“Put some whiskey in my coffee because it’s Ireland somewhere”
"Put some whiskey in my coffee because it's Ireland somewhere" is a jocular one-line saying about Irish coffee that has been printed on many images. The expression is a variation of…
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“Put Texas in your corner” (vehicle registration)
Starting September 2005, the Texas Department of Transportation began a publicity campaign to get Texans to timely register their vehicles. Two trademarked slogans are "Put Texas in your…
“Put the ‘T’ back in Texas”
Charlie Strong took over as head football coach for the University of Texas Longhorns in 2014. In a February 2014 interview with My Fox Austin, Strong said: “I have a new shirt, it says ‘put…
“Put the biscuit in the basket” (put the hockey puck in the net)
"Put the biscuit in the basket" is hockey slang that means to put the puck ("biscuit") in the net ("basket") -- to score a goal. "Put that old biscuit in the…
“Put the fun between your legs” (cycling saying)
"Put some/something/the fun between your legs" is a cycling saying that has been printed on many images. "Put something fun between your legs" was printed in a 1972 newspaper,…
“Put the politicians on minimum wage and watch how fast things change”
"Put the politicians on minimum wage and watch how fast things change" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The implication is that the politicians will need more money very…
“Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours” (college football joke)
College football has a bowl playoff system. “How do you make (insert football team name) cookies?” a classic joke goes. “Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours” is the answer. The…
“Put your diploma on the windshield so you can park in a handicap spot”
"Put your diploma on the windshield so you can park in a handicap spot" is a joke that has been said to deride many institutions of learning. "Why do (Texas A&M -- ed.) Aggies…
“Put your hair in a bun, drink some coffee and handle it”
"Put your hair (up) in a bun, drink some coffee and handle it" (or "Toss your hair in a bun, drink some coffee, put on some gangsta rap and handle it") is a motivational saying…
“Put your hair up in a bun, drink some coffee and handle it”
"Put your hair (up) in a bun, drink some coffee and handle it" (or "Toss your hair in a bun, drink some coffee, put on some gangsta rap and handle it") is a motivational saying…
“Put your positive pants on”
"Put on your positive pants" (or "Put your positive pants on") is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. "Monday is a state of mind. Put on your…
“Puttin’ on the Ritz” (1929)
"Puttin' on the Ritz" was written by the legendary New York songwriter Irving Berlin in 1929. Another New Yorker, Mel Brooks, featured the song in his movie classic Young…
“Putting ketchup on your eggs should lower your credit score”
"Putting ketchup on your steak should lower your credit score" (or "Putting ketchup on your steak should also affect your credit score") is a saying that has been printed on…
“Putting ketchup on your mac n cheese should lower your credit score”
"Putting ketchup on your steak should lower your credit score" (or "Putting ketchup on your steak should also affect your credit score") is a saying that has been printed on…
“Putting ketchup on your steak should also affect your credit score”
"Putting ketchup on your steak should lower your credit score" (or "Putting ketchup on your steak should also affect your credit score") is a saying that has been printed on…
“Putting ketchup on your steak should lower your credit score”
"Putting ketchup on your steak should lower your credit score" (or "Putting ketchup on your steak should also affect your credit score") is a saying that has been printed on…
“Putting on a mask to walk ten feet through a restaurant…”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in some requirements to wear face masks. People were required to wear a face mask to enter a restaurant, only to take off the mask to eat. An explanation…
“Putting salt on your food is technically just eating rocks”
Salt on food is sometimes described as "eating rocks." "Salt comes from the earth... We eat rocks" was posted on Twitter by Note♪ on April 26, 2010. "Random thought. When…
“Putting soup in a square Tupperware… It should be a circle one which is the shape of soup”
Many people are used to circular soup bowls. This was posted on Twitter by charlie on January 5, 2021, and received over 539,500 likes: "putting soup in a square tupperware...... it’s just…
“Putting vodka in my juice, because it’s Russia somewhere”
"Putting vodka in my juice, because it's Russia somewhere" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. "Definitely just put some vodka in my orange juice…