“Life is like a game of chess. I don’t know how to play chess”
"Life is like a game of chess. I don't know how to play chess" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, the speaker does not know about life, either. "If life…
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“Life is like a helicopter. I don’t know how to operate a helicopter”
"Life is like a helicopter. I don't know how to operate a helicopter" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. That is, the speaker does not know about life, either.…
“Life is like a jar of jalapeños; What you do today may burn your ass tomorrow”
"Life is like a jar of jalapeños; What you do today may burn you ass tomorrow" is a food proverb, giving a Texas spin to the famous film line in Forrest Gump (1994). The Yale Book of…
“Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes”
"Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is uncertain. "Life is like a…
“Life is like a sandal… I don’t know what this means, but I just feel like a motivational speaker”
A motivational speaker often says the phase "Life is like a ...," and this has led to many jocular formations of compounded nonsense sayings. The sayings/proverbs appear to be African,…
“Life is like a sandwich—the more you add to it, the better it becomes”
"Life is like a sandwich -- the more you add to it, the better it becomes" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Life is like a sandwich: the more you add to it the…
“Life is like a sandwich—you have to fill it with the best ingredients”
"Life is like a sandwich -- you have to fill it with the best ingredients" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Life is like a sandwich adding more stuff does not make…
“Life is like a shoe, you cannot drink a cow because the earth is carrot”
A motivational speaker often says the phase "Life is like a ...," and this has led to many jocular formations of compounded nonsense sayings. The sayings/proverbs appear to be African,…
“Life is like a spoon… I don’t know what this means, but I just feel like a motivational speaker”
A motivational speaker often says the phase "Life is like a ...," and this has led to many jocular formations of compounded nonsense sayings. The sayings/proverbs appear to be African,…
“Life is like a ten speed bike. Most of us have gears we never use”
Entry in progress -- B.P. Wikipedia: Charles M. SchulzCharles Monroe Schulz (/ʃʊlts/; November 26, 1922 – February 12, 2000), nicknamed Sparky, was an American cartoonist best known for the…
“Life is like eating artichokes, you have got to go through so much to get so little”
Entry in progress -- B.P. TwitterSteve's Quotes Today @todayquotes"Life is like eating artichokes, you have got to go through so much to get so little." Thomas Aloysius Dorganwb…
“Life is like ice cream—enjoy it before it melts”
"Life is like (an) ice cream -- enjoy it before it melts" is a saying that has been printed on many posters. The saying has been cited in print since at least 1994 and is of unknown…
“Life is like toilet paper. You’re either on a roll or taking crap from some asshole”
"Life is like (a) toilet paper. You're either on a roll or taking crap/shit from some asshole" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Life is like toilet…
“Life is like toilet paper. You’re either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole”
"Life is like (a) toilet paper. You're either on a roll or taking crap/shit from some asshole" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Life is like toilet…
“Life is not a box of chocolates. It’s more like mixed vegetables with freezer burn”
"Life is not a box of chocolates. It's more like mixed vegetables with freezer burn" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Life is like a box of chocolates.…
“Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk”
"Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you're drunk" is a saying -- referring to the story Cinderella, or The Little Glass Slipper -- that has been printed on…
“Life is scary without coffee”
"Life is scary without coffee" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Life without coffee is scary" has also been printed on many images. "Life without…
“Life is short—buy the shoes, drink the wine, order the dessert”
"Life is short -- buy the shoes, drink the wine, order the dessert" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. "Life is short so buy the shoes, drink the wine,…
“Life is short—eat dessert first!”
"Life is short/uncertain -- eat dessert first!" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Arthur Murray says he always eats dessert first, 'because life is so…
“Life is short, drink good coffee”
Entry in progress -- BP X/Twitter Emad R. Y. Michel @worldofsemsem Life is short, drink good Coffee ☕️🤍💚 Photo: @valeria195455 11:30 PM · Apr 8, 2025 ·