“It’s so hot tweakers are putting the copper back into air conditioners”
"It's so hot the crackheads are putting the copper back in the A.C. units" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. It's not known who originated the saying.…
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“It’s so hot, I just saw a bird blow on a worm before it ate it”
"It's so hot (today), I just saw a bird blow on a worm before it ate it" is a jocular weather saying that has been printed on many images. "Its so hot, I just saw a bird blow on…
“It’s so hot, the hens are laying hard-boiled eggs” (Texas heat joke)
It's often joked that it's so hot in Texas, "the hens/chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs." TheTexas version of the joke dates to at least 1953. The "laying hard-boiled…
“It’s so hot, the trees are whistling for dogs” (heat joke)
The extremely hot Texas weather has been the subject of many jokes, such as: . "It's so hot, the trees are whistling for dogs". "It's so hot there that the trees are…
“It’s so much easier to suggest solutions when you don’t know too much about the problem”
Malcolm Forbes (1919-1990), the publisher of Forbes magazine, said in 1975: "It's so much easier to suggest solutions when you don't know too much about the problem." This…
“It’s so strange to think that before Facebook, all of this nonsense just stayed in people’s heads”
"It's so crazy/scary/strange/weird to think that before Facebook/Twitter/Social Media, all this nonsense/shit just stayed in our heads" is a saying that has been printed on many…
“It’s so strange to think that before Twitter, all of this nonsense just stayed in people’s heads”
"It's so crazy/scary/strange/weird to think that before Facebook/Twitter/Social Media, all this nonsense/shit just stayed in our heads" is a saying that has been printed on many…
“It’s so stupid that tomorrow is Monday already”
For many people, weekends go by too quickly. On Sunday, one's thoughts are often occupied that it's back to work again on Monday. "It's so stupid that tomorrow is Monday…
“It’s spring. Don’t forget to reverse your battery cables so the air conditioner comes on…”
Reversing the cables of a car's battery doesn't turn the heat into air conditioning, or the air conditioning into heat. However, there are seasonal jokes that have been printed on many…
“It’s strange how drinking 8 cups of water seems impossible, but 8 cups of coffee go down”
"It's strange how drinking 8 cups of water seems impossible, but 8 cups of coffee go down like a chubby kid on a see-saw" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many…
“It’s strange that there is a setting on your toaster to completely burn the bread”
Many people burn toast on a low setting, and then wonder why there are higher settings. "Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human…
“It’s stupid that tomorrow is Monday again”
For many people, weekends go by too quickly. On Sunday, one's thoughts are often occupied that it's back to work again on Monday. "It's so stupid that tomorrow is Monday…
“It’s tea time somewhere”
"It's tea time somewhere" is a tea saying that has been printed on many images. The expression is a variation of the popular drinking saying, "It's five o'clock…
“It’s that time of year where people will say, ‘It’s too hot for coffee’”
"It's that time of year where people will say, 'It's too hot for coffee.' These people do not understand coffee and are not to be trusted" is a coffee saying that has…
“It’s the Bill of Rights, not the Bill of Needs”
"It's the Bill of Rights, not the Bill of Needs" (or "It's a Bill of Rights, not a Bill of Needs") is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying usually…
“It’s the dream, the Big Apple” (Howard Stern’s Private Parts film, 1997)
Radio personality Howard Stern wrote the autobiography Private Parts (1993), and the starred in the 1997 movie of the same name. In the movie (not the book), Howard Stern, then a disc jockey in…
“It’s the economy, stupid”
'It's the economy, stupid" was coined by James Carville, then working as a political consultant on the successful 1992 presidential campaign of Bill Clinton. Carville wrote on a sign…
“It’s the Hall of Fame, not the Hall of Very Good”
"It's the Hall of Fame, not the Hall of Very Good" means that someone who is just "very good" isn't special enough to be voted into a sports hall of fame. "Nine…
“It’s the jab, stupid”
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in vaccines that had many side effects. Mainstream media outlets often blamed sudden illnesses on many factors, but usually avoided mentioning the…
“It’s the Jewish new year 5768 and I still write 5767 on my checks” (joke)
An old joke is that in January (the first month of the year), a check writer mistakenly writes the old year on a check. That joke has been cited in print since at least 1969. Late night television…