“Energy drinks don’t cut it anymore. I need to eat batteries”
Some people feel that they need something even stronger than an energy drink to give them energy, "Energy drinks dont cut it anymore i need to eat batteries" was posted on Facebook by…
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“Energy drinks really don’t cut it for me anymore. I need to eat batteries or something”
Some people feel that they need something even stronger than an energy drink to give them energy, "Energy drinks dont cut it anymore i need to eat batteries" was posted on Facebook by…
“Energy equals milk chocolate squared”
Albert Einstein (1879-1955) wrote the famous formula of mass-energy equivalence of "E=mc2" or "energy equals mass times the speed of light (squared)." Chocolate -- the chocolate…
“English and Maths were my 3 bestest subjects in school”
"English and Maths were my 3 bestest subjects at/in school" is a jocular saying of both bad English and bad math. "English and Maths were my 3 bestest subjects at school" was…
“English major. You do the math”
“I’m an English major. You do the math” is a saying that has been printed on many images. "You do the math" is an expression that means "you figure it out," but sometimes…
“Enjoy every sandwich” (Warren Zevon)
The rock musician Warren Zevon (1947-2003) had been diagnosed with lung cancer and made his final appearance on Late Night with David Letterman in a tribute show (no other guests were booked for…
“Enjoy life—it’s delicious!”
"Enjoy life -- it's delicious" is a saying that has appeared on many Internet lists of food sayings and that has been put on various gift items. "Enjoy life -- it's…
“Enjoy life sip by sip, not gulp by gulp”
"Enjoy life sip by sip, not gulp by gulp" is a saying that has been printed on several images. The saying is from "The Minister of Leaves" by The REPUBLIC of TEA. "The…
“Enjoy the party, but dance near the door” (financial adage)
"Enjoy the party, but dance near the door" (or, "enjoy the party, but dance close to the door") means that one should enjoy rising markets ("the party"), but always be…
“Enjoy your holiday provided to you by armed Americans”
Independence Day (July 4th) is a holiday that celebrates an armed insurrection against Great Britain. "Enjoy your holiday provided to you by armed Americans" is a saying that has been…
“Enlighten the people and tyranny and oppressions will vanish like phantoms at dawh”
Thomas Jefferson (1743-1826) wrote to Pierre S. Dupont de Nemours on April 24, 1816: "Enlighten the people generally, and tyranny and oppressions of body and mind will vanish like evil spirits…
“Enough about me. What do YOU think about me?” (actor joke)
An old joke is told about a self-absorbed actor who then says, "But enough enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think about me?" The joke was cited in Punch magazine in…
“Enough is enough! These mosquitoes should learn how to eat bread or something”
"Enough is enough! These mosquitoes should learn how to eat bread or something" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, the mosquitoes should learn not to eat humans.…
“Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house”
A joke about a fitness app was posted on Twitter by Mikey on October 12, 2015: "Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house." The one-line…
“Entrail Mix: for cannibals who love the outdoor lifestyle”
"Trail mix" shouldn't be confused with "entrail mix," but there are jokes. "What's the Devil Fish's favorite mid-afternoon snack? ENTRAIL MIX!" was…
“Entre más peligroso es el barrio, más rico saben los tacos”
"The more dangerous the neighborhood, the better the tacos" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is uncertain; the saying was popular in California by May 2018.…
“Entrepreneurs are willing to work 80 hours a week to avoid working 40 hours a week”
"Entrepreneurship is working 80 hours a week for yourself to avoid working 40 hours for someone else" is a saying (in various forms) that has been printed on many images. “It’s easier…
“Entrepreneurs work only half-days—12 hours”
Entrepreneurs of small businesses often work very long hours. The old joke is that they work only half-days -- twelve hours. (The joke being that half of a 24-hour day is twelve hours, but one…
“Entrepreneurship is living a few years of your life like most people won’t”
"Entrepreneurship is living a few years of your life like most people won't, so that you can spend the rest of your life like most people can’t" is a business saying that has been…
“Entrepreneurship is the use of self-interest in the service of others…”
"Entrepreneurship is the use of self-interest in the service of others. Politics is the use of others in the service of self-interest" has been printed on several images. The quotation is…