“Summer means about three months of no school shootings”
Summer is known as a time when there is no school...shootings? "What does it say about our society that what kids like most about summer is 3 months without school shootings?…
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“Summer miles bring autumn smiles” (running adage)
"Summer miles bring autumn smiles" is a popular running adage, especially among high school and college cross country runners. The miles student-runners log during the summer often result…
“Summer nights and ballpark lights”
"Summer nights and ballpark lights" is a summer saying that has been printed on many images. "Summer nights and ballpark lights" was posted on Twitter by nīck® on May 14,…
“Summer nights and bonfire lights”
"Summer nights and bonfire lights" is a summer saying that has been printed on many images. "I crave summer nights and bonfire lights" was posted on Twitter by Rachel on…
“Summer on Yams, Winter on Yankees” & “Three seasons—orange, vegetable and invalid”
It has been said that there are three seasons in Florida -- "orange, vegetable and invalid." It's also been said that Floridians "live in yams in the summer and Yankees in the…
“Summer should get a speeding ticket”
Summer (July and August) passes quickly. "Summer should get a speeding ticket" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Summer should get a speeding ticket because its…
“Summer Streets” (car-free streets during summer)
In June 2008, an experimental Department of Transportation program called "Summer Streets" was announced. For three straight Saturdays in August 2008, a 6.9-mile stretch of Manhattan…
“Summer vacation is a time when parents realize that teachers are grossly underpaid”
"Summer vacation is a time when parents realize that teachers are grossly underpaid" is a one-line saying that has been printed on many images. "Summer vacation - a time when parents…
“Summer wrestlers make winter champions” (wrestling adage)
"Summer wrestlers make winter champions" (or "Summer wrestling makes winter champions") is a popular wrestling adage. "Summer wrestling makes winter champions" was…
“Summer’s almost here… time to be real nice to your friend with a pool”
Not everyone's house has a pool. In the summer, some people make a point to be nice to a friend who has a pool. "I need to find a friend with a pool!" was posted on X/Twitter by…
“Summertime is always the best of what might be”
"Summertime is always the best of what might be" is a summer saying that has been printed on many images. "Summertime is always the best of what might be. No one plans on dying in…
“Sun Chips are just adult Doritos”
Sun Chips (a brand of fried grains, rippled, multigrain chips) has been compared to Doritos (an American brand of flavored tortilla chips). both are made by Frito-Lay. "Wow, these Sun Chips…
“Sun Chips are just Doritos that do yoga”
Sun Chips (a brand of fried grains, rippled, multigrain chips) has been compared to Doritos (an American brand of flavored tortilla chips). both are made by Frito-Lay. "Wow, these Sun Chips…
“Sun Chips are just mom Doritos”
Sun Chips (a brand of fried grains, rippled, multigrain chips) has been compared to Doritos (an American brand of flavored tortilla chips). both are made by Frito-Lay. "Wow, these Sun Chips…
“Sun Chips are just whole grain Doritos”
Sun Chips (a brand of fried grains, rippled, multigrain chips) has been compared to Doritos (an American brand of flavored tortilla chips). both are made by Frito-Lay. "Wow, these Sun Chips…
“Sun Chips are like healthy Doritos”
Sun Chips (a brand of fried grains, rippled, multigrain chips) has been compared to Doritos (an American brand of flavored tortilla chips). both are made by Frito-Lay. "Wow, these Sun Chips…
“Sun Chips are the poor man’s Doritos”
Sun Chips (a brand of fried grains, rippled, multigrain chips) has been compared to Doritos (an American brand of flavored tortilla chips). both are made by Frito-Lay. "Wow, these Sun Chips…
“Sun Chips implies moon salsa”
There are Sun Chips, but no Moon Chips. "Note to self: Sun Chips big hit. Action item: invent Moon Chips" was posted on X/Twitter by Jason K on May 11, 2009. "If you open a bag of…
“Sun Chips implies the existence of Moon Chips”
There are Sun Chips, but no Moon Chips. "Note to self: Sun Chips big hit. Action item: invent Moon Chips" was posted on X/Twitter by Jason K on May 11, 2009. "If you open a bag of…
“Sun Chips imply the existence of Moon Chips”
There are Sun Chips, but no Moon Chips. "Note to self: Sun Chips big hit. Action item: invent Moon Chips" was posted on X/Twitter by Jason K on May 11, 2009. "If you open a bag of…