“Once you lick frosting off a cupcake, it becomes a muffin”
"Once you lick frosting off a cupcake, it becomes a muffin" is a jocular one-line saying about cupcakes that has been printed on many images. "If you trim the skin off a cupcake, it…
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“Once you realize there are no calories listed on a bottle of wine, life is a lot more tolerable”
There are no calories listed on a bottle of wine, and this is just fine with many people who like to drink wine. "Once you realize there are no calories listed on a bottle of wine, the rest of…
“Once you realize there are no calories listed on a bottle of wine, the rest of your life begins”
There are no calories listed on a bottle of wine, and this is just fine with many people who like to drink wine. "Once you realize there are no calories listed on a bottle of wine, the rest of…
“Once you realize you don’t need a special occasion to buy cake, a second part of your life begins”
"Once you realize that you don't need a special occasion to buy a cake, the second part of your life begins" is a saying that has been printed on several images. Simon Holland…
“Once you start scooping salsa instead of just dipping salsa, you’re officially an adult”
Can chips and salsa help identify those who have reached adulthood? "Growing up is scooping your chip in the salsa rather than just dipping it in to get the juice with no chunks" was…
“Once you understand that the ‘solutions’ aren’t created to solve the ‘problems’...”
"Once you understand that the 'solutions' aren't created to solve the 'problems,' but the 'problems' are created to implement the 'solutions' then…
“Once you understand why the pizza is made round, packed in a square box, and eaten as a triangle… Then will you understand women”
"Once you understand why the pizza is made round, packed in a square box, and eaten as a triangle... Then will you understand women" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many…
“Once you wake up, it’s hard to go back to sheep”
"Once you are awake, it's hard to go back to sheep" (or "Once you awake, it's hard to go back to sheep") -- "sheep" is a change from the usual…
“Once you’re over the hill, you begin to pick up speed”
"Once you're over the hill, you begin to pick up speed" is a jocular saying used by some seniors and also some runners. The saying was first used by American cartoonist Charles M.…
“Once you’ve heard one bagpipe tune, you’ve heard them both”
Many people believe that bagpipe tunes all sound the same. "When you've heard one bagpipe tune, you've heard them both" was printed in the time travel novel From Time to Time…
“Once you’ve seen one rugby joke, you’ve seen a maul”
"The trouble with rugby is that it's very repetitive, when you've seen one ruck you've seen a maul" was posted on Twitter by Tony Cowards on June 19, 2010. A…
“Once your neighbor cuts their grass, you have 48 hours to respond”
When one house has the lawn mowed, the neighboring houses are under pressure to also cut their lawns. "Once your neighbor cuts their grass, you really have like 72 hours to respond" was…
“Once your neighbor cuts their grass, you have 72 hours to respond”
When one house has the lawn mowed, the neighboring houses are under pressure to also cut their lawns. "Once your neighbor cuts their grass, you really have like 72 hours to respond" was…
“One ‘aw, shit’ wipes out a thousand ‘attaboys’”
"One 'aw, shit' wipes out a thousand 'attaboys'" means that one mistake (also "aw. shucks" or "oh no") ruins many good works…
“One Asian, in the vestibule” (Pledge of Allegiance mondegreen)
The Pledge of Allegiance of the United States has been recited by millions of school children, and many of them say the wrong words. These mishearings or misinterpretations are called…
“One bite means a binge”
The book Food for Thought: Daily Meditations for Overeaters (1992; first edition 1980), by Elizabeth L. and published by the Hazelden Foundation, contains a much-cited passage: "One Bite Means…
“One book that always has a sad ending is a check book”
"One book that always has a sad/unhappy ending is a check book" is a jocular one-line saying that compares a check book (or "checkbook") to a book of fiction. The saying has…
“One client at a time” (Morgan Stanley)
Morgan Stanley is one of the world's largest financial firms. "One client at a time" is its relatively new slogan. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morgan_StanleyMorgan Stanley was…
“One day I wanna be ‘Fridge in the garage’ successful”
Everyone has a refrigerator in the kitchen, but not many people have a refrigerator in the garage. A refrigerator in the garage can store a special item, such as beer or steaks. "I don't…
“One day I want to be ‘Let’s Just Take My Helicopter’ rich”
"One day I want to be 'Let’s Just Take My Helicopter' rich" is a jocular saying about wealth that has been printed on several images. The saying was posted on Twitter on…