"Water is good for only two things: floating ships and making beer" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The Denver (C) Post of January 24, 1996, credits the aphorism to…
"Water is just beer/bourbon/coffee/tea/whiskey that hasn't reached its full potential" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "{Life Says} Water is just beer…
Water is a liquid and ice is a solid. "Water is just boneless ice" is a jocular saying. "Water is just boneless ice" was posted on Twitter by adam on May 14, 2017. "wAtEr…
"Water is like snow juice. Like cloud milk" -- an interesting description of rain and snow -- was posted on Twitter on December 20, 2013. "Water is just cloud milk... think about…
"Water is just beer/bourbon/coffee/tea/whiskey that hasn't reached its full potential" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "{Life Says} Water is just beer…
Some people jocularly refer to water as "ice juice." "Overheard at the lunch table from my 5 year old: 'Water is melted ice juice'" was posted on Twitter by Jamie on…
"Water is just beer/bourbon/coffee/tea/whiskey that hasn't reached its full potential" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "{Life Says} Water is just beer…
"Water is the default flavor" was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on June 14, 2020. Some people disagreed. "The default flavor is actually your saliva. So if something has no…
A viral tweet (over 420,000 likes) was posted on Twitter by Alex Pettijohn @98fireball on April 6, 2019: "I used to think coffee was a grown-up drink. Then I thought alcohol was a grown up…
"Water separates the people of the world, wine unites them" (or, "wine brings them/people together") is a saying of unknown origin that has been cited in print since at least…
Cloud storage doesn't involve actual clouds, but there are jokes. "@K_Afqua: Every water bottling company uses cloud storage" was posted on Twitter by Grand Master Force (ENTP) on…
"Water your mind to grow your soul" is an educational saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on June 26, 2016 and probably originated on The Minds…
Restaurants charge for lemonade, but water, lemons and sugar are usually free. "haha in addition lemons, sugar, and water are all free at restaurants.Therefore, lemonade should be free. That…
Water usually has no flavor, but it can be hot or cold. "Water is a beverage whose flavor is its temperature" was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on May 28, 2018. "Water’s…
"Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay" sounds like surfboarding on some exotic beach, but it is not. It means water torture at the Guantanamo Bay detention camp (a United States military…
Entry in progress -- BP Reddit -- ShowerthoughtsPosted by u/Bariqhonium January 29, 2015When you water something, you add water to keep it alive. When you milk something, you take milk away to keep…
The word "watermelon" is 50% water and 50% melon. However, a watermelon is actually about 90% water. "Watermelon: 50% water 50% melon" was posted on Twitter on June 27, 2010.…
Is watermelon mostly water? "Watermelon is such an unfulfilling fruit. It is just crunchy water" was posted on Twitter on November 9, 2010. "Watermelon is crunchy water , tf ? like…
Is watermelon mostly water? "Watermelon is such an unfulfilling fruit. It is just crunchy water" was posted on Twitter on November 9, 2010. "Watermelon is crunchy water , tf ? like…
Entry in progress -- BP Reddit -- 3amjokesPosted by u/muratzel October 22, 2022Watermelons are 92% waterWhich means they're only 8% melon Reddit -- OnelienrsPosted by u/muratzel October 22,…