“What is a pumpkin’s favorite sport?”/“Squash.”
A pumpkin riddle is: Q: What is a pumpkin's favorite sport?A: Squash. The joke has been cited in print since at least 2001. Wikipedia: Squash (sport)Squash is a racket sport played by two…
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“What is a pumpkin’s favorite sport?”/“Squash.”
A pumpkin riddle is: Q: What is a pumpkin's favorite sport?A: Squash. The joke has been cited in print since at least 2001. Wikipedia: Squash (sport)Squash is a racket sport played by two…
“What is a relative minor?”/“A country western musician’s girlfriend.”
A popular musician joke about the relative keys is: Q: What is a relative minor?A: A country western musician's girlfriend. An Internet list circulated by at least 1995 was titled…
“What is a room full of sauerkraut?”/“Over-krauted.”
"Sauerkraut" gave the word "kraut" (for "German"). "Overkrauted" -- like "overcrowded" -- can mean too many Germans or too much sauerkraut.…
“What is a Russian oligarch’s least favorite dice game?”/“Yacht seized.”
"Yachtzee" (yacht + Yahtzee) is a joke name for the dice game. Following the 2022 Russian invasion of Ukraine, "yacht seized" became a similar joke. "What is a Russian…
“What is a salmon’s least favorite type of pastry?”/“Bear claws.”
A pastry riddle is: Q: What is a salmon's least favorite type of pastry?A: Bear claws. "Bear Claw" is the name of a popular pastry. The joke was posted on Reddit -- Cleanjokes on…
“What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?”/“Straw-berries.”
A scarecrow riddle is: Q: What is a scarecrow's favorite fruit?A: Straw-berries. The riddle was printed in newspaper puzzles printed in 1976 and 1996. 20 April 1978, The Arizona Republic…
“What is a seal’s favorite subject in school?”/“Art art art!”
A seal riddle was posted on Twitter by Kimberly Smith on October 27, 2010: Q: What is a seal's favorite subject in school?A: Art art! "What is a seals favourite subject? 'art,…
“What is a sheep’s favorite fruit?”/“A baa-nana.”
A banana riddle is: Q: What is a sheep's favorite fruit?A: A baa-nana. "What would you get if you crossed a sheep and a banana? A baa-nana" was included in a 1996 book of riddles.…
“What is a skeleton’s favorite form of measurement?”/“Graveyards!”
A skeleton riddle was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on March 29, 2023: Q: What is a skeleton’s favorite form of measurement?A: Graveyards! Reddit -- DadjokesPosted by u/Electricman82006 March 29,…
“What is a snake’s favorite subject at school?”/“Hiss-tory.”
A snake riddle is: Q: What is a snake's favorite subject at school?A: Hiss-tory. The riddle has been cited in print since at least 1990. 14 November 1990, Lansing (MI) State Journal, pg. 8E,…
“What is a snowman’s favorite dinner?”/“Spaghetti and snowballs.”
The dish of spaghetti and meatballs sometimes becomes "spaghetti and snowballs" in winter months. "ICED SPAGHETTI AND SNOWBALLS AGAIN?" was published in the Li'l Abner…
“What is a soup’s favorite sport?”/“Bowling.”
A soup riddle is: Q: What is a soup's favorite sport?A: Bowling. The joke was posted on Twitter on December 29, 2013. Twittersam@samwowxWhat is a soup's favourite sport?Bowling.5:01 PM -…
“What is a soup’s favorite sport?”/“Bowling.”
A soup riddle is: Q: What is a soup's favorite sport?A: Bowling. The joke was posted on Twitter on December 29, 2013. Twittersam@samwowxWhat is a soup's favourite sport?Bowling.5:01 PM -…
“What is a stoner’s favorite soup?”/“Cannabisque.”
"Cannabisque" (cannabis + bisque) was defined in the Urban Dictionary on December 2, 2010, as "tasty rue-based soup that contains cannabis butter." The portmanteau is mostly…
“What is a Texas chicken’s favorite beer?”/“Shiner Bock Bock Bock!”
Chickens go "bock bock bock." A riddle has been cited in print since at least 2006: Q: What is a chicken's favorite beer?A: Bock. A Texas riddle (about Shiner Bock from a brewery in…
“What is a turkey’s favorite dessert?”/“Peach gobbler.”
A popular Thanksgiving riddle about peach cobbler is: Q: What is a turkey's favorite dessert?A: Peach gobbler. The riddle was printed in many newspapers in July 2001. "Peach Gobbler"…
“What is a vampire’s favorite candy?”/“A sucker.”
A vampire riddle is: Q: What is a vampire's favorite candy?A: A sucker. "Q. What's a vampire's favorite candy? A. A sucker!" was printed in The Gazette (Montreal, Quebec)…
“What is a vegan’s favorite Christmas carol?”/“Soy to the World.”
"Joy to the World" is an English Christmas carol, written by English minister and hymnwriter Isaac Watts in 1719, "Soy to the World" is a pun that has been printed on many…
“What is a vegetarian’s favorite Christmas carol?”/“Soy to the World.”
"Joy to the World" is an English Christmas carol, written by English minister and hymnwriter Isaac Watts in 1719, "Soy to the World" is a pun that has been printed on many…