“Grocery stores should have baskets in the middle of the store…”
"Grocery stores should have baskets in the middle of the store for those 'I really overestimated how much I can carry' moments" is a saying that has been printed on several…
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“Groom dogs, not kids”
"Groom dogs, not kids" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Media Matters for AmericaOn Fox News, a “concerned uncle” says “groom dogs, not kids” on behalf of “Gays…
“Ground beef implies the existence of sky beef”
Does ground beef/cinnamon/pepper imply the existence of sky beef/cinnamon/pepper? "ground beef implies the existence of sky beef which is oddly enticing" was posted on Twitter by Bris…
“Ground black pepper is just spicy dirt”
Black pepper has been compared to both dirt and to sprinkles. "So is ground pepper basically spicy dirt we put on pasta and stuff? #FoodieThoughts" was posted on X/Twitter by liv ello on…
“Ground cinnamon implies the existence of sky cinnamon”
Does ground beef/cinnamon/pepper imply the existence of sky beef/cinnamon/pepper? "ground beef implies the existence of sky beef which is oddly enticing" was posted on Twitter by Bris…
“Ground pepper implies the existence of sky pepper”
Does ground beef/cinnamon/pepper imply the existence of sky beef/cinnamon/pepper? "ground beef implies the existence of sky beef which is oddly enticing" was posted on Twitter by Bris…
“Groundhogs imply the existence of airhogs, seahogs, and potentially even a spacehog”
Does a "groundhog" imply the existence of other hogs that are not on the ground? "The existence of the groundhog implies the existence of skyhog, firehog, waterhog" was posted…
“Groundhogs imply the existence of Airhogs, Waterhogs and Firehogs”
Does a "groundhog" imply the existence of other hogs that are not on the ground? "The existence of the groundhog implies the existence of skyhog, firehog, waterhog" was posted…
“Groundhogs imply the existence of skyhogs”
Does a "groundhog" imply the existence of other hogs that are not on the ground? "The existence of the groundhog implies the existence of skyhog, firehog, waterhog" was posted…
“Groupon, are you crazy? If I had laser hair, I would never get it removed”
"Laser hair removal" is the process of hair removal with laser light. It is not the removal of "laser hair," but there are jokes. "If I had laser hair, I wouldn't have…
“Grow food, not lawns”
"Grow food, not lawns" (also "Grow gardens, not lawns" and "Gcow meadows, not lawns") is a saying that has been printed on many images.
“Grow gardens, not government”
"Grow gardens, not government" is a saying that has been printed on several images. Authorship is unknown. The saying has been popular with libertarians. "grow gardens not…
“Grow vegetables, not government”
"Grow vegetables, not government" is a political saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is uncertain. "Grow vegetables, not government" was written to the…
“Grow what you can and can what you grow”
"Grow what you can and can what you grow" was a popular saying in 1942, during World War II, when food availability was limited. "Grow What You Can, Can What You Grow" was cited…
“Grow your own dope—plant a politician”
"Grow your own dope -- plant a politician" is a jocular saying; Google Images shows that many variations of the saying have been printed on T-shirts and bumper stickers. The earliest…
“Growing up, we didn’t have a lot of money. I had to use a hand-me-down calculator with no multiplication symbol…”
The saying "times were hard" usually has nothing to do with multiplication, but there are jokes. "I was never privileged at school, I had to use a second-hand calculator which had…
“Growing your own food is like printing your own money”
"Growing your own food is like printing your own money" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The line was said by Los Angeles-based fashion designer and "guerilla…
“Guacamole is just avocado hummus”
Guacamole (an avocado-based dip/spread) is often compared to hummus (a chickpea-based dip/spread). "'Guacamole is like the hummus of Mexicans.' - @MonstroCafe…
“Guacamole is just avocado salsa”
Guacamole contains avocados; avocado salsa contains avocados. Guacamole is not the same as avocado salsa -- salsa is usually hotter -- but many people believe that they are the same. "Or make…
“Guacamole is just Mexican mashed potatoes”
"Guacamole is Mexican Mashed Potatoes, Gucci Mane, or Guaca Guaca Flame http://tomhaverfoods.com via @TomHaverfoods" was posted on Twitter by Mare Klassen on April 28, 2011. (The original…