"Internet: It doesn't make you stupid, it just makes your stupidity more accessible to others" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Strange BeaverMotivational…
Many people have wondered how the internet can censor certain things (such as information about vaccine safety), but how child pornography still exists. "Internet. It can censor everything…
Stephen Colbert said in a "Stephen's Sound Advice" comedy segment on Comedy Central's The Colbert Report on June 3, 2008: "Try an internship. Internships give you all the…
An employment interview joke was posted on Twitter by Ian Sausage on August 10, 2015: [Job interview]"Can you explain this gap in your résumé?"Me: "I fell asleep on the space…
A joke about an employment interview has been printed on many images: Interviewer: What do you make at your current job?Me: Mostly mistakes and inappropriate comments. The interviewer is asking…
A job interview joke was posted on Reddit -- Dad Jokes on June 17, 2018: Interviewer: Your reference letters said that you take things too literally.Me: Whoa! Reference letters can talk now? The…
Some people put experience in the theatre (such as acting experience) on a résumé. A joke was posted on Twitter by FROVO on November 29, 2015: [interview]So your resume says you used to be in the…
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A version with the Star Wars character Yoda is: "Into a bar Yoda walks." The joke…
"Drunk is when you feel sophisticated, but can't pronounce it" is a jocular drinking saying that has been printed on many images. "You're drunk when you feel sophisticated…
Some foods have simple names. This joke was posted on X/Twitter by fredesque on September 29, 2020, and it received over 15,000 likes: "inventor of fish sticks: but what to call them guy who…
"Invest in people who invest in you" is a saying that has been printed on GIFs. "Invest in people who invest in you...Love the rest but don't give them your Heart" was…
"Invest in tennis balls. They have a high rate of return" is a joke that has been printed on many images. "My advice is..." or "My dog's advice is..." often…
Investment adviser and author Peter Lynch is credited with the 1990s Wall Street adage "Invest in what you know." The phrase issometimes made to rhyme at the beginning and at the end:…
"Invest in your passions" is a popular adage for a person's life. "Spirited travelers, invest in your passions and live your dreams" was cited in print in 2001. "The…
"Investigate, then invest" was the slogan of Merill Lynch in the 1940s. Investors were cautioned to look closely before moving their money, to help ward against fraud and high risk. Many…
"Investing is simple, but (it's) not easy" means that it's simple enough to buy or sell, but it's not easy to follow the markets regularly and apply the correct strategy…
"IPA lot when I drink" -- "IPA" is read as "I pee a" -- is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "IPA lot when I drink too many" was posted…
An IPA (India Pale Ale) is, perhaps, not to everyone's taste. Some people have given IPA the backronym (back acronym) "It's Piss, Actually." "Fun fact: IPA stands for…
IPAs have been compared to pumpkin spice lattes as a trendy drink. "IPAs are just Pumpkin Spice Lattes for Hipsters" was posted on Twitter by Bleeding Heart Brewery on June 11, 2018.…
Alphabet soup doesn't help with spelling bees, but there are jokes about pairing the two. There are "fly in my soup" and "bee/B in my soup" jokes about alphabet soup as…