“When you dig a garden, you help bury industrial food! Eat local!”
"Remember... When you dig a garden, you help bury industrial food! Eat local!" (shown on an image) was posted on Twitter by Paul Eccles on January 24, 2022. TwitterPaul…
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“When you don’t know whether or not someone is eating something, are they omnomymous?”
"Nom nom" is the sound of that the Cookie Monster Muppet character from the children's television show Sesame Street makes when he eats. "Omnomynous" (or…
“When you drink alcohol you are just borrowing happiness from tomorrow”
"When you drink alcohol you are just borrowing happiness from tomorrow" is a saying about alcohol that ha been printed on many images. "Getting drunk is borrowing happiness from…
“When you eat a hot dog, you are making another one inside your body by mashing up meat and putting it in an intestine”
A hot dog usually has an intestinal casing covering the meat. This was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on April 24, 2025: "When you eat a hot dog, you are making another one inside your…
“When you finally realize the science you trusted was actually eugenics” (sad clown face)
"Trust the science" has been a popular saying, especially during the COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic. "The science you've trusted all along was really eugenics" (shown with…
“When you find out your daily lifestyle is actually called ‘quarantine’”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in home quarantines. Some people found that this was, essentially, their daily routine anyway. "#QuarantineLife me realizing that my daily lifestyle…
“When you get a new customer, make three trades” (Wall Street adage)
Louisiana-born investment advisor Blaine Lourd gave a 2007 interview to Michael Lewis, and Lourd discussed the gullibility of investors: "When you got a new customer, all you needed to do was…
“When you get a wine hangover, it’s called the grape depression”
"When you get a wine hangover, it's called the grape depression" is a jocular line that has been printed on many posters and ecards. "I hereby rename my hangover the Grape…
“When you get burned while cooking, it’s just the food cooking you back
"When you burn your mouth, it's the food cooking you back" is a jocular food saying that was posted on Re3ddit -- Showerthoughts on January 31, 2018. "When you get burned while…
“When you get older you form very strong opinions on different varieties of apples”
Does a person appreciate apple varieties more as one gets older? "So, when you get older you form very strong opinions on different varieties of apples" was posted on Twitter by Brian…
“When you get to the end zone, act like you’ve been there before”
Entry in progress -- B.P. Google News Archive2 February 1984, The Spokesman-Review (Spokane, WA), "Banquet attracts 900 stars" by John Blanchette, pg. 21, col. 4:On any player who spikes…
“When you give up trying to spell ‘hors d’oeuvres’ and just go with ‘APPETIZERS’”
Many people find it difficult to spell "hors d'oeuvres." Words such as "tapas" and "appetizers" and "snacks" have been used instead. "I think white…
“When you go home, tell them of us and say, ‘For your tomorrow, we gave our today’”
"When you go home, tell them of us and say, 'For your tomorrow, we gave our today'" is a military saying (popular on Memorial Day) that has been printed on many images.…
“When you go home, tell them of us and say, ‘For your tomorrow, these gave their today‘”
"When you go home, tell them of us and say, 'For your tomorrow, we gave our today'" is a military saying (popular on Memorial Day) that has been printed on many images.…
“When you go home, tell them of us and say, ‘For your tomorrow, they gave their today‘”
"When you go home, tell them of us and say, 'For your tomorrow, we gave our today'" is a military saying (popular on Memorial Day) that has been printed on many images.…
“When you go to church in the morning you say, ‘Amen.’ In the afternoon you say, ‘Pmen’”
There are "AM" and "PM," so why not "Amen" and "Pmen"? "praying in the morning: ...forever and ever, amen. praying in the evening: ...forever and ever,…
“When you go to Midas, you get a muffler” (go to a specialist for that specialty)
Midas (The Muffler Installation Dealers' Associated Service) is an automotive service center that specializes in mufflers (and was originally called "Midas Muffler"), but now also…
“When you got to the Big Apple, they treated you like a worm” (Me, Myself & Irene film, 2000)
"Big Apple," a nickname of New York City, was used in the American black comedy film Me, Myself & Irene (2000): IRENE P. WATERS (Renée Zellweger): But after high school, I moved to…
“When you have hit rock bottom and survived, there are very few things that can scare you”
"When you have hit rock bottom (before) and survived, there are very few things in life that can scare you" is an inspirational saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is…
“When you have nothing to do, do it on Facebook”
"When you have nothing to do, do it on Facebook" is a jocular one-line Facebook saying that has been printed on images. The saying was popularized by a May 2008 cartoon. “When you have…