when they break the law? Prism. #iamthefunniest" was…
“Where do Norse Texans go when they die?”/“Y’allhalla.” (y’all + Valhalla)
"Y'allhalla" is a portmanteau word of 'y'all" ("you all") and "Valhalla" (a place in Norse mythology). "Y'allHalla" was posted on…
“Where do pianists go for vacation?”/“The Florida Keys.”
The Florida Keys aren't piano keys, but there's a riddle: Q: Where do pianists go for vacation?Q: The Florida Keys. The joke has been cited in print since at least 2005. Wikipedia:…
“Where do pianists go for vacation?”/“The Florida Keys.”
The Florida Keys aren't piano keys, but there's a riddle: Q: Where do pianists go for vacation?Q: The Florida Keys. The joke has been cited in print since at least 2005. Wikipedia:…
“Where do pirates go to play games?”/“The Arrrrrrr-cade!”
A pirate riddle is: Q: Where do pirates go to play games?A: The Arrrrrrr-cade! That is, to the "arcade," but pirates like to say "Arrrr!" The riddle has been cited in print…
“Where do pirates rent properties?”/“Arrrgh-bnb.”
A pirate riddle is: Q: Where do pirates rent properties?A: Arrrgh-bnb. The joke is how pirates pronounce Airbnb. The riddle was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on November 27, 2021. Think and Laugh…
“Where do politicians come from?”/“When a clown and a serial killer love each other very much…”
A joke about politicians has been shown on images depicting a conversation between a mother and a child: Child: Mommy, where do politicians come from?Mother: Well, sweetie... when a clown and a…
“Where do poor meatballs live?”/“In the spaghetto.”
A popular joke about spaghetti and meatballs is: Q: Where do poor meatballs live?A: In the spaghetto. The joke was cited on Twitter on October 31, 2012 and went viral in January 2013. TwitterSamuel…
“Where do porn stars go to college?”/“Fuck U.”
A school riddle is: Q: Where do porn stars go to school?A: F. U. (Fuck U.) The "U" usually stands for "university," but here means "you." "Where do Porn stars go…
“Where do pornstars go to school?”/“F. U.”
A school riddle is: Q: Where do porn stars go to school?A: F. U. (Fuck U.) The "U" usually stands for "university," but here means "you." "Where do Porn stars go…