“War is God’s way of teaching Americans geography”
"War is God's way of teaching us geography" was said by comedian Paul Rodriguez at Comic Relief in 1987. Rodriguez later added the Gulf War (started when Iraq invaded Kuwait in…
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“War is greedy old men sending naive young boys to kill innocent children”
"War is greedy old men sending naive young boys to kill innocent children" is an anti-war saying that has been printed on several images. The saying (also shown on an image) was posted on…
“War is like a vacuum cleaner that sucks tax dollars out of your pocket…”
“War is like a vacuum cleaner that sucks tax dollars out of your pocket and funnels the money directly into the pockets of the robber barons who own the weapons factories" is a saying that…
“War is murder. Taxation is theft. Police are gangs. Politicians are criminals”
"War is murder. Taxation is theft. Police are gangs. Politicians are criminals" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "WAR IS MURDER, TAXATION IS THEFT, POLICE ARE GANGS…
“War is not healthy for children and other living things”
"War is not healthy for children and other living things" is a popular 1960s poster; the words are shown under a sunflower. The poster was designed by Lorraine Schneider and displayed at…
“War is when the government tells you who the bad guy is. Revolution is when you decide that”
"War is when the government tells you who the bad guy is. Revolution is when you decide that for yourself" (or "War is when the/your government tells you who the enemy is. Revolution…
“War is when the government tells you who the enemy is. Revolution is when you figure it out”
"War is when the government tells you who the bad guy is. Revolution is when you decide that for yourself" (or "War is when the/your government tells you who the enemy is. Revolution…
“War is when your government tells you who the enemy is. Revolution is when you figure it out”
"War is when the government tells you who the bad guy is. Revolution is when you decide that for yourself" (or "War is when the/your government tells you who the enemy is. Revolution…
“War kills reform”
"War kills reform" is a catchphrase of American historian Robert Dallek. Dallek wrote in Flawed Giant: Lyndon Johnson and His Times, 1961-1973 (1998): It is a given of U.S. history that…
“War propaganda left unchecked for a single generation becomes history”
"War propoganda left unchecked for a single generation becomes history" was posted on Twitter by @trutherbot on March 10, 2015. The original tweet is no longer available. "War…
“Warehouse: somebody who turns into a house when the full moon is out”
A warehouse has nothing to do with a werewolf, but there are jokes. "When the full moon comes out does a werewolf's house turn into a warehouse?" was posted on Facebook by Joey…
“Warm beer and cold coffee are the same temperature”
Is "warm" beer really warm, or just not cold? Is "cold" coffee really cold, or just not warm? "A warm beer and a cold coffee may be the same temperature since the…
“Warning: Alcohol consumption will make you believe you’re whispering. I assure you, you are not”
"Warning: Alcohol consumption will make you believe you're whispering. I assure you, you are not" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. People who have had a lot…
“Warning: Does not play well with others before coffee”
"Warning: Does not play well with others before coffee" is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Ok people, control your small children in the coffee shop.…
“Warning: Going to sleep on Sunday will cause Monday”
Some people dread Monday (the traditional start of the work week) so much that they're afraid to go to sleep on Sunday night. "Warning: Going to sleep on Sunday will cause Monday" is…
“WARNING: I brake for no apparent reason”
"CAUTION: I brake for no apparent reason" (or "WARNING: I brake for no apparent reason") is a bumper sticker saying that has been printed on many images. "New Driver -- I…
“Warning: I break for coffee” (bumper sticker)
"I break for coffee" is a jocular bumper sticker saying that has been printed on many images. It's a joke on the "coffee break." "WARNING! I BREAK FOR COFFEE"…
“Warning: In case of Rapture, this car will be unmanned” (bumper sticker)
"Caution/Warning: In case of Rapture, this car/vehicle will be unmanned" is a jocular bumper sticker saying that has been printed on many images. “Come the Rapture, can I have your…
“Warning: In case of Rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned” (bumper sticker)
"Caution: In case of Rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned" is a jocular bumper sticker saying that has been printed on many images. Wikipedia: Rapture The Rapture is an eschatological…
“Warning: May bite before caffeine”
"Caution: May bite before caffeine" (or "Warning: May bite before caffeine") is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "CAUTION: MAY BITE BEFORE…