“Even duct tape can’t fix stupid, but it can muffle the sound”
"You can't fix stupid" is a saying of American stand-up comedian Ron White. "Even duct tape can’t fix stupid, but it can muffle the sound" is a jocular saying that has…
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“Even Heaven has a wall, a gate, and extreme vetting to get in”
"Heaven has a wall and strict immigration policies. Hell has open borders" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is often credited to U.S. President Donald Trump,…
“Even if you are one in a million, there are eight more of you in New York”
The expression "you're one in a million" means that a person is very special; a literal calculation of a million people is not intended. There is an expression "even if…
“Even if you’re fully vaccinated, the CDC still recommends using your turn signals while driving”
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in many recommendations from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC). Some people joked about other CDC recommendations. "Even if…
“Even if you’re not conspiracy minded, something in your soul has to be telling you something…”
"Even if you're not conspiracy minded, something in your soul has to be telling you something isn't right with any of this" is a saying that has been printed on several images.…
“Even in the warmest of hearts, there’s a cold spot for the Jews”
"In the warmest of hearts, there's a cold spot for the Jews" means that even among the kindest people, there's always seems to be some anti-Semitism. The screenwriter Ben Hecht…
“Even Napoleon had his Watergate” (Yogi Berra?)
New York City baseball player and manager Yogi Berra (1925-2015) is known for his malapropisms. "Even Napoleon had his Watergate" ("Watergate" is a mistake for…
“Even Popeye didn’t eat his spinach until he absolutely had to”
"Even Popeye didn't eat his spinach until he absolutely had to" is a humorous saying that has been printed on gift items, such as T-shirts and bumper stickers. The cartoon character…
“Even the heaviest chandelier is pretty light”
A chandelier can give "light," but the chandelier itself might be "heavy." There are "light" puns, of course. "Even the heaviest chandelier is pretty light"…
“Even the leaves fall for you”
"Even the leaves fall for you" is an autumn saying of romance that has been printed on many images. "The only way I can explain your appeal is this: even the leaves fall for…
“Even turkeys fly in a strong wind” (Wall Street adage)
A "turkey" is known as a generally (but not always) flightless bird. A "turkey" is also slang for a "flop" or an "unsuccessful venture." "Even turkeys…
“Even when you make out a tax return on the level you don’t know if you are a crook or a martyr”
"Even when you make one (Income tax return—ed.) out on the level, you don’t know, when it’s through, if you are a Crook or a Martyr," wrote American humorist Will Rogers (1879-1935)…
“Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’—and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t”
Television's evening news is usually filled with bad news, such as murders, fires, wars and natural disasters. "The evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening' -- and…
“Evenings are for coffee and contemplation”
"Mornings are for coffee and contemplation" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Evenings are for coffee and contemplation" is a variation. In the American science…
“Ever had a really long week and then realize it’s just Tuesday?”
"Ever had a really long week and then realize it's (just/only) Tuesday/Wednesday/Thursday?" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying often applies to…
“Ever had a really long week and then realize it’s only Tuesday?”
"Ever had a really long week and then realize it's (just/only) Tuesday/Wednesday/Thursday?" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying often applies to…
“Ever had a really long week and then realize it’s Tuesday?”
"Ever had a really long week and then realize it's (just/only) Tuesday/Wednesday/Thursday?" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying often applies to…
“Ever notice how some people talk louder when they drink? That’s why alcohol is listed by volume”
"Ever notice how some people talk louder when they drink? That's why alcohol content is listed by volume" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. "ever…
“Ever notice that the first 10 seconds of a medical drug commercial is spent…”
"Ever notice that the first 10 seconds of a medical drug commercial is spent telling you what the drug is for and the rest basically daring you to take it?" is a saying that has been…
“Ever since I started a routine of jogging at midnight I have been running late”
The term "running late" means to be behind schedule. It doesn't mean to be actually running (jogging) at a late hour, but there are jokes. "Running late, like I'm jogging…