“Irish by blood. American by birth. Patriot by choice”
"American by birth. Patriot by choice" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "American by birth, patriot by choice!" was printed in the Albany (OR) Democrat-Herald…
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“Irish coffee is just Vodka Red Bull for adults”
Irish coffee (hot coffee with Irish whiskey) has been a popular drink since the 1950s. Vodka Red Bull is another caffeine and alcohol combination that became popular in the 2000s, about fifty years…
“Irish coffee is the original Vodka Red Bull”
Irish coffee (hot coffee with Irish whiskey) has been a popular drink since the 1950s. Vodka Red Bull is another caffeine and alcohol combination that became popular in the 2000s, about fifty years…
“Irish food peaked with the McRib”
McRib is a minced pork sandwich with barbecue sauce sold at McDonald's fast food restaurants. It is not Irish food, but there are jokes. "Irish food peaked with the McRib" was posted…
“Irish I was drunk” (“Irish I were drunk”)
"Irish I was/were drunk" is a saying that is popular on St. Patrick's Day and has been printed on many gift items. Busted Tees came out with an "Irish I were drunk" T-shirt…
“Irish puns are the most O’ffensive”
"Irish puns are the most O'ffensive" was posted on Twitter by The Pun Gents on October 26, 2017. The Irish joke has been popular on St. Patrick's Day. TwitterThe Pun…
“Irish stew…in the name of the law” (knock-knock joke)
A popular knock-knock joke is: Knock knock.Who's there?Irish stew.Irish stew who?Irish stew in the name of the law. The last line should sound like "I arrest you in the name of the…
“Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day” (knock-knock joke)
"Irish you a happy St. Patrick's Day" (for "I wish you a happy St. Patrick's Day") is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Irish you a happy St.…
“Ironically, the only people still scared of Covid are vaccinated against it”
"Ironically, the only people still scared of Covid are vaccinated against it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The COVID-19 vaccinations and booster shots destroyed the…
“Irony is a pastor asking for your money to solve church problems, and advising you to pray to solve yours”
"Irony is a pastor asking for your money to solve church problems, and advising you to pray to solve yours" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "IRONY Pastor asking for…
“Irony is drawing a tree on paper, with a pencil, on a wooden desk, in a wooden house, in the woods”
"Irony is drawing a tree on paper!" was posted on Twitter by Romeo Grayson on June 29, 2011. "On a wooden desk. RT @lotyslove: With a pencil. RT @americanmade65: Irony; Drawing a…
“Irony is when you write ‘save trees’ on a piece of paper”
Schools and businesses often try to save paper. "SOmeone just asked me to sign a petition to save trees on a piece of paper attached to a clip board made from a tree" was posted on…
“Irony: having a coke machine reject your dollar bill for it being rolled up too many times”
"Irony: having a coke machine reject your dollar bill for it being rolled up too many times" was posted on Twitter by Bob Kostic (and others) on October 11, 2014. The joke probably…
“IRS: We’ve got what it takes to take what you’ve got”
"IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got" is a saying that's appeared on T-shirts and bumper stickers. "A tax collector has what it takes to take what…
“Irving Berlin has no place in American music. He IS American music”
American composer and lyricist Irving Berlin (1888-1989) wrote many famous songs. American critic and commentator Alexander Woollcott (1887-1943) wrote the article "The Story of Irving…
“Is a clean restroom at an airport doody free?”
"Duty free" shouldn't be confused with "doody free," but there are jokes. "I love clean airport jokes! They are always doody free" was posted on X/Twitter by…
“Is a cul-de-sac a spoon in the road?”
"Fork in the road" is a term, but what about "spoon in the road"? "Was walking, came to a fork in the road, and took the one less traveled. Then I came to a spoon in the…
“is a dancing pig, shaken bacon?”
"What's shakin' bacon" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "What do you call a go-go-dancing pig? Shakin' bacon" is a riddle that was printed in the…
“Is a female douche bag a douche baguette?”
"Baguette" is not French for "female bag," but there are jokes. "just learned a new word--douche baguette- for when there exists a female douche bag lol" was posted on…
“Is a frozen watermelon still a watermelon or is it now an icemelon?”
If a watermelon is a melon filled with water, then what happens when it's frozen? "If you were to freeze a watermelon would you still call it a watermelon (or an ice melon?)" was…