“How about that!” (Yankee announcer Mel Allen catchphrase)
"How about that!" was the catchphrase of Mel Allen (1913-1996), the sports announcer who was called the "Voice of the Yankees." Allen's 1996 New York (NY) Times obituary…
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“How about them cookies?”
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“How are an apple and a lawyer alike?” (lawyer joke)
One lawyer joke is: Q: How are an apple and a lawyer alike?A: They both look good hanging from a tree. The lawyer joke has been cited in print from at least September 1998. Other versions of the…
“How are genders like the Twin Towers?” (joke)
Jokes about the September 11, 2001 terrorist attacks on New York City's World Trade Center are numerous, although not politically correct. One such politically incorrect joke is: Q: Why are…
“How are you going to fight me with a block of cheese?”/“It’s extra sharp.”
A popular meme shows two knights fighting, but one has a block of cheese instead of a weapon. "How are you going to fight me with a block of cheese?" asks one. "It's extra…
“How big does a cupcake have to be before it’s just a cake?”
"How big does a cupcake have to be before it’s just a cake?" is a saying that has been printed on an ecard. "How big does a cupcake have to be before it's no longer a cupcake?…
“How can a lighthouse, rose trellis, windstorm, dune & Halloween costume make something tasty?”
The "BLT" (bacon, lettuce and tomato) is one of America's most popular sandwiches. A riddle has been cited in print since at least 1994: Q: How can you use a lighthouse, a rose…
“How can anyone not love New York?”
"How can anyone not love New York?" was said in the American teen drama television series Gossip Girl by the character Serena van der Woodsen (played by Blake Lively), on the episode…
“How can I install Dominion on my bank account?” (Dominion Voting Systems joke)
Dominion Voting Systems received much criticism following the 2020 U.S. presidential election, where many people believed that candidate Joe Biden received millions of extra votes. "How can I…
“How can politicians represent you when they are given millions to represent someone else?”
"How can politicians represent you when they are given millions to represent someone else?" -- that is, millions of dollars from special interests -- is a question that has been printed…
“How can radio stations claim to play today’s best music when today’s music sucks?”
Radio stations often advertise to play "today's best music." "'go to this radio station to listen to todays best music!' - reality check, today's music…
“How can the government ‘buy back’ my guns? They never owned them”
A government "gun buyback program" is a misnomer, since the government is buying the guns of private citizens and not "buying them back." "How can you 'buy back'…
“How can they both be right?”/“You’re right, too.”
A popular joke is frequently told about when a judge (or a rabbi) hears a case, telling both sides that they're right. A listener asks how both sides can be right, and the judge (or rabbi)…
“How can we have world peace when we can’t even have Coke and Pepsi in the same restaurant?”
"Pepsi & Coke can't even be in the same restaurant together...and you want world peace" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Pepsi and Coke are rival soda companies.…
“How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?” (riddle)
An egg riddle is: Q: How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?A: Concrete floors are very hard to crack! The riddle was been cited in print since at least 2004. Google…
“How can you find the Easter bunny?”/“Eggs (x) marks the spot.”
An Easter bunny riddle is: Q: How can you find the Easter bunny?A: Eggs (x) marks the spot. "How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been? Eggs mark the spot" was printed in a 1994…
“How can you get rich by eating?”/“Eat fortune cookies.”
A fortune cookie riddle is: Q: How can you get rich by eating?A: Eat fortune cookies. The joke has been cited in print since at least 1976. Wikipedia: Fortune cookieA fortune cookie is a crisp…
“How can you get rich by eating?”/“Eat fortune cookies.”
A fortune cookie riddle is: Q: How can you get rich by eating?A: Eat fortune cookies. The joke has been cited in print since at least 1976. Wikipedia: Fortune cookieA fortune cookie is a crisp…
“How can you get to see the official bird of New York City?”/“Cut someone off.”
New York City does not have an official bird. New York State's official bird is the eastern bluebird. It's sometimes said that the official "bird" of New York City is the middle…
“How can you help a starving cannibal?”/“Give them a hand.”
A popular cannibal riddle is: Q: How can you help a starving cannibal?A: Give him/them a hand. The joke was posted on the newsgroup alt.humor.puns on October 11, 2002. Google Groups:…