“What’s the best cheese to lure a bear out of a cave?”/“Camembert.”
"Camembert" cheese sound a little like "come on, bear." A riddle is: Q: What’s the best cheese to lure a bear out of a cave?A: Camembert. "He also told me this, what…
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“What’s the best day to fly a kite?”/“Windsday.”
"Wednesday" sometimes sounds like "Windsday," and there's a riddle: Q: What’s the best day to fly a kite?A: Windsday. "What's the best day to fly a kite?…
“What’s the best field event in athletics? Discus”
"Discus" (as in the "discus throw," a track and field event) should not be confused with "discuss" (as in "discussion"), but there are jokes. "What is…
“What’s the best kind of grass for your front yard?”/“Emo grass because it cuts itself.”
An “emo” joke has been told on several images: Q: What’s the best kind of grass for your front yard?A: Emo grass because it cuts itself. "Emo grass -- the grass that cuts itself"…
“What’s the best way to cook alligator?”/“In a crockpot.”
Crockpots aren't for cooking crocodiles, but there are jokes. "JOHN ESTES wondering if alligator is cooked in a 'croc pot'" was printed in the Hanford (CA) Sentinel on…
“What’s the best way to get walnuts and Brazil nuts to laugh?”/“Crack them up.”
A walnut riddle has been cited in print since at least 2004: Q: How do you make a walnut laugh?A: Crack it up! A version including Brazil nuts was posted on Twitter by Lorraine Jo King on August…
“What’s the coldest kind of cheese?”/“Brrrrrrata. ”
A Burrata cheese riddle is: Q: What’s the coldest kind of cheese?A: Brrrrrrata. "What kind of cheese is the coldest? Burrata cheese" was posted on Twitter by Jonathan Lassoff on…
“What’s the difference between a bowl of moldy lettuce and a depressing song?” (riddle)
"Bad salad" and "sad ballad" is a spoonerism. "GAYLORD CARTER, in his Grin, Sing and Bear It (if you can) Club, at Don Lee's yesterday morning, after a beautiful…
“What’s the difference between a college freshman and a high school senior?”/“Three months.”
A popular college saying is: Q: What’s the difference between a college freshman and a high school senior?A: Three months of summer vacation. That is, there is not much time to prepare for…
“What’s the difference between a conspiracy theory and the truth?”/“About 6-12 months.”
What's the difference between a conspiracy theory and the truth? A joke is that the only difference is time -- that is, the conspiracy theory will eventually be proven to be true. "what…
“What’s the difference between a hot dog and a pit bull?” (riddle)
“The noblest of all dogs is the hot dog; it feeds the hand that bites it” is a saying from the 1930s. "What is the difference between a dog with rabies and a hot dog? One bites the hand…
“What’s the difference between a hot potato and a flying pig?” (joke)
A riddle was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on September 2, 2019: Q: What’s the difference between a hot potato and a flying pig?A: One's a heated yam, and one's a yeeted ham.…
“What’s the difference between a jeweler and a jailer?”/“One sells watches, one watches cells.”
A classic riddle about a jeweler is: Q: What’s the difference between a jeweler and a jailer?A: One sells watches, one watches cells. "WHAT is a difference between a jeweler and a jailer?…
“What’s the difference between a philosopher and an engineer?”/“About $50,000 a year.”
A joke about the earnings potential of philosophers is: Q: What’s the difference between a philosopher and an engineer?A: About $50,000 a year. The joke was posted on the newsgroup alt.philosophy…
“What’s the difference between a pirate and a cranberry farmer?” (riddle)
A popular riddle about cranberries is: Q: What’s the difference between a pirate and a cranberry farmer?A: A pirate buries his treasure, but a cranberry farmer treasures his berries. The riddle…
“What’s the difference between a pizza and my pizza jokes?”/“My pizza jokes can’t be topped!”
A pizza joke -- often told after several cheesy pizza jokes -- is: Q: What's the difference between a pizza and my pizza jokes?A: My pizza jokes can't be topped! The pizza riddle has been…
“What’s the difference between a police officer and a bullet?” (riddle)
The 2020 death of George Floyd while in police custody created national protests in the United States. This riddle was posted on Reddit -- Darkjokes on June 1, 2020: Q: Whats the difference between…
“What’s the difference between a politician and a snail?” (joke)
What's the difference between a politician and a snail? A politics joke was posted to the newsgroup eunet.jokes on November 14, 1994: "Gerold's pronouncement: The difference between…
“What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a unicycle & well-dressed man on a bicycle?
A popular pun is told about unicycles and bicycles (or bicycles and tricycles): Q:What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?A:…
“What’s the difference between an American and a computer?” (riddle)
A troubleshooting (or "trouble shooting") riddle was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on October 31, 2019: Q: What's the difference between an American and a computer?A: An American…