“Capitalist hell or Communist hell” (joke)
A popular joke about "Capitalist hell vs. Communist hell" was told by a Polish newspaper in 1957. The joke was often told about the Soviet Union and is still told when citizens of a…
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“Cappuccino is the dessert form of coffee”
Many people order a cappuccino at the end of a meal. "I believe cappuccino is the dessert form of coffee" was cited in print in 1995. "Cappuccino is the dessert form of coffee"…
“Cappuchinos—coffee colored cotton pants”
Cappuccino (espresso-based coffee) has nothing to do with chinos (trousers from chino cloth), but there are jokes. "I can only presume that those coffees advertised as 'Cappuchinos'…
“Capri Sun is White Claw for kids”
Capri Sun drinks have been compared to White Claw (an alcoholic seltzer water beverage). "drinking white claw is like drinking a caprisun with some carbonaion in it" was posted on Twitter…
“Car insurance should give you back money at the end of the year for having no accidents”
"Unpopular opinion: Car insurances should give us back some money at the end of the year for having no accidents" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Good drivers who…
“Car rides by yourself with loud music are good for the soul”
"Car rides by yourself with loud music are good for the soul" (or "Car rides by yourself with loud music are so therapeutic") is a saying that has been printed on many images.…
“Car rides by yourself with loud music are so therapeutic”
"Car rides by yourself with loud music are good for the soul" (or "Car rides by yourself with loud music are so therapeutic") is a saying that has been printed on many images.…
“Car rides by yourself with loud music be so therapeutic”
"Car rides by yourself with loud music are good for the soul" (or "Car rides by yourself with loud music are so therapeutic") is a saying that has been printed on many images.…
“Caramels are just a fad, but chocolate is a permanent thing”
Milton Snavely Hershey (1857-1945) established the Lancaster Caramel Company in 1885; he visited Chicago's World Columbian Exposition in 1893 and became fascinated with the German…
“Carbonated water is just liquid tv static”
Many people have compared the taste of sparkling water (seltzer, carbonated water, soda water, club soda) to tv static. "Sparkling water tastes like what I imagine an all static TV channel…
“Carbonated water tastes like tv static”
Many people have compared the taste of sparkling water (seltzer, carbonated water, soda water, club soda) to tv static. "Sparkling water tastes like what I imagine an all static TV channel…
“Carbs don’t count on Sunday”
"Sunday carbs don't count. Those are the Lord's carbs and He wants us/you to be happy" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown, but it probably…
“Carbs don’t count on Sundays”
"Sunday carbs don't count. Those are the Lord's carbs and He wants us/you to be happy" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown, but it probably…
“Carbs on Sunday don’t count. Those are the Lord’s carbs and He wants you to be happy”
"Sunday carbs don't count. Those are the Lord's carbs and He wants us/you to be happy" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown, but it probably…
“Cardamom implies the existence of at least one cardachild”
Cardamom can sound like "card-a-mom." Is "card-a-dad" its opposite? "Cardamom implies the existence of a cardadad" was posted on Twitter by ⊰TJ Berry⊱ on November…
“Cardamom implies the existence of cardadad and cardafamily”
Cardamom can sound like "card-a-mom." Is "card-a-dad" its opposite? "Cardamom implies the existence of a cardadad" was posted on Twitter by ⊰TJ Berry⊱ on November…
“Cardamom implies the existence of cardadad”
Cardamom can sound like "card-a-mom." Is "card-a-dad" its opposite? "Cardamom implies the existence of a cardadad" was posted on Twitter by ⊰TJ Berry⊱ on November…
“Careful girls, fat guys just wanna get inside your pantries”
"Us fat guys just want to get into your pantries" -- a joke on "panties" -- is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Fat guys just want to get into your pantries!…
“Careful ladies, fat guys just want to get in your pantries”
"Us fat guys just want to get into your pantries" -- a joke on "panties" -- is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Fat guys just want to get into your pantries!…
“Careful snowflake, I drink coffee stronger than your feelings”
"I drink coffee stronger than your feelings" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I drink coffee stronger than your feelings" was posted on Twitter by Garrett on…