“What do you call a broken angle?”/“A wrecked angle.”
A "rectangle" geometry riddle is: Q: What do you call a broken angle/square?A: A rektangle (rekt angle).A: A wreckedangle (wrecked angle). "What do you call a pretty angle? an acute…
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“What do you call a broken square?”/“A REKTangle.”
A "rectangle" geometry riddle is: Q: What do you call a broken angle/square?A: A rektangle (rekt angle).A: A wreckedangle (wrecked angle). "What do you call a pretty angle? an acute…
“What do you call a broken square?”/“A wrecked angle.”
A "rectangle" geometry riddle is: Q: What do you call a broken angle/square?A: A rektangle (rekt angle).A: A wreckedangle (wrecked angle). "What do you call a pretty angle? an acute…
“What do you call a Buddhist potato?”/“A chipmonk.”
One of the many "-tater" riddles is: Q: What do you call a Buddhist potato?A: A medi-tater. (meditator) This potato riddle has been cited in print since at least 2013. "Chips"…
“What do you call a Buddhist potato?”/“A medi-tater.”
One of the many "-tater" riddles is: Q: What do you call a Buddhist potato?A: A medi-tater. (meditator) This potato riddle has been cited in print since at least 2013. "Chips"…
“What do you call a building filled with guitar players?”/“Jail.”
A guitarist riddle was posted on the newsgroup alt.music.ramones on November 20, 2003: Q: What do you call a building full of guitarists?A: Jail. This version was posted on the newsgroup…
“What do you call a building full of guitarists?”/“Jail.”
A guitarist riddle was posted on the newsgroup alt.music.ramones on November 20, 2003: Q: What do you call a building full of guitarists?A: Jail. This version was posted on the newsgroup…
“What do you call a building full of guitarists?”/“Prison.”
A guitarist riddle was posted on the newsgroup alt.music.ramones on November 20, 2003: Q: What do you call a building full of guitarists?A: Jail. This version was posted on the newsgroup…
“What do you call a bunch of bad chemistry students?”/“Molasses.”
Various chemistry jokes have "molasses" (mole + asses) in the punchlines. "Q: If a mole of moles were digging a mole of holes, what would you see? A: A mole of molasses" has…
“What do you call a bunch of bad chemistry students?”/“Molasses.”
Various chemistry jokes have "molasses" (mole + asses) in the punchlines. "Q: If a mole of moles were digging a mole of holes, what would you see? A: A mole of molasses" has…
“What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?”/“The NBA.”
A racial joke about white people and basketball is: Q: What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?A: The NBA (National Basketball Association). That is, the best players -- the…
“What do you call a bunny who was raised in a hotel?”/“An inn-grown hare.”
An "ingrown hair" is not the same as an "inn-grown hare," but there are jokes. "Question: If hotels serve rabbits they raise themselves, can any disease result? Answer:…
“What do you call a Cajun who never tells the truth?”/“Jumbolaya.”
Jambalaya (an American Creole and Cajun rice dish) can sound a bit like "jumbo liar." "What do you call a fat guy, from New Orleans, that never tells the truth? A jambo-laya"…
“What do you call a calculator that works instantly?”/“Calcunow.”
"Calculator" is not "calcu-later," but some people have joked that they want a "calcunow." "A CalcuNow instead of a CalcuLater then?" was posted on Twitter…
“What do you call a car that’s covered in leaves?”/“An autumnobile.”
An autumn riddle is: Q: What do you call a car that's covered in leaves?A: An autumnobile. The joke was posted on Twitter by Smashy Baren on November 11, 2015. TwitterSmashy…
“What do you call a carnivorous weatherman?”/“A meat-eater-ologist.”
A meteorologist riddle is: Q: What do you call a carnivorous weatherman?A: A meat-eater-ologist. The riddle was printed in the Los Angeles (CA) Times on October 22, 2002. "Meaty…
“What do you call a cat that eats lemons?”/“A sourpuss.”
A popular lemon riddle is: Q: What do you call a cat that eats lemons?A: A sourpuss. The cat joke has been cited in print since at least 1943. 1 May 1943, Vernon (TX) Daily Record, "Pepsi and…
“What do you call a cautious potato?/“A hesitater.”
Potatoes are called "taters." There are many "hesitator" -- or "hesitater" -- puns. "What do you call a potato that takes it's time?? A hesitater...…
“What do you call a ceiling bill that makes you pass out?”/“A roof fee!”
"Roofie" (a date rape drug) sounds like "roof fee." A riddle was posted on Reddit -- 3amjokes on September 22, 2017: Q: What do you call a ceiling bill that makes you pass…
“What do you call a cheap vampire?”/“Discount Dracula.”
Count Dracula (the title character of Bram Stoker's 1897 gothic horror novel Dracula) has nothing to do with discounts, but there are jokes. "The cheapest vampire? Dis-Count Dracula"…