“Beer—the reason I wake up every afternoon”
"Beer -- the reason I wake up every afternoon" is a saying that has been printed on signs. The jocular saying has been cited in print since at least 2000. Google Groups:…
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“Beer (noun)—magic water for fun people
"Beer/ Bourbon/ Gin and Tonic/ Tequila/ Whiskey -- magic (brown) water for fun people" are sayings that have been printed on many images. "Bourbon Magic Brown Water for Fun…
“Beer (noun): The glue holding this shitshow together”
"Alcohol/ Beer/ Bourbon/ Coffee/ Gin/ Liquor/ Red wine/ Tequila/ Vodka/ Wine (noun): The glue holding this shitshow together" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The various…
“Beer and cheer” (similar to “wine and dine”)
"Beer and cheer" is a term like "wine and dine." "They were wined, dined, beered and cheered each day of their drill" was printed in the Morning World-Herald (Omaha,…
“Beer because nothing actually happened over coffee”
Do more things happen over alcohol than coffee? "Beer because nothing actually happened over coffee. Fuck you CCD (CafeCoffeeDay -- ed.)!" was posted on Twitter by "Poor Spoiled…
“Beer before liquor, never sicker; Liquor before beer, never fear”
Entry in progress -- B.P. Google BooksCase Studies in Health CommunicationBy Eileen Berlin RayNew York, NY: Routledge1993Pg. 169:In this regard they used stock sayings that many seemed to know,…
“Beer before wine, you’ll feel fine; Wine before beer, you’ll feel queer”
Entry in progress -- B.P. Google BooksSeptember 1897, The Home Furnishing Review, pg. 367, col. 1:The free translation (from German -- ed.) of still another is: Beer on wine,Nit!Wine on beer,It!!…
“Beer comes from hops. Hops are plants. Beer is salad”
"Beer comes from hops. Hops are plants. Beer is salad" is a jocular line that has been written on many bar signs and GIFs. "Beer comes from hops which comes from a plant. Therefore…
“Beer contains Vitamin Pee”
"Beer contains Vitamin Pee" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many gift items, such as T-shirts, posters and bumper stickers. "Beer is Highly Nutritious. It's Packed…
“Beer doesn’t have many vitamins—that’s why you have to drink a lot of it”
"Beer/Wine doesn't have many vitamins -- that's why you have to drink a lot of it" is a jocular line that that been printed on many gift items, such as T-shirts, posters and…
“Beer doesn’t make you fat, it makes you lean—against bars”
“Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, It makes you lean....against bars, tables, chairs, and poles” is an old vaudeville joke, cited in print since at least 1895. The joke is of unknown…
“Beer drinking doesn’t do half the harm of lovemaking”
Eden Philpotts (1862-1960) wrote in his play The Farmer's Wife (first performed in 1916): "Beer-drinking don't do half the harm of love-making. For why? Drink's a matter between…
“Beer is best drunk in the shadow of the brewery”
"Beer is best drunk in the shadow of the brewery" is a beer saying that means that beer is best when it's fresh (close to or "in the shadow of" the brewery). It's not…
“Beer is just dream-flavored water”
"Beer/Tequila is just dream-flavored water" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I love me some 'Dream-flavored water'!" -- tequila -- was posted on…
“Beer is karaoke fuel”
Many people who can't sing look silly performing karaoke, and alcohol can help to fuel this. "Women drink vodka, rum, bourbon, tequila, why is whiskey a big deal? All good karaoke…
“Beer is like the sun. It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist”
The sun rises in the east and sets in the west. "Beer is like the sun. It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Little…
“Beer is liquid bread”
Entry in progress -- BP reddit --ShowerthoughtsPosted by u/The_Ace_of_Hearth June 13, 2021Cheese is solid milk and beer is liquid bread.COMMENTSKarpukolyBeer is liquid carbohydrates
“Beer is now cheaper than gas—drink, don’t drive”
"Beer is now cheaper than gas -- drink, don't drive" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many gift items, such as T-shirts, posters and bumper stickers. According to a 2008…
“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy”
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" is misattributed to Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790). Franklin did write this, in a 1779 letter to André Morellet: "Behold…
“Beer is the only drink that’s acceptable to be served in a glass that’s overflowing and dripping”
When beer is poured, the head of foam often rises above the glass. Many people consider this acceptable, even desirable. This was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on July 24, 2023: "Beer is…