“The Company You Keep” (New York Life)
"The Company You Keep" has been the slogan of New York Life since 1989. NYL is one of New York's oldest companies, dating back to 1845. The New York Life building on Madison Square…
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“The Company You Love to Hate” (Con Edison)
'The Company You Love to Hate" was the cover caption of Fortune magazine's March 1966 story about Con Edison. The blackout of November 9, 1965 caused many New York City residents to…
“The Complete Shrimp Cookbook is pure prawnography”
"Prawnography" (prawn + pornography) is a portmanteau that has appeared in many jokes. "I wonder if shrimp are into prawnography?" was posted on Twitter by Al Dopa on December…
“The Constitution actually says you can legally overthrow your government if they are tyrannical”
"The Constitution actually says you can legally overthrow your government if they are tyrannical" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Some have asserted that this is false.…
“The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people”
American Revolution orator Patrick Henry (1736-1799) is often credited for having said: "The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument…
“The Constitution was not established by cowards and cowards will not preserve it”
"This republic was not established by cowards; and cowards will not preserve it" is a saying that has been printed in many images. American news reporter and author Elmer Davis…
“The Constitution was written for a country that no longer exists”
The Constitution of the United States was written in the 1780s. Is it an outdated document, or do its principles still apply today? "The constitution was written for a country that no longer…
“The cook’s course is the hardest course in the army”
"The cook's course is the hardest course in the army/navy," it's often joked. "No one has passed it yet." The joke serves as an explanation of why military food is so…
“The cool kids don’t eat animals”
"The cool kids don't eat animals" is a vegan saying that has been printed on many images. "The cool kids don't eat animals. - Anon #vegan" was posted on Twitter by…
“The cool thing about Bluesky is you’re never the craziest one here”
Are there crazy people all over social media -- even crazier than you are? "The cool thing about twitter is you're never the craziest one here" was posted on X/Twitter by Man of…
“The cool thing about Facebook is you’re never the craziest one here”
Are there crazy people all over social media -- even crazier than you are? "The cool thing about twitter is you're never the craziest one here" was posted on X/Twitter by Man of…
“The cool thing about social media is you’re never the craziest one here”
Are there crazy people all over social media -- even crazier than you are? "The cool thing about twitter is you're never the craziest one here" was posted on X/Twitter by Man of…
“The cool thing about the internet is you’re never the craziest one here”
Are there crazy people all over social media -- even crazier than you are? "The cool thing about twitter is you're never the craziest one here" was posted on X/Twitter by Man of…
“The cool thing about this app is you’re never the craziest one here”
Are there crazy people all over social media -- even crazier than you are? "The cool thing about twitter is you're never the craziest one here" was posted on X/Twitter by Man of…
“The cool thing about Twitter is you’re never the craziest one here”
Are there crazy people all over social media -- even crazier than you are? "The cool thing about twitter is you're never the craziest one here" was posted on X/Twitter by Man of…
“The cool thing about X is you’re never the craziest one here”
Are there crazy people all over social media -- even crazier than you are? "The cool thing about twitter is you're never the craziest one here" was posted on X/Twitter by Man of…
“The coronavirus vaccine is going to eliminate the coronavirus…”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic started a rush to find a vaccine. "The coronavirus vaccine is going to eliminate the coronavirus just like the flu vaccine eliminated the flu" was…
“The coronavirus will come and go. But the government will never forget how easy…”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic left many people troubled by the erosion of constitutional rights and civil liberties. "The coronavirus will come and go. But the government will NEVER…
“The coronavirus won’t last long because it was made in China”
China has a reputation for making a lot of cheaply made products. A joke about the 2019–20 Wuhan coronavirus outbreak has been printed on many images: "The coronavirus won't last long…
“The coronavirus? I’m not shaking hands because people are out of toilet paper”
The 2019–20 coronavirus outbreak resulted in many people not shaking hands; the coronavirus also resulted in toilet paper shortages. A joke was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on March 8, 2020:…