Restaurants charge for lemonade, but water, lemons and sugar are usually free. "haha in addition lemons, sugar, and water are all free at restaurants.Therefore, lemonade should be free. That…
"Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay" sounds like surfboarding on some exotic beach, but it is not. It means water torture at the Guantanamo Bay detention camp (a United States military…
Entry in progress -- BP Reddit -- ShowerthoughtsPosted by u/Bariqhonium January 29, 2015When you water something, you add water to keep it alive. When you milk something, you take milk away to keep…
The word "watermelon" is 50% water and 50% melon. However, a watermelon is actually about 90% water. "Watermelon: 50% water 50% melon" was posted on Twitter on June 27, 2010.…
Is watermelon mostly water? "Watermelon is such an unfulfilling fruit. It is just crunchy water" was posted on Twitter on November 9, 2010. "Watermelon is crunchy water , tf ? like…
Is watermelon mostly water? "Watermelon is such an unfulfilling fruit. It is just crunchy water" was posted on Twitter on November 9, 2010. "Watermelon is crunchy water , tf ? like…
Entry in progress -- BP Reddit -- 3amjokesPosted by u/muratzel October 22, 2022Watermelons are 92% waterWhich means they're only 8% melon Reddit -- OnelienrsPosted by u/muratzel October 22,…
Watermelons are often compared to pumpkins. Watermelons are usually associated with summer, while pumpkins are usually associated with Halloween in October. "watermelons are summer pumpkins…
Watermelons are mostly water. Kumquats are mostly...? "Just found out that watermelons are 92% water. On an unrelated note, I’m never eating a kumquat again..." was posted on Twitter by…
Many people think that watermelons look like large cucumbers. "Watermelons look like fat cucumbers" was posted on Twitter by ✯αℓαnα✯ on July 6, 2012. "Watermelons look like…
"No sheet, Sherlock!" is a pun on the old joke, "No shit, Sherlock!" "There aren't any sheets on the bed"/"Well no sheet Sherlock" was posted on Twitter…
Many people wave at the end of a zoom meeting. "is it normal to wave at the end of every zoom class!??" was posted on X/Twitter by Lindlee Moon Meehan on March 30, 2020. "Why do I…
"Brazilian" (from Brazil) sounds like a large number (billion + gazillion). Several "Brazilian dollars" jokes involve Brazilian waxing, a bikini waxing style invented by the J.…
Macy's department store uses "way to shop" as its new slogan. http://www.macys.com/index.ognc (Trademark)Word Mark WAY TO SHOP Goods and Services IC 035. US 100 101 102. G & S:…
A political Groundhog Day saying that has been printed on many images is: "Only in America do we accept weather predictions from a rodent, but deny climate change evidence by scientists. Happy…
Entry in progress -- BP Wikipedia: Waco, TexasWaco (/ˈweɪkoʊ/ WAY-koh) is the county seat of McLennan County, Texas, United States. It is situated along the Brazos River and I-35, halfway…
Manhattan directions don't have north, south, east and west. People are directed uptown, downtown, or crosstown (Hudson River or East River). A traditional story (cited in print since at least…
"We (all) blame society, but we are society" is a saying that has been printed on many images. English sing Geri Halliwell (who was "Ginger Spice" of the Spice Girls) appeared…
"We all deserve morning sex and pancakes" is a one-line saying that has been printed on many images. "We all deserve morning sex and pancakes - saralenore: Or waffles..…
There are nuts and bolts, so some people believe there should be doughnuts and dobolts (or donuts and dobolts). "What if Doughnut was Doughbolt, Doughwedge or Doughspanner" was posted on…