“The best camera is the one that’s with you” (photography adage)
"The best camera is the one that's with you" is the title of a 2010 book by photographer Chase Jarvis, but Jarvis popularized an old photography adage and did not coin the saying.…
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“The best cure for a recession is a recession”
Texas Congressman Ron Paul wrote in February 2009: "First of all, just as the best cure for a hangover is not to drink so much, the best cure for a recession is a recession. It is time to…
“The best day between yesterday and tomorrow is Saturday”
"The best day between yesterday and tomorrow is Saturday" is a Saturday saying of unknown authorship. The saying has been cited in print since at least May 2023. Facebook Simon Mwansa May…
“The best day…two candy bars fall down at once from a vending machine”
Sometimes a candy vending machine fails to return a candy bar. Sometimes the vending machine returns two candy bars. "Anyone who says their wedding was the best day of their life has never had…
“The best exercise is the one you will do” (exercise adage)
People often ask, "What's the best exercise -- jogging or lifting weights?" "The best exercise is the one you will do" is the answer given by many fitness professionals. If…
“The best exercise to lose weight is to push yourself away from the table”
People often ask about "the best exercise to lose weight." There are at least two ways, and they both involve saying "no" to food. "Which brings to mind the advice often…
“The best exercise to lose weight is to shake your head back and forth no (more food)”
People often ask about "the best exercise to lose weight." There are at least two ways, and they both involve saying "no" to food. “'The best exercise I know of,'…
“The best fertilizer is the gardener’s shadow”
"the best fertilizer is the gardener's shadow" is a popular gardening proverb that's often said to come from China. However, a direct Chinese source is not known. "Our…
“The best friendships are the ones that you met at a job that neither of you work at anymore”
"The best friendships are the ones that you met at a job that neither of you work at anymore" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter by…
“The best gun is the one you have with you”
People who carry a handgun for protection often want to know if they're carrying the correct weapon. "The best gun is the one you have with you" is a popular saying. "The best…
“The best house wine is on the house”
A "house salad" is the regular salad of an American restaurant. It's not a salad that's "on the house" (free). House wine is an inexpensive drinking wine served in…
“The best imaginary dish to say in a MA accent ‘garlic braised arctic char with artichoke hearts’”
Artichokes have nothing to do with the Arctic or Antarctica, but there are jokes. Some jokes involve the cold-water fish Arctic char. "'Antartichoke' - @al_bal4 trying to decide…
“The best is yet to come. Unless you’re out of wine”
"The best is yet to come. Unless you're out of wine" is a jocular wine saying that has been printed on an image. The saying was posted on Twitter on December 10, 2015 and probably…
“The best jeans and sneaker stores in America” (V.I.M.)
V.I.M. started in Brooklyn and proudly declares its slogan: "The best jeans and sneaker stores in America." Its website say it's been around since 1977, but trademark records say…
“The best kind of morning conversation is the one that doesn’t actually occur”
Many people do not function well in the morning. "The best kind of morning conversation, is the one that doesn't actually occur" was posted on Twitter by Piyush Wahal on October 11,…
“The best librarians are certified in reshushitation”
"The best librarians are certified in reshushitation" was posted on Twitter by Clayton Hove on June 1, 2011. "Reshushitation" is a portmanteau of "resusitation" and…
“The best murder weapon would be a Tupperware lid because nobody would ever find it”
People often lose Tupperware lids. "The best murder weapon would be a Tupperware lid because nobody would ever find it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "The best…
“The best occupation to work from home as: Bartender.”
What's the best job that allows you to work at home? A jocular one-liner is: "The best occupation to work from home as: Bartender." "The best occupation to work from home as is:…
“The best part about the penny being canceled is that nobody can give their 2 cents anymore”
Minting of the United States penny stopped in November 2025. This had an effect on the expression "my two cents" (my opinion). "Nobody can give their 2 cents anymore because they…
“The best part of a cucumber is the worst part of a watermelon”
Cucumbers have been compared (unfavorably) to watermelons. "The best part of a cucumber tastes like the worst part of a watermelon" was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on July 19,…