“A voting booth is just a gloryhole that you’re on the wrong end of”
Many people don't think much of voting and elections. "a voting booth is just a gloryhole you're on the wrong end of" was posted on Facebook by Zach Anderson on November 3,…
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“A vulture with two dead raccoons tries to board. ‘Sorry, only one carrion is allowed’”
Flight attendants often ask about "carry-on" luggage, and there's a pun: "A vulture boards an airplane carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at it and says,…
“A waffle is a pancake with a non-skid tread”
"Webster notwithstanding, in our opinion a restaurant waffle is pancake with a non-skid tread" was printed in a June 1923 newspaper. "A waffle is a pancake with a non-skid…
“A waffle is just a more considerate pancake”
"Tragic Ally" posted on Twitter on March 26, 2016: "A waffle is just a more considerate pancake. It's like, here, let me hold that syrup for you in these convenient boxes."…
“A waffle is just a pancake’s alter Eggo”
Eggo is a brand of frozen waffles. There is no "alter Eggo" (alter ego + Eggo), but there are jokes. "My Alter-Eggo is craving pancakes right about now. Maybe even fresh blueberry…
“A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap”
"A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap" is a jocular statement that has been printed on many images. The joke was a signature of comedian Mitch Hedberg's comedy act since at…
“A waffle without the letter W is just awful”
The Sesame Street song "The National Association Of 'W' Lovers" (1971) has the lyrics: A fine word like "waffle"Would turn out just "awful"Oh,…
“A waist is a terrible thing to mind”
"A waist is a terrible thing to mind" is a dieter's motto, taken from the United Negro College Fund's motto of "A mind is a terrible thing to waste" (in trademarked…
“A walk is as good as a hit” (baseball adage)
"A walk is as good as a hit" is a baseball adage that encourages a batter not to swing at bad pitches. If the bases are empty, a walk is as good as a hit. However, if it's the bottom…
“A watched pot never boils”
"A watched pot never boils" (also "a watched kettle never boils" and "a watched pot is slow to boil") means that constant anticipation and watching makes things seem…
“A Way of Life” & “Think Less, Feel Better” (New York Health & Racquet Club)
The New York Health & Racquet Club is over thirty years old and has several city locations. "A Way of Life" is a slogan since 1988, and "Think Less, Feel Better" is a slogan…
“A weasel walks into a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A weasel version is: "A teenage weasel walks into a bar. Bartender says,…
“A weatherman was sacked because of cold, gloomy forecasts. No more mist and ice guy”
"Mr. Nice Guy" shouldn't be confused with "mist and ice guy," but there are jokes. This was posted on Twitter by sickipediabot (it was probably originally on the Sickipedia…
“A web developer left a restaurant before ordering because he hated the menus” (joke)
A restaurant's menu is different from a computer's menu. A comic was posted on comic.browserling.com on September 9, 2015, showing a web developer looking at a restaurant's menu and…
“A web developer left a restaurant before ordering because he hated the menus” (joke)
A restaurant's menu is different from a computer's menu. A comic was posted on comic.browserling.com on September 9, 2015, showing a web developer looking at a restaurant's menu and…
“A Wednesday with no rain is a dry hump day”
Wednesday is nicknamed "hump day." "A Wednesday with no rain is a dry hump day" is a jocular Wednesday saying that has been printed on many images. "A Wednesday with no…
“A week is a long time in politics”
Entry in progress -- B.P. "Overnight is a long time in politics; a week is forever." Wikiquote: Harold WilsonJames Harold Wilson, Baron Wilson of Rievaulx, KG, OBE, FRS, PC (11 March 1916…
“A well-adjusted person is one who makes the same mistake twice without getting nervous”
"A well-adjusted person is one who makes the same mistake twice without getting nervous" means that the well-adjusted person is not afraid to make make mistakes -- and he or she usually…
“A wet man does not fear the rain”
"A wet man does not fear the rain" is an inspirational saying that has been printed on many images. "One already wet does not fear the rain" was listed as a Turkish proverb in…
“A wildebeest walks into a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A wildebeest version is: "A wildebeest walks into a bar and the bartender says,…