“The best things in life make you fat, drunk or pregnant”
“The best things in life (either) make you drunk, fat or pregnant” (or “The best things in life make you fat, drunk or pregnant”) is a saying that has been printed on many images. “As I’ve said before, everything I ever did to make the pain go away usually got me fat, drunk, or pregnant” was printed in the book Are You Human Or What?: Teen Psychological Evolution (2008).
“Best things in life get you drunk, fat or pregnant. Choose wisely” was posted on Twitter by Elmer on June 10, 2013. “The best things in life make you either fat, drunk or pregnant” was posted on Twitter by “B” on March 20, 2014. “The best things in life either make you fat, drunk or pregnant” was posted on Twitter by Kyle on April 4, 2014. The saying was probably popularized by an image.
Google Books
Are You Human Or What?:
Teen Psychological Evolution
By Dale Bick Carlson, Hannah Carlson and Carol Nicklaus
Madison, CT: Bick Publishing House
2008
Pg. 84:
As I’ve said before, everything I ever did to make the pain go away usually got me fat, drunk, or pregnant.
Twitter
Elmer
@Ka_dos
Best things in life get you drunk, fat or pregnant. Choose wisely 😉
8:38 AM · Jun 10, 2013·Twitter for Android
Twitter
B
@Kiernanb13
The best things in life make you either fat, drunk or pregnant
9:46 PM · Mar 20, 2014·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
tegan ♡’s minho
@minjikseu
just saw the weirdest sign today.. it said the best things in life get you fat drunk or pregnant!!! ok then…. it was outside a restaurant!
7:20 AM · Mar 22, 2014·Twitter Web Client
Twitter
Chloe
@chloedonbavand
“The best things in life make you fat, drunk or pregnant” 👏
11:16 AM · Mar 26, 2014·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
Kyle
@K_Rappp
The best things in life either make you fat, drunk or pregnant.
6:35 PM · Apr 4, 2014·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
Scouse Ma
@Scouse_ma
Why is it that the best things in life either make you drunk, fat or pregnant? 😒
5:10 PM · Apr 13, 2014·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
Kristie Mckinnon
@Kristie2207
The three best things in life get you drunk, fat or pregnant.
4:43 PM · Apr 14, 2014·Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—Quotes
Posted by u/zima1502 August 5, 2015
The best things in life either make you fat, drunk or pregnant.
How very true!
Google Books
Title The Best Things in Life Make You Fat, Drunk Or Pregnant: A Blank Lined Journal
Author Active Journals
Publisher Amazon Digital Services LLC - Kdp Print Us, 2017
ISBN 1520950543, 9781520950549
Length 108 pages
27 June 2018, Daily Herald (Arlington Heights, IL), “Life is a series of little details,” pg. 4:
The best things in life either make you fat, drunk or pregnant.
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October 7, 2018 ·
The best things in life, either makes you drunk, fat or pregnant!!
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Google Books
Title Anything Fun In Life Will Make You Fat, Drunk Or Pregnant: Blank Lined Journal Notebook
Author J3 Designs
Publisher Amazon Digital Services LLC - KDP Print US, 2019
ISBN 1070857106, 9781070857107
Length 102 pages
Google Books
Title The Best Things In Life Either Make You Fat, Drunk, Or Pregnant.: A Cute + Funny Notebook Funny Dieting Gifts Cool Gag Gifts For Women Who Hilariously Suck At Eating Healthy
Author The Jaded Pen
Publisher Amazon Digital Services LLC - Kdp Print Us, 2019
ISBN 1077954751, 9781077954755
Length 102 pages
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Mishqah Parthiephal
March 29, 2019 ·
The best things in life either make you fat, drunk or pregnant. #HappyWeekend
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