"Sorry for driving so close in front of you" is a jocular saying about tailgating that has been printed on many bumper stickers. The bumper sticker saying has been cited in print since at…
"Sorry for driving/going the speed limit. Some of us have warrants" (or "This vehicle is GPS monitored. Sorry for doing the speed limit") is a jocular bumper sticker saying that…
"Sorry for driving/going the speed limit. Some of us have warrants" (or "This vehicle is GPS monitored. Sorry for doing the speed limit") is a jocular bumper sticker saying that…
"Sorry for the inconvenience. We are trying to change the world" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The sign was used at the Occupy Wall Street protests in 2011.…
Many people who are late for work use the traffic as an excuse. However, the traffic is often bad every day. A joke was posted on Twitter by Karen Kilgariff on November 17, 2019: "Sorry I’m…
"Come in, we're awesome" (or "Come in, we're open and awesome" is a store sign that has been printed on many images. "Come in, we're awesome" is a joke…
"Sorry, I can't go to school/work tomorrow. I fractured my motivation" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I can't go to school tomorrow because I…
"Sorry, I can't go to school/work tomorrow. I fractured my motivation" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I can't go to school tomorrow because I…
"Sorry, I have plants this weekend" is a gardening joke version of "Sorry, I have plans this weekend" that has been printed on many images. “Sorry I have plants this…
"Sorry, my cat/dog/pet expects me home by a certain time" is an excuse that has been printed on many images. The pet owner must be home and cannot be anywhere else. "Sorry, my dog…
"Sorry, my cat/dog/pet expects me home by a certain time" is an excuse that has been printed on many images. The pet owner must be home and cannot be anywhere else. "Sorry, my dog…
"Sorry, my cat/dog/pet expects me home by a certain time" is an excuse that has been printed on many images. The pet owner must be home and cannot be anywhere else. "Sorry, my dog…
The Magnolia Cafe in Austin (two locations) is open 24 hours a day. Instead of a "Sorry, We're Closed" sign, it has a "Sorry, We're Open" sign. The restaurant proudly…
A popular food joke describes people of many nationalities attempting to enter a fine restaurant. A snooty maître d' delivers the punchline: "Sorry, you can't come in here without a…
Sunday is a day for people to get nervous about the coming week. "Sorry. Can't. Sundays are when I focus my anxieties on several unpleasant hypothetical situations that could happen this…
Sunday is a day for people to get nervous about the coming week. "Sorry. Can't. Sundays are when I focus my anxieties on several unpleasant hypothetical situations that could happen this…
"Sotally tober" (a joke on "totally sober") has been printed on many images. "Sotally tober" has been cited in print since at least 1988, and was entered in the Urban…
"Soulmate sounds like something Satan puts in his coffee" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Coffee-Mate is put in coffee. "Soulmate sounds like something…
"Soulmate sounds like something Satan puts in his coffee" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Coffee-Mate is put in coffee. "Soulmate sounds like something…
“Soul! soul! for an apple or two; If you’ve got no apples, pears will do” is a chant that was used for souling on All Souls' Day (November 2nd) in the 1800s. Notes and Queries, on…