“Seven-star hotels are overrated”
Most hotels are rated on a five-star system, with five stars being the highest rating. A joke is that a 6-star hotel or a 7-star hotel is "overrated." "6-star hotels are…
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“Seventy-eight per cent of the earth is covered with water; the rest is covered with mortgages”
"Seventy-eight percent of the earth is covered with water; the other 22 percent is covered with mortgages" is a joke illustrating that most of the earth is actually under water -- and the…
“Several upset thespian pigeons decided to stage a coo”
"Coup" sounds like "coo." "When the birds take over, do the pigeons stage a coo?" was prints in a 2009 book. "The pigeons and doves are planning to overthrow the…
“Sex counts as cardio”
"Se is my cardio" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, the speaker doesn't get much sex. "And no,sex doesn't count as cardio.UNLESS...." was…
“Sex ed classes in school should just be listening to a baby cry for 5 hours straight”
"Sex education classes in school should just be listening to a baby cry for 5 hours straight while watching the same cartoon on repeat" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed…
“Sex education classes are like in-home sales parties for abortions”
American constitutional lawyer and conservative activist Phyllis Schlafly (1924-2016) was no fan of sex education in schools. Schlafly wrote in a syndicated newspaper column in April 1985:…
“Sex in return for rice wine? For fucks, sake”
Saké is Japanese rice wine. It looks like the word "sake," and is sometimes used jocularly in the expression "for fuck's sake." "for fuck's sake (like for…
“Sex is a misdemeanor. De more I miss, de meaner I get”
"I consider sex a misdemeanor. The more I miss, de meaner I get" (or "Sex is a misdemeanor. De more I miss de meaner I get") is a jocular saying that has been printed on many…
“Sex is cool, but have you ever boiled the exact right amount of spaghetti?”
Sex is cool/great, but have you ever cooked the perfect amount of pasta? This food meme has had many variations. "Ya sex is tight but have you ever made the perfect amount of spaghetti?"…
“Sex is cool, but have you ever fucked the system?”
Entry in progress -- BP TwitterSELF₿ANKT & SOVEREIGN@selfbanktSex is cool but have you ever fucked The System? #Bitcoin4:12 PM · May 10, 2021·Twitter for Android Twitterashley…
“Sex is cool, but have you ever had a perfectly toasted bagel with the perfect amount of flavored cream cheese?”
Sex is cool/great, but have you ever cooked the perfect amount of pasta? This food meme has had many variations. "Ya sex is tight but have you ever made the perfect amount of spaghetti?"…
“Sex is great, but have you ever cooked the perfect amount of rice?”
Sex is cool/great, but have you ever cooked the perfect amount of pasta? This food meme has had many variations. "Ya sex is tight but have you ever made the perfect amount of spaghetti?"…
“Sex is great, but have you ever gotten the exact right amount of chips for your dip?”
Sex is cool/great, but have you ever cooked the perfect amount of pasta? This food meme has had many variations. "Ya sex is tight but have you ever made the perfect amount of spaghetti?"…
“Sex is kinda like cooking, Everyone can do it, but only some can make it delicious”
"Sex is like cooking, Everyone can do it, but only some can make it delicious" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Sex is like cooking, Everyone can do it, But only…
“Sex is like bridge…” (bridge joke)
The game of bridge has a popular sex joke connected with it: "Sex is like bridge: if you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand." The joke has been cited in print…
“Sex is like cooking, Everyone can do it, but only some can make it delicious”
"Sex is like cooking, Everyone can do it, but only some can make it delicious" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Sex is like cooking, Everyone can do it, But only…
“Sex is like math. Add the bed, subtract clothes, divide legs, and pray you don’t multiply”
"How is math like sex? First, you ADD a bed. Then, SUBTRACT the clothes. DIVIDE the legs and MULTIPLY!" was posted on the newsgroup rec.humor under the title "Old Math Joke" on…
“Sex is like math. I don’t get it”
Many students have trouble with math...and other things. "Math is like sex, I don't get it ;p" was posted on Twitter by @ramonthetaco on December 29, 2010. "Math is like sex. I…
“Sex is like music: For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free”
"Sex is like music: for every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free" is a popular line for the internet age. The saying was posted on Twitter on September…
“Sex is like pizza—even when it’s bad, you still have to pay for it”
“Pizza is like sex -- when it's good, it’s terrific, and when it's bad, it's still pretty good" is a saying that has been associated with Goldberg’s Pizza in New York…