“It’s not drinking alone if you’re pregnant”
Drinking alcohol while pregnant is bad, but it's the subject of a jocular one-liner. "It's not drinking alone if you're pregnant" was posted on Twitter by Al Coholic on…
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“It’s not failure. It’s unfinished success”
"It's not failure. It's unfinished success" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter by Ralph Marston ("The Daily…
“It’s not fair that coffee stains your teeth brown, but milk doesn’t stain them white”
"If coffee stains your teeth yellow, does milk stain your teeth white?" was posted on Twitter on May 19, 2011. Unfortunately, drinking milk doesn't make teeth whiter. "It's…
“It’s not fall without football” (autumn saying)
"It's not fall without football" is a fall saying that has been printed on many images. "I feel like it's not fall without football" was printed in The Advocate…
“It’s not fitness. It’s life” (Equinox)
Equinox fitness clubs have the slogan "It's not fitness. It's life." Equinox has many clubs in the metro area, but also can be found in Chicago, California, and Florida.…
“It’s not gay if it’s the TSA”
"It's not gay if it's (the) TSA" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many people believe that the pat-downs of the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) at…
“It’s not gay if it’s TSA”
"It's not gay if it's (the) TSA" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many people believe that the pat-downs of the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) at…
“It’s not government work unless you have to do it twice”
The American political comedy television sitcom Parks and Recreation, on the episode "Lucky" that aired on March 8, 2012, had Jerry Gergich (played by the actor Jim O'Heir) say:…
“It’s not hard to meet expenses—they’re everywhere”
"It's not hard to meet expenses -- they're everywhere" is a joke on the double meaning of the word "meet" ("to see" expenses and "to satisfy"…
“It’s not hoarding if it’s wine. It’s a collection”
"It's not hoarding if it's wine. It's a collection" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "It's not hoarding if it's wine, It's a…
“It’s not how big the house is. It’s how happy the home is”
"It's not how big the house is. It's how happy the home is" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "It's not how bigs the house... It's how happy the…
“It’s not how big you are, it’s how big you play”
"It's not how big you are, it's how big you play" is a sports adage that has been used in several sports. The saying has been cited in print since at least 1967, when it was…
“It’s not how good you are, it’s how good you want to be”
Paul Arden (1940-2008), a former creative director for the advertising firm Saatchi & Saatchi, popularized a phrase with the title of his book, It's Not How Good You Are, It's How…
“It’s not how good you are. It’s how bad you want it”
"It's not how good you are. It's how bad you want it" (or "Sometimes it's not about how good you are, but how bad you want it" is a motivational saying that has…
“It’s not how you drive; it’s how you arrive” (golf adage)
"It's not how you drive, but/it's how you arrive" is a popular golf adage that means a good drive is only part of the game -- the short game is also important. "It's…
“It’s not leaking oil, it’s sweating power” (bumper sticker)
"It's not leaking oil, it's sweating power" is a saying that has been printed on many images. TwitterA.Mazzuca™@OriginalMazzucaIt's not leaking oil. It's sweating…
“It’s not multiple personality disorder, it’s a theatre degree!”
"It's not multiple personality disorder, it's a theatre degree!" (also given as "I don't have a multiple personality disorder. It's a theater degree" and…
“It’s not my fault I blame everyone else for my mistakes”
"It's not my fault that I blame everyone else for my mistakes" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on an ecard. "It's not my fault I blame everyone else for…
“It’s not my fault I have a double chin. When God was giving out chins…” (gin joke)
"When God passed out brains, I thought He said trains -- and I missed mine..." is one of several lines explaining how someone because such a mess. The lines were printed in many 1942…
“It’s not officially Christmas until I’ve called a roll of Sellotape a twat”
"It's not (officially) Christmas until you've told a roll of Scotch tape to fuck off" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Scotch tape is often used to help…