“Helium walks into a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." One popular science joke is: "Helium walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'We…
Alphebetical for "h"
“Hell for breakfast” (“Hell-bent for breakfast”)
Entry in progress -- B.P. Dictionary of American Regional Englishhell-for-breakfast adv Also hell-bent for breakfast chiefly West Cf hell-for-leather adv, hell-bent for election adv phr 1,…
“Hell hath no fury like a child whose sibling just pressed the elevator button”
"Hell hath no fury like a child whose sibling just pressed/pushed the elevator button" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Children who get in elevators often fight to press…
“Hell hath no fury like a child whose sibling just pushed the elevator button”
"Hell hath no fury like a child whose sibling just pressed/pushed the elevator button" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Children who get in elevators often fight to press…
“Hell hath no fury like a vested interest masquerading as a moral principle”
"Hell hath no fury like a vested interest masquerading as a moral principle" is a popular saying. Barber Conable (1922-2003), a U.S. Congressman from New York and former President of the…
“Hell hath no fury like a vested interest parading as a moral principle”
"Hell hath no fury like a vested interest masquerading as a moral principle" is a popular saying. Barber Conable (1922-2003), a U.S. Congressman from New York and former President of the…
“Hell hath no fury like a vested interest scorned”
"Hell hath no fury like a vested interest masquerading as a moral principle" is a popular saying. Barber Conable (1922-2003), a U.S. Congressman from New York and former President of the…
“Hell hath no fury like me when I’m slightly inconvenienced and hungry”
"Hell hath no fury like me when I’m slightly inconvenienced and hungry" is a one-line saying about hunger that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on April…
“Hell-bent for election”
Entry in progress -- B.P. The Free Dictionaryhell-bent or hell·bent (hlbnt)adj.Impetuously or recklessly determined to do or achieve something: was hell-bent on winning. Merriam-Webster's…
“Hello Brooklyn”
"Hello Brooklyn" is a popular saying the borough. There was a 1928 burlesque called "Hello, Brooklyn." "Adios Manhattan and hello Brooklyn" was printed in a 1986 book.…
“Hello darkness, my old friend. Soon you’ll be here at 4 p.m.” (October saying)
"Hello darkness, my old friend. Soon you'll start at 4 p.m./5 p.m." is a saying for late September or early October. Darkness comes earlier beginning at that time of year.…
“Hello darkness, my old friend. Soon you’ll be here at 5 p.m.” (September saying)
"Hello darkness, my old friend. Soon you'll start at 4 p.m./5 p.m." is a saying for late September or early October. Darkness comes earlier beginning at that time of year.…
“Hello darkness, my old friend. Soon you’ll start at 5 p.m.” (September saying)
"Hello darkness, my old friend. Soon you'll start at 4 p.m./5 p.m." is a saying for late September or early October. Darkness comes earlier beginning at that time of year.…
“Hello darkness, my old friend. Why are you here, it’s 4 p.m.” (October saying)
"Hello darkness, my old friend. Soon you'll start at 4 p.m./5 p.m." is a saying for late September or early October. Darkness comes earlier beginning at that time of year.…
“Hello darkness, my old friend. Why are you here, it’s 5 p.m.” (October saying)
"Hello darkness, my old friend. Soon you'll start at 4 p.m./5 p.m." is a saying for late September or early October. Darkness comes earlier beginning at that time of year.…
“Hello, April. Please, be a month of rebirth, regrowth and renewal”
"Hello, April. Please, be a month of rebirth, regrowth and renewal" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "When we think about April, rebirth, regrowth, and renewal…
“Hello, government? I’d like to unsubscribe from your ‘service’”
"Hello, government? I'd like to unsubscribe from your 'service'" is a saying that has been printed on many images, usually showing a woman speaking on a telephone.…
“Hello, Monday, you bastard”
"Monday. You. Bastard." is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many people do not like Monday, the tradition start of the work week. "Hello, Monday. You bastard" was…
“Hello, poison control? I just drank unsweet tea”
Many people in the South love sweet tea. A joke was posted on Facebook by Jamar E Jenkins on June 24, 2021: "Hello poison control ?I just drank unsweet tea" The joke went viral, with over…
“Hello, poison control? I just drank unsweet tea”
Many people in the South love sweet tea. A joke was posted on Facebook by Jamar E Jenkins on June 24, 2021: "Hello poison control ?I just drank unsweet tea" The joke went viral, with over…