“Chiropractors are technically crack addicts”
A joke has it that chiropractors are "crack" addicts/dealers. "Chiropractors are like crack dealers. Feels good til it wears off and I'm making another appointment..." was…
“If nature didn’t make it, don’t take it”
"If nature didn't make it, don't take it" is a health saying that has beenprinted on many images. The saying is usually attributed to Alfredo Darrington Bowman (1933-2016), also…
“Stop blaming your poor life choices on capitalism”
"Stop blaming your poor life choices on capitalism" is a saying that has been printed on several images. Some people want collective responsibility for their own failures. The saying…
“Without cops, politicians would just be guys with bad opinions”
"Without cops, politicians would just be guys with bad opinions" (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by Anarcho-MemeCapistan on January 2, 2020. That is, the police help legitimize…
“I don’t care which party is in control. I just don’t want to be controlled”
"I don't care which party is in control. I (just) don't want to be controlled" is a political saying that has been printed on many images. "I DON'T CARE WHICH PARTY IS…
Libertarian Party Platform (three points on government)
David F. Nolan (1943-2010) was one of the founders of the Libertarian Party of the United States. In 1977, he wrote: "Libertarian Party Platform (Condensed Version)Regarding Government:1} We…
“All the scary things you claim would happen without the state are things that are currently…”
"All the scary things you claim would happen without the state are things that are currently happening with the state" is an anti-government saying that has been shown on an image. It was…
“I don’t care which party is in control. I don’t want to be controlled”
"I don't care which party is in control. I (just) don't want to be controlled" is a political saying that has been printed on many images. "I DON'T CARE WHICH PARTY IS…
“If authoritarianism is on your side today, trust me, it won’t be tomorrow. #history”
"If authoritarianism is on your side today, trust me, it won't be tomorrow. #history" is a saying that has been printed on an image. "IF AUTHORITARIANISM IS ON YOUR SIDE TODAY,…
Zerok (“fork” with no prong/tine)
"Fork" does not have the number "four" in it, but some people believe that a "fork" with three prongs/tines should be called a "threek." It then follows that…
Wonk (“fork” with one prong/tine)
"Fork" does not have the number "four" in it, but some people believe that a "fork" with three prongs/tines should be called a "threek." It then follows that…
Onek (“fork” with one prong/tine)
"Fork" does not have the number "four" in it, but some people believe that a "fork" with three prongs/tines should be called a "threek." It then follows that…
Twok (“fork” with two prongs/tines)
"Fork" does not have the number "four" in it, but some people believe that a "fork" with three prongs/tines should be called a "threek." It then follows that…
Fivek (“fork” with five prongs/tines)
"Fork" does not have the number "four" in it, but some people believe that a "fork" with three prongs/tines should be called a "threek." It then follows that…
“Winning isn’t everything. It’s the only thing”
"Winning isn't everything. It's the only thing" is a popular sports adage that has been printed on many images “Winning isn’t everything, but losing isn’t anything” is a…
“My sex life is like Coca-Cola. First it was classic, then went on a diet, and now it’s zero”
"My sex life is like Coca-Cola. First it was normal, then light and now zero" is a joke that has been printed on many images. "My sex life is like Coca Cola was first normal, then…
“My sex life is like Coca-Cola. First it was classic, then it was light, and now it’s zero”
"My sex life is like Coca-Cola. First it was normal, then light and now zero" is a joke that has been printed on many images. "My sex life is like Coca Cola was first normal, then…
“My other car is an honor student” (bumper sticker)
"My other car is an honor student" is a jocular bumper sticker than has been printed on many images. It's a combination of two bumper stickers -- "My other car is a…
“My other car is also a car” (bumper sticker)
"My other car is also a car" is a jocular bumper sticker that has been printed on many images. “My other car is a Porsche” is the famous bumper sticker than is being parodied.…
“My other car is another car that has a sticker that says my other car is this car” (bumper sticker)
"My other car is also a car" is a jocular bumper sticker that has been printed on many images. “My other car is a Porsche” is the famous bumper sticker than is being parodied.…