“Chocolate, men, coffee—some things are better rich”
"Chocolate, men, coffee -- some things are better rich" is a humorous saying that has been printed on gift items such as coffee mugs and refrigerator magnets. The order of the three…
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“Choking Poster” in restaurants
Remember the "choking poster"? Do you still see it at restaurants? It's in some out-of-the-way place and looks really old and kinda yellow, right? The poster that no one reads? The…
“Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life”
"Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life" is a popular saying meaning that if you love what you're doing, then it isn't work. "Find…
“Choose a major you love and you’ll never work a day in your life because that field isn’t hiring”
"Choose a job you love and you will never have to work a day in your life" is an old saying. "Choose a major you love and you'll never work a day in your life because that field…
“Chopped cheese is just a deconstructed cheeseburger”
The chopped cheese sandwich has been called a "deconstructed cheeseburger." "'Chopped cheese' outside of nyc? That’s a deconstructed cheeseburger" was posted on…
“Christ Offers Forgiveness For Everyone Everywhere” (“coffee” backronym)
"Christ Offers Forgiveness For Everyone Everywhere" is a backronym (back acronym) of the word "coffee" that has been printed on many images. The "coffee" backronym was…
“Christian hotels be like—Amen-ities”
Many hotels and churches have "amenities," and some people have noticed the "amen" in that word. "Amen-ities! Tech services that should be standard at every hotel:…
“Christmas calories don’t count”
"Christmas calories don't count" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying means that one should eat, drink and be merry, and forget the calories on…
“Christmas cookies and happy hearts, this is how the holiday starts”
"Christmas cookies and happy hearts, this is how the holiday starts" is a Christmas saying of unknown authorship. The saying was published with other Craft Sayings in 2002. “Trimming…
“Christmas feels more like a deadline than a holiday”
"Christmas is more of a deadline than a holiday" (or "Christmas feels more like a deadline than a holiday") is a saying that has been printed on many images. For people buying…
“Christmas is a competition between who gives up first: Your feet or your wallet”
"Christmas is a competition between who gives up first: Your feet or your wallet" is a Christmas saying that has been printed on several images. The saying was posted on Twitter on April…
“Christmas is a deeply religious time we observe by going to the mall of our choice”
American author and humorist Dave Barry wrote about Christmas shopping for a newspaper column in November 1981: "Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of…
“Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone”
"Chirstmas is doing a little something extra for someone" is a popular Christmas saying that has been printed on many images. American cartoonist Charles M. Schulz (1922-2000) wrote the…
“Christmas is just Thanksgiving with gifts”
Christmas (a December holiday) is often compared to Thanksgiving (a November holiday). "Christmas is just Thanksgiving with gifts/presents" is a common saying. "In my fam Christmas…
“Christmas is just Thanksgiving with presents”
Christmas (a December holiday) is often compared to Thanksgiving (a November holiday). "Christmas is just Thanksgiving with gifts/presents" is a common saying. "In my fam Christmas…
“Christmas is more of a deadline than a holiday”
"Christmas is more of a deadline than a holiday" (or "Christmas feels more like a deadline than a holiday") is a saying that has been printed on many images. For people buying…
“Christmas is not as much about opening presents, as opening our hearts”
"Christmas is not as much about opening presents, as opening our hearts" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been cited in print since at least 2007, when it…
“Christmas is the season when you buy this year’s gifts with next year’s money”
"Christmas is the season when you buy this year's gifts with next year's money" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been cited in print…
“Christmas Rules: 1. Do not go into debt trying to show people how much you love them…”
Three jocular "Christmas Rules" (sometimes titled "Thanksgiving Rules" or "Holiday Rules") have been printed on many images. These "Holiday Rules" were…
“Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful”
Norman Vincent Peale (1898-1993) spent 52 years at Marble Collegiate Church and was one of New York City's most famous preachers. Peale wrote in a newspaper column published on December 21,…