“Like the pickle in my cheeseburger, I wanna take you out”
Many people don't like pickles in their burgers. "Like the pickle in my cheeseburger, I wanna take you out" is a jocular pick-up line that has been printed on images. "You’re…
Alphebetical for "l"
“Like white on rice”
Entry in progress -- B.P. WiktionaryAdjectivelike white on rice (not comparable)1. Inseparable; in very close proximity; following closely. Adverblike white on rice (not comparable)1. Inseparably;…
“Lilt is a poor man’s Orangina”
The soft drinks Fanta (introduced in 1940), Crush (introduced as Orange Crush in 1911), Faygo (introduced in 1907), Sunkist (introduced in 1979), Orangina (introduced in 1936), Mirinda (introduced…
“Lilt is a poor man’s Ting”
The soft drinks Fanta (introduced in 1940), Crush (introduced as Orange Crush in 1911), Faygo (introduced in 1907), Sunkist (introduced in 1979), Orangina (introduced in 1936), Mirinda (introduced…
“Line dancing was started by women waiting to use the bathroom”
Entry in progress -- B.P. The Town LineI’M JUST CURIOUS: New T-shirt sayings June 27, 2018by Debbie Walker(...)Line dancing was started by women waiting to use the bathroom.
“LinkedOut. A social network for the unemployed”
LinkedIn is an American business and employment-oriented social networking service website. THere is no LinkedOut for unemployed or retired people, but there are jokes. "In these rough…
“Linux is for those who want to know why their computer works”
An operating system joke was posted on the newsgroup de.comm.infosystems.www.servers by Nikolaus Rath on March 5, 2001: "Macs are for those who don't want to know why their computer…
“Lions don’t lose sleep over the opinions of sheep”
"A lion doesn't concern himself with the opinions of a sheep" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "A lion never loses sleep over the opinions of sheep" is a…
“Lions never lose sleep over the opinions of sheep”
"A lion doesn't concern himself with the opinions of a sheep" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "A lion never loses sleep over the opinions of sheep" is a…
“Lips that touch wine shall never touch mine”
"Lips that touch liquor/wine shall never touch mine" was a popular temperance saying in the late 1800s and early 1900s. "The lips that touch liquor shall never touch mine" has…
“Lipstick on a corpse” (superficial attempt to make ugliness pretty)
Something that is "like putting lipstick on a pig" is a superficial attempt to cover up someone or something that's ugly. The expression has been popular in American politics since…
“Lipstick on a pig” (superficial attempt to make ugliness pretty)
Something that is "like putting lipstick on a pig" is a superficial attempt to cover up someone or something that's ugly. The expression has been popular in American politics since…
“Liquidity begets liquidity”
"Liquidity begets liquidity" is a financial saying meaning that once a market is proven to have liquidity (active buying and selling), more investors join in and there is more liquidity.…
“Liquidity is only there when you don’t need it”
"Liquidity is only there when you don't need it" is a Wall Street adage of unknown origin. "The time to get liquidity is when you don't need it," Citicorp's…
“Liquor (noun): The glue holding this shitshow together”
"Alcohol/ Beer/ Bourbon/ Coffee/ Gin/ Liquor/ Red wine/ Tequila/ Vodka/ Wine (noun): The glue holding this shitshow together" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The various…
“Liquor Guns Bacon Tits” (LGBT)
"LGBT" usually stands for "Lesbian Gay Bisexual Transgender." The LGBT backronym (back acronym) of "Liquor Guns Bacon Tits" has been printed on many images.…
“Liquor in front, poker in rear” (bar sign)
"Liquor in/up (the) front, poker in (the) rear/back" is a bar sign saying that has been put in T-shirts and other gift items. The joke plays upon the words "liquor" ("lick…
“Liquor stores gotta start a rewards program, I know I’m due for a free pint”
Many people wish that liquor stores had rewards programs, like many other retail stores. Some liquor stores do have such programs. "I wish this liquor store by my apt had a rewards program.…
“Liquor stores should have rewards programs”
Many people wish that liquor stores had rewards programs, like many other retail stores. Some liquor stores do have such programs. "I wish this liquor store by my apt had a rewards program.…
“List of things I’m currently handling well: ”
"List of things I'm currently handling well: " (nothing follows, except usually just the number "1" and maybe "2") is a jocular saying that has been printed on…