“What is the most mythical vegetable?”/“A unicorn.”
The fictional "unicorn" animal is not "a single piece of corn" (uni-corn), but there are jokes. "what do you call a mythical vegetable? ('Uni-corn' is shown on an…
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“What is the most pirated Apple product?”/“iPatch.”
A joke about Apple Inc. is: Q: What is the most pirated Apple product?A: iPatch (eyepatch). The joke was posted on Reddit -- 3amjokes on September 13, 2017. Forms of the "iPatch" joke had…
“What is the most well behaved drink?”/“Tea because the others are not tea.”
"Naughty" sounds like "not tea." A riddle form of this was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on September 22, 2017: Q: What is the most well behaved drink?A: Tea because the others are…
“What is the only 4-letter word sport that starts with a ‘T’?”/“Golf.”
"Major global sport. Four letters. Starts with a T"/"Quiz answer: Golf! (Geddit?)" was posted on the Sydney (NSW) Morning Herald on May 16, 2009. "RT @realgmackenzie: Name…
“What is the opposite of Microsoft Office?”/“Megahard Onfire.”
Microsoft Office is a family of client software, server software, and services. A riddle was posted on Twitter by Kharos on April 22, 2019: WHAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF MICROSOFT OFFICE?MEGAHARD ONFIRE…
“What is the point of being alive if you don’t at least try to do something remarkable?”
American author John Green wrote in An Abundance of Katherines (2006): "What is the point of being alive if you don't at least try to do something remarkable? How very odd, to believe God…
“What is the preferred sandwich of the working class?”/“A plebian-J.”
A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is called "PB&J," and this sounds like "plebeian/plebian J." A riddle was posted on Twitter on June 30, 2010: Q: What is the favorite…
“What is the quietest sport?”/“Bowling, because you can hear a pin drop.”
A bowling riddle is: Q: What is the quietest sport?A: Bowling, because you can hear a pin drop. The riddle was printed in many newspapers in January 1958. However, the "you can hear a pin…
“What is the saddest cheese?”/“Bleu cheese.”
A popular blue cheese riddle is: Q: What is the saddest cheese?A: Bleu/Blue cheese. "Bleu Cheese is the saddest cheese of all" was posted on Twitter by Kim #CherCrew on March 24, 2011.…
“What is the saddest cheese?”/“Blue cheese.”
A popular blue cheese riddle is: Q: What is the saddest cheese?A: Bleu/Blue cheese. "Bleu Cheese is the saddest cheese of all" was posted on Twitter by Kim #CherCrew on March 24, 2011.…
“What is the saddest cheese?”/“Prov-alone.”
"Provolone" cheese doesn't have the word "alone" in it, but one riddle is: Q: What is the saddest cheese?A: Prov-alone. "Provolone really is the saddest cheese"…
“What is the strangest thing you’ve done for cash?”/“I took out a loan to go to school so I could get a job to pay off my school loans.”
School loans can feel like years of poverty. "I’m so glad I went to school and studied hard so I could get a good job and pay off my student loans and 10 years later...still feel poor…
“What is the volume of an object with depth a and radius z?”/“Pi z z a.”
A popular mathematical pizza joke that has been printed on posters is: Q: What is the volume of an object with depth a and radius z?A: Pi*z*z*a. The joke has been cited in print since at least…
“What is this? Bring-your-knife-to-work day??” (March 15th joke)
"Is it bring your knife to work day or something? -- Julius Caesar" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Roman dictator Julius Caesar (100 BC-44 BC) was assassinated…
“What is Tinker Bell’s Mexican sister’s name?”/“Taco Bell.”
Taco Bell (a Tex-Mex chain restaurant) has nothing to do with Tinker Bell (a fictional character), but there are jokes. "wonders if Tinker, Bell ever dines at Taco, Bell..." was posted on…
“What is Uncle Sam’s favorite snack?”/“Fire crackers.”
A popular July 4th (Independence Day) riddle is: Q: What is Uncle Sam's favorite snack?A: Fire crackers. July 4th firecrackers are not edible crackers, of course. The riddle has been cited in…
“What is whiskey?”/“Wussian woulette.”
A whiskey joke is: Q: What is whiskey?A: Wussian woulette. The same person both asks and answers the question, and the letter "w" replaces the letter "r." The person was…
“What is whisky?”/“Wussian woulette.”
A whiskey joke is: Q: What is whiskey?A: Wussian woulette. The same person both asks and answers the question, and the letter "w" replaces the letter "r." The person was…
“What is white, sugary, has whiskers and floats on the sea?”/“A catameringue.”
A catamaran doesn't contain any meringue, but there's a riddle: Q: What is white, sugary, has whiskers and floats on the sea?A: A catameringue. The "catameringue" pun has been…
“What is white, sugary, has whiskers and floats on the sea?”/“A catameringue.”
A catamaran doesn't contain any meringue, but there's a riddle: Q: What is white, sugary, has whiskers and floats on the sea?A: A catameringue. The "catameringue" pun has been…