“Prosciutto implies the existence of amateursciutto”

Prosciutto is not “pro sciutto,” but some people believe there should be amateursciutto, antisciutto and consciutto.
     
“I don’t really like prosciutto. I guess that makes me antisciutto” was posted on Twitter by tharmonyd on November 30, 2009. “Prosciutto implies the existence of Antisciutto and there is nothing on this planet to which I am more opposed than Antisciutto. Prosciutto all the way” was posted on Twitter by 🏳️‍🌈🍁PLAIDison🍁🏳️‍🌈 on October 24, 2019. “The existence of prosciutto implies the existence of an antisciutto” was posted on Twitter by Liz Charboneau on July 5, 2020. “existence of prosciutto implies the existence of antisciutto” was posted on Twitter by “aidannnnn with one n” on November 29, 2022.
   
“Well, hey, at least it wasn’t amateursciutto, right?” was posted on Twitter by (This space available) on October 17, 2012. “prosciutto implies the existence of less-skilled cured ham, amateursciutto” was posted on Twitter by marsh on August 16, 2020. “prosciutto implies the existence of amateursciutto” was posted on Twitter by DWELM on October 15, 2020. “Prosciutto implies the existence of amateursciutto” was posted on Twitter by Casey DW Jones on November 21, 2020.
   
“are u prosciutto or consciutto” was posted on Twitter by kev on January 23, 2014. “Prosciutto implies that there’s a consciutto 🤔” was posted on Twitter by A. on March 13, 2021. “Prosciutto implies the existence of Consciutto” was posted on Twitter by Wolvesx4 on August 15, 2022. “The existence of prosciutto implies there’s a consciutto” was posted on Twitter by “adrian 𒌐 whimsical malewife” on August 16, 2022.
   
     
Wikipedia: Prosciutto
Prosciutto crudo, in English often shortened to prosciutto (/prəˈʃuːtoʊ, proʊˈ-/ prə-SHOO-toh, proh-, Italian: [proʃˈʃutto]), is Italian uncooked, unsmoked, and dry-cured ham. Prosciutto crudo is usually served thinly sliced.
         
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tharmonyd
@tharmonyd
I don’t really like prosciutto. I guess that makes me antisciutto.
10:21 PM · Nov 30, 2009·Twitter Web Client
   
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(This space available)
@enargins
Replying to @LexaDoig
@LexaShmexa Well, hey, at least it wasn’t amateursciutto, right?
7:00 PM · Oct 17, 2012·Twitter Web Client
   
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kev
@kevimwoo
are u prosciutto or consciutto
8:40 PM · Jan 23, 2014·Twitter SMS
 
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Tycho Brahe
@TychoBrahe
I feel like prosciutto is the next logical step once you tire of amateur sciutto.
7:07 PM · Oct 28, 2015·Tweetbot for iΟS
 
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SheepWreck
@NrouteHQ
Prosciutto implies a disavowing, more adverse opposition to the sciutto
8:25 PM · Jun 29, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
   
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neil
@looseolive
prosciutto implies the existence of a more casual sciutto
2:39 PM · Oct 14, 2019·Twitter for Android
   
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🏳️‍🌈🍁PLAIDison🍁🏳️‍🌈
@AddisonDJenkins
Prosciutto implies the existence of Antisciutto and there is nothing on this planet to which I am more opposed than Antisciutto. Prosciutto all the way.
12:54 AM · Oct 24, 2019·Twitter for Android
 
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Liz Charboneau
@lizchar
The existence of prosciutto implies the existence of an antisciutto
1:19 PM · Jul 5, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
   
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Jazz Freakout
@nickocracy
The existence of Prosciutto implies the existence of Antisciutto. Truly there is a lot left still to understand in this universe.
4:16 PM · Jul 5, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
   
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marsh
@MarshallMMCD
prosciutto implies the existence of less-skilled cured ham, amateursciutto
1:23 AM · Aug 16, 2020·Twitter Web App
   
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DWELM
@dwelm_
prosciutto implies the existence of amateursciutto
1:02 PM · Oct 15, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
   
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Casey DW Jones
@CasinoJizzones
Prosciutto implies the existence of amateursciutto.
11:26 PM · Nov 21, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
   
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🍁🦃🥧tinfoilLuke🥧🦃🍁
@SeeLukeTri
The existence of prosciutto implies the existence of antisciutto
8:00 AM · Nov 22, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
 
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micah jesper updates
@micahjasper
does prosciutto imply the existence of antisciutto
6:19 PM · Jan 5, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
     
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Cloud Nein
@AmbientLion
Prosciutto implies the existence of amateur scuitto. #DadThoughts
1:03 AM · Jan 17, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
   
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The Ginger Poet
@GingerPoet
The existence of prosciutto implies the existence of amateursciutto. I’m already sorry for this post.
4:10 PM · Feb 6, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
   
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sable 🦐
@sable_irl
Prosciutto implies the existence of antisciutto
3:21 PM · Mar 2, 2021·Twitter Web App
   
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zaza binks
@CarsonTCody
Prosciutto implies the existence of antisciutto
5:45 PM · Mar 8, 2021 from Nashville, TN·Twitter for iPhone
   
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A.
@whatupallie
Prosciutto implies that there’s a consciutto 🤔
11:48 AM · Mar 13, 2021 from Charlotte, NC·Twitter for iPhone
   
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kvetcher in the rye
@wrinklydadballs
The existence of prosciutto implies the existence of antiscuitto
11:44 AM · Apr 4, 2021·Twitter for Android
   
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Kat Sweet
@TheSweetKat
Prosciutto implies the existence of amateur-sciutto.
9:56 PM · Jun 24, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
   
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⍟ 𝕒𝕝𝕖𝕩 ⍟ 🆗
@dj_laundryy
the existence of prosciutto implies the existence of amateursciutto
12:47 PM · Sep 2, 2021·Twitter for Android
   
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savage x fentanyl
@yeetintolerance
The existence of prosciutto implies the existence of antisciutto.
3:51 AM · Mar 3, 2022·Twitter for Android
   
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Kai
@SojournerKai
Replying to @SeaMoosic
and prosciutto implies the existence of anti-sciutto
10:54 AM · Jun 12, 2022·Twitter Web App
   
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Wolvesx4
@wolvesx4
Prosciutto implies the existence of Consciutto.
9:58 PM · Aug 15, 2022·Twitter for iPhone
   
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adrian 𒌐 whimsical malewife
@horchatapapa
The existence of prosciutto implies there’s a consciutto
6:42 PM · Aug 16, 2022·Twitter for Android
   
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rod
@amaggotofabeing
Replying to @horchatapapa
prosciutto implies there’s an amateurciutto
6:45 PM · Aug 16, 2022·Twitter for iPhone
 
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d. emerson eddy’s parodic table of elephants 🐘🐀
@93418
Does the existence of prosciutto imply amateursciutto?
11:38 AM · Sep 30, 2022·Twitter for Android
 
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Joey Headset
@joeyheadset
Does the existence of prosciutto imply the existence of semi-pro and amateur sciuttos?
2:42 PM · Oct 5, 2022·Twitter Web App
 
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Godot
@GodotIsW8ing4U
The existence of prosciutto implies the existence of semi-prosciutto and amateursciutto
1:07 PM · Oct 30, 2022·Twitter for iPhone
     
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hi.aldrch
@hialdrch
are u prosciutto or antisciutto ?
5:45 PM · Nov 1, 2022·Twitter for iPhone
 
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Gabe
@PHATstuFF21
Prosciutto implies the existence of amateurscuitto
11:13 AM · Nov 16, 2022·Twitter for Android
 
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aidannnnn with one n
@lemon_aid_an
existence of prosciutto implies the existence of antisciutto
2:15 PM · Nov 29, 2022·Twitter for Mac