“Ahmed walks into Abbar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." An anti-joke version with Islamic names is: "Ahmed walks into Abbar..."…
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“Aim so high that others will think you’re crazy”
"Aim so high that others will think you're crazy" is a motivational saying that has been printed on several images. The saying was posted on Twitter on October 17, 2016. "Reach…
“Ain’t no fuckin way that whole Siberian Orchestra is trans”
Trans-Siberian Orchestra (TSO) is an American rock band. "Trans-Siberian" usually means "across Siberia," but there are jokes where "trans" means…
“Ain’t no sunshine when cheese gone”
"Ain't No Sunshine" (1971) is a song by Bill Withers (1938-2020). The lyric "Ain't no sunshine when she's gone" is joked as ""Ain't no sunshine…
“Ain’t it weird liberals celebrate Women’s History Month when they can’t even tell you what a woman is”
Women's History Month is celebrated in March in the United States. "It’s weird #Liberals celebrate Women’s History month when they can’t even tell you what a woman is" was…
“Aioli have eyes for you”
"Aioli have eyes for you #kitchensongs" was posted on Twitter by Sue on May 24, 2010. The joke is a pun on the famous song "I Only Have Eyes for You" (1934), by composer Harry…
“Aioli is just bougie mayonnaise”
Aioli (made from garlic, salt and olive oil) is similar to mayonnaise (made from oil, egg yolk, and an acid, either vinegar or lemon juice). "Mayonnaise is disgusting and aioli is just bougie…
“Aioli is just mayo that studied abroad”
Aioli (made from garlic, salt and olive oil) is similar to mayonnaise (made from oil, egg yolk, and an acid, either vinegar or lemon juice). "Aioli is just mayonnaise that did a semester…
“Aioli is just mayonnaise that did a semester abroad”
Aioli (made from garlic, salt and olive oil) is similar to mayonnaise (made from oil, egg yolk, and an acid, either vinegar or lemon juice). "Aioli is just mayonnaise that did a semester…
“Air conditioning implies the existence of air shampooing”
Reddit -- Funny Posted by u/Gemaman2 April 14, 2014If shampoo is meant to be applied first for conditioner to fully work, why don't we have air shampoos? Reddit -- ShittyasksciencePosted by…
“Air fryers are easy bake ovens for adults”
The Easy-Bake Oven is a toy that was introduced in 1963 to help teach young children to cook. An air fryer is sometimes said to be a similar toy for older individuals. "Air fryers are the easy…
“Air fryers are the easy bake ovens many of us never got as children”
The Easy-Bake Oven is a toy that was introduced in 1963 to help teach young children to cook. An air fryer is sometimes said to be a similar toy for older individuals. "Air fryers are the easy…
“Air Jordan implies the existence of Water Jordan, Earth Jordan, and Fire Jordan”
"Air Jordan" is a line of basketball shoes produced by Nike, Inc. There are no other elements of Jordan shoes, but there are jokes. "The fact that "Air Jordans" exist…
“Air Jordans imply the existence of Water Jordans, Earth Jordans and Fire Jordans”
"Air Jordan" is a line of basketball shoes produced by Nike, Inc. There are no other elements of Jordan shoes, but there are jokes. "The fact that "Air Jordans" exist…
“Airline pilots are the truckers of the sky”
Airline pilots have been compared to truck drivers. "Pilots are like the Truckers of the Sky. Sky Truckers!" was posted on Twitter by Jas Romain on June 30, 2010. "Pilots are the…
“Airplanes may kill you, but they ain’t likely to hurt you”
"Airplanes may kill you, but they ain't likely to hurt you" has been credited to baseball pitcher Satchel Paige (1906-1982). The saying means that air travelers are seldom injured;…
“Airport: come like 3 hours early / Ok what gate do I go to / Airport: not telling until last minute”
The following joke about airports was posted on X/Twitter by Jo Lee on February 20, 2024, and received over 113,000 likes: Airport: come like 3 hours early Ok what gate do I go to Airport: not…
“Airports are like post offices for humans”
Post offices deliver letters and packages. Airports deliver people. "@ChrisCotsiou 'Airports are like post offices for people'" was posted on Twitter by Thayne Flanagan on June…
“Airports are like post offices for people”
Post offices deliver letters and packages. Airports deliver people. "@ChrisCotsiou 'Airports are like post offices for people'" was posted on Twitter by Thayne Flanagan on June…
“AK—means the gun was manufactured in Alaska” (joke)
AR-15 and AK-47 are rifles, but they are not named after the postal codes for Arkansas (AR) and Alaska (AK). A joke (shown on a meme) was poste on Facebook by George Baylor on October 22, 2019:…