“Hear me out: a keg but for iced coffee”
"Hear me out: a keg but for iced coffee" is a suggestion that has been printed on many images. "A keg but for iced coffee" was posted on X/Twitter by Jennifer Baxley• on March…
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“Heard immunity n. you heard vaccines work and now you’re immune to any other vaccine information”
"Herd immunity" shouldn't be confused with "heard immunity," but there are jokes. "Heard Immunity: You heard vaccines work and now you are immune to any other…
“Heard there was a fire at Old Navy. Nobody died but there were reports of casual tees”
The word "casualty" has nothing to do with "casual tees" (T-shirts), but there are jokes. "There was a shootout at Old Navy. There were many casual-tees #BADOMCHHHH"…
“Heard ye ma’s an anti vaxxer, calls herself Mrs. Doubtpfizer”
"Mrs. Doubtpfizer" was posted on Twitter by Matt Sullivan on December 20, 2020. The name is a portmanteau of Mrs. Doubtfire (a 1993 American comedy-drama film) and Prfizer (an American…
“Heart attack in a bag”
"Heart attack in a bag" is a meal loaded with potentially artery-clogging food. "Heart attack in a bag" is cited in print since at least January 1995 and first described fast…
“Heart attack in a bottle” (“Heart attack in a can”)
"Heart attack in a bottle" (or "heart attack in a can") is a product loaded with potential artery-cloggers. "Heart attack in a can" is cited in print since at least…
“Heart attack on a bun” (“Cholesterol on a bun”)
"Heart attack on a bun" (or "cholesterol on a bun") is a dish loaded with potentially artery-clogging food. "Heart attack on a bun" is cited in print since at least…
“Heart attack on a plate” (“Cholesterol on a plate”)
"Heart attack on a plate" (or "cholesterol on a plate") is a dish loaded with potentially artery-clogging food. "Heart attack on a plate" is cited in print since at…
“Heart attack on a rack” (biscuits and gravy)
"Heart attack on a bun” (a nickname for biscuits and gravy) is a dish loaded with potentially artery-clogging food. "Heart attack on a rack: biscuits and gravy" was printed in The…
“Heart attack on a stick” (“Cholesterol on a stick”)
"Heart attack on a stick" (or "cholesterol on a stick) is a dish loaded with potentially artery-clogging food. "Heart attack on a stick" is cited in print since at least…
“Heart wants love. Soul wants peace. Body wants sex. Stomach wants tacos”
"Heart wants love. Soul wants peace. Body wants sex. Stomach wants tacos" (also "Body wants sex. Heart wants love. Soul wants peace. Stomach needs tacos") is a taco saying that…
“Heat makes things expand, so I don’t have a weight problem. I’m just hot”
"Heat makes things expand, so I don't have a weight problem. I'm just hot" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Thought of the day: If heat makes…
“Heat makes things expand. So I don’t have a weight problem, I’m just hot”
"Heat makes things expand. So I don't have a weight problem, I'm just hot" is a jocular line that has been printed on many images. "Thought of the day: If heat makes things…
“Heat, Pressure, and Time. The three things that make a diamond, also make a waffle”
"'Time, heat and pressure. The same things that make a diamond also make a waffle.' ~Scott Meyer" was posted on the newsgroup Google Groups: seattle.eats on June 14, 2001.…
“Heaven has a wall and strict immigration policies. Hell has open borders”
"Heaven has a wall and strict immigration policies. Hell has open borders" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is often credited to U.S. President Donald Trump,…
“Heaven has a wall, a gate, and a strict immigration policy. Hell has open borders”
"Heaven has a wall and strict immigration policies. Hell has open borders" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is often credited to U.S. President Donald Trump,…
“Heaven is an American salary, a Chinese cook, an English house, and a Japanese wife”
"Little United Nations riddle, hot-foot from the delegates' lounge as the weary diplomats wend their way to points east: how is it possible to have (a) the best and (b) the worst of…
“Heaven is where the cooks are French, the policemen are English, the mechanics are German…”
The nationalities of Europe each have specialties. "Heaven" might be French cooking and "hell" might be British cooking. “Heaven is where the cooks are French, the police are…
“Heaven will not ever Heaven be, unless my cat is there to welcome me”
The poem "My Dog Is Dead" by F. D. Huntington was printed in the New York (NY) Times on October 14, 1925. The last two lines are: "No -- Heaven will not ever Heaven be Unless my dog…
“Heaven will not ever Heaven be, unless my dog is there to welcome me”
The poem "My Dog Is Dead" by F. D. Huntington was printed in the New York (NY) Times on October 14, 1925. The last two lines are: "No -- Heaven will not ever Heaven be Unless my dog…