“What’s the difference between a T-bone steak and a meteorite?” (riddle)
"Meteor" sounds like "meatier." A pun is: Q: What’s the difference between a T-bone steak and a meteorite? A: One’s meaty and the other’s a little meteor. This is not…
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“What’s the difference between a tick and a lawyer?” (lawyer joke)
A popular lawyer joke is: Q: What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer? A: The tick drops off when you're dead. The joke has been cited in print since at least 1994. Google Books…
“What’s the difference between a tribe of clever pygmies and a girls’ track team?” (riddle)
A not-safe-for-work riddle about a girls' track team is: Q: What's the difference between a tribe of clever pygmies and a girls' track team?A: The pygmies are cunning runts... The…
“What’s the difference between a unicorn and a carrot?”/“One is a funny beast…”
"Funny beast" and "bunny feast" are included in several jokes. "Q: What is the difference between a unicorn and a large lettuce? A: One is a funny beast and the other is a…
“What’s the difference between a unicorn and lettuce?”/“One is a funny beast…”
"Funny beast" and "bunny feast" are included in several jokes. "Q: What is the difference between a unicorn and a large lettuce? A: One is a funny beast and the other is a…
“What’s the difference between a vaccine passport and a yellow star?”/“82 years.”
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in some vaccine mandates, where people were required to show proof of vaccination (sometimes on paper and sometimes on a smart phone). It reminded many…
“What’s the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?” (lawyer joke)
A lawyer joke is: Q: What’s the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle? A: The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside. The joke has been cited in print since at…
“What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?” (riddle)
"As I feasted at our company end-of-year dinner, I reflected on my underpowered computer, noting that for dinner I was having rack of lamb, but at work I had a lack of RAM. (Mark…
“What’s the difference between a velodrome and a palindrome?” (joke)
A riddle was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on October 21, 2019: Q: What's the difference between a velodrome and a palindrome?A: For one, you have to use a bicycle. For the other, you can use a…
“What’s the difference between a viola and a coffin?” (joke)
A popular viola riddle is: Q: What's the difference between a viola and a coffin? A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside. The joke has been cited in print since at least 1993. Google…
“What’s the difference between a violinist and a dog?”/“The dog knows when to stop scratching.”
A riddle has been told about a violist (someone who plays the viola), a violinist (someone who plays the violin) and a DJ. The violist version was printed in the Gasbag (University of Michigan…
“What’s the difference between a violist and a dog?”/“The dog knows when to stop scratching.”
A riddle has been told about a violist (someone who plays the viola), a violinist (someone who plays the violin) and a DJ. The violist version was printed in the Gasbag (University of Michigan…
“What’s the difference between a violist and a dressmaker?” (joke)
A popular dirty joke told by many musicians is: Q: What's the difference between a violist and a dressmaker?A: A dressmaker tucks up frills. The joke has been cited in print since at least…
“What’s the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?” (joke)
A popular joke about vitamins is: Q: What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?A: You can't hear a vitamin. That is, you can hear a "hormone" ("whore…
“What’s the difference between a writer and a park bench?”/“A park bench can support a family.”
A park bench, as several riddles point out, can support a family. Offensive riddles have been cited in print in 2006 and 2008: Q: What is the difference between a Mexican and a park bench?A: A park…
“What’s the difference between a Yankees fan and a dentist?” (joke)
A New York Yankees baseball riddle is: Q: What's the difference between a New York Yankees fan and a dentist?A: One roots for the Yanks, and the other yanks for the roots. The joke has been…
“What’s the difference between an actress and a hooker?” (joke)
New York City-born film producer Harvey Weinstein had a "casting couch" scandal in 2017. A joke was posted on Twitter on October 11, 2017: Q: What's the difference between an actress…
“What’s the difference between an Afghani military base and a Pakistani elementary school?” (joke)
A military joke about drone killing has been printed on many images: Q: What's the difference between an Afghani military base and a Pakistani elementary school?A: I don't know. I just…
“What’s the difference between an amateur thief and a professional thief?” (joke)
A riddle about professional robbery was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on April 25, 2017: Q: What's the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief?A: An amateur thief says,…
“What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?”/“The apple gets picked.”
An apple riddle is: Q: What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?A: The apple gets picked. The dark joke has been cited in print since at least October 2020.…