Prime rib usually doesn't have anything to do with prime numbers, but there are jokes. "I just found out that Prime Rib is rib meat that's only divisible by 1 and itself.…
"Primenesia” (Amazon Prime + amnesia) relates to ordering online from Amazon Prime. When the package arrives at the doorstep a day or two later, the customer often has amnesia and forgets…
"Broomstick/Frog/Princess/Witch parking only. All others will be toad" -- a pun on "towed" -- is a jocular sign that has been printed on many images. "Witches Parking Only…
Pringles potato-based crisps have been compared to particle board. "Pringles are the potato chip's answer to particle board" was posted on the newsgroup alt.tv on October 18, 2000.…
Pringles potato-based crisps have been compared to particle board. "Pringles are the potato chip's answer to particle board" was posted on the newsgroup alt.tv on October 18, 2000.…
Pringles potato chips have a tube that cannot accommodate the human hand. Some people have suggested "push up" technology. This was posted on Twitter by Vision Bored (@VisionBored1) on…
"It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas" (1951) is a Christmas standard song by Meredith Wilson. If Pringles potato chips ("crisps" in the UK) get into your carpet, it…
Entry in progress -- BP "Print guns, not money" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Reddit -- GunMemesCrossposted by u/El_Duderino_Brevity September 27, 2020Print guns not…
"Printing will continue until freedom improves" -- that is, 3D printing of guns -- is a saying that has been printed on many images. "The firings/floggings/beatings will continue…
A prison sentence is not the same as a sentence in the English language, but there are jokes. One joke was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on May 31, 2017: "Prison may be just one word. But to…
Something "built to scale" doesn't literally mean "built to be scaled," but there are jokes. "Prison walls are never built to scale" was posted on the website Pun…
A jocular sign about parking has been cited in print since at least 2004 and printed on several images: "PRIVATE PARKING UNAUTHORIZED VEHICLES WILL BE WORKED OVER WITH A SLEDGEHAMMER, FLIPPED…
"Pro Ecclesia, Pro Texana" ("for church, for state/Texas") is the motto on the seal of Baylor University in Waco. Baylor is a Baptist university, and the motto was put on a…
Many people don't like meal prepping because the food is a little old and a person often develops a craving for something different. This was posted on X/Twitter by Pamela J. Hobart (the…
"Always take the day off after the day you return from vacation" is a work saying that was posted on X/Twitter -- the tweet is no longer there -- by MrsBundrige on July 18, 2021. Most…
"Pro tip: Fill the piñata with ketchup and you never have to host a children's birthday party again" is a saying that has been printed on many images A piñata is usually filled…
"Pro tip: If you stir coconut oil into your kale, it makes it easier to scrape it into the trash" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Many people do not like kale.…
"You can't have a bad day at work if you don't go" is a work saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship of the saying is unknown. "You can't have a bad…
A jocular courthouse piece of advice was posted on X/Twitter by Canyou ⚜️ on March 25, 2024, and received over 162,000 likes: "Pro-tip: If you are at the courthouse, always check behind…
"Probe with bayonets. If you encounter steel, withdraw. If you encounter mush, continue" is credited to Soviet leader Vladimir Lenin (1870-1924). THe book The Unknown Lenin: From the…