“Sex is like pizza—even when it’s bad, you still have to pay for it”
“Pizza is like sex—when it’s good, it’s terrific, and when it’s bad, it’s still pretty good” is a saying that has been associated with Goldberg’s Pizza in New York City. This is often shortened to, “Pizza is like sex—even when it’s bad, it’s still pretty good.”
”#BestAdvice ‘Sex is like pizza: even when it’s bad, you still gotta pay for it’ via @NickDiPaolo” was posted on Twitter by NYC Comedy by January 11, 2010. “‘Pizza is like sex. even when its bad… you still have to pay for it!’ @NickDiPaolo Funniest quote ever!” was posted on Twitter by Matt on December 17, 2010. Nick Di Paolo is an American stand-up comedian, writer, actor, radio personality and podcast host.
Wikipedia: Nick Di Paolo
Nicholas Rocco “Nick” Di Paolo (born January 31, 1962) is an American stand-up comedian, writer, actor, radio personality and podcast host. In July 2018, he launched his new audio and video podcast, The Nick Di Paolo Show. Was also an emcee on truTV Presents: World’s Dumbest.
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Harvey Shepard
@harveyshepard
sex is like pizza - always good, but even better when you don’t have to pay for it.
11:07 PM - 27 Jul 2009
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NYC Comedy
@ComicsNY
#BestAdvice “Sex is like pizza: even when it’s bad, you still gotta pay for it” via @NickDiPaolo
1:46 PM - 11 Jan 2010
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Ookla the Mok
@ActuallyOokla
Sex is like pizza: No matter bad how it is, you still have to pay for it
4:09 PM - 13 Mar 2010
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Matt
@TheOtherMLK
“pizza is like sex. even when its bad… you still have to pay for it!” @NickDiPaolo Funniest quote ever!
11:22 PM - 17 Dec 2010
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Warren Holstein
@WarrenHolstein
Sex is like pizza. Even when it’s bad you have to pay for it… and they never take credit cards.
5:26 PM - 7 Jan 2011
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FTL Hard Rock Improv
@ImprovFTL
I’VE NEVER HAD BAD PIZZA…TO ME PIZZA IS LIKE SEX…EVEN WHEN IT’S BAD…..YOU STILL HAVE TO PAY FOR IT - Nick Di Paolo ^WW
1:35 PM - 17 Jun 2011
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John Fugelsang
@JohnFugelsang
Grandpa used to say ‘Sex is like pizza. Even when it’s bad, you still have to pay for it.’
8:04 PM - 2 Jul 2011
Google Books
The 2,548 Wittiest Things Anybody Ever Said
Selected and compiled by Robert Byrne
New York, NY: Touchstone
2012
Pg. ?:
149
Pizza is like sex. Even when it’s bad, you still have to pay for it. —Nick Di Paolo
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Jamie
7/22/13
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For politicians like Eliot Spitzer, sex is like pizza, even when it’s bad, you still have to pay for it.
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Buzzy McBuzzersen
@RickKamm
Pizza is a lot like sex, even when it’s bad you still have to pay for it. Amirite @pizzahut ? Yay! #fakepizza
10:25 PM - 30 Jul 2013
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John Fugelsang
@JohnFugelsang
Grand-dad always used to say “Sex is like pizza. Even when it’s bad, you still have to pay for it.”
1:38 PM - 20 Apr 2017
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Sex is like pizza, even when it’s bad…
submitted August 10, 2018 by LifeSlowlyDissolves
You still have to pay for it.