“There are two types of people in this world. Avoid both”
"There are two types of people in this world. Avoid both" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "There are two type of people in the world. Right now, I am in a…
“Welcome to college. Where every single person is smarter than you except for the 3 people…”
Group projects are sometimes assigned in college. The experience is often not pleasant. "Welcome to college, where everyone is smarter than you, but the group members you're…
“Forgive me Father, Pastor, Vicar, Padre, Priest… for I have Synonymed”
"Forgive me Father, Pastor, Vicar, Padre, Priest... for I have Synonymed" has been shown on a comic strip image by Cuyler Black of InherittheMirth.com, copyright 2011. There have been…
“It says here in this history book that, luckily, the good guys have won every single time”
"History is written by the victors" is a proverbial saying. Many people have said that American history books are written to make the United States look like the "good guys,"…
“Instead of ‘unvaccinated,’ call yourself organic. Being natural is normal”
"INSTEAD OF 'UNVACCINATED' call yourself Organic. BEING NATURAL IS NORMAL. PHARMACOLOGICAL ALTERATION IS NOT" is a saying that has been printed on several images. The popular…
“Well at least I can pretend that the dark circles around my eyes are for Halloween”
Some people have dark circles around their eyes -- naturally perfect for Halloween. "My new meds made me feel like a zombie this morning. The dark circles under my eyes are a great prep for…
“Shit posting will continue until government improves”
"Shit posting will continue until government improves" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "The firings/floggings/beatings will continue until morale improves"…
“It’s not gay if it’s TSA”
"It's not gay if it's (the) TSA" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many people believe that the pat-downs of the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) at…
“Sh*t posting will continue until government improves”
"Shit posting will continue until government improves" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "The firings/floggings/beatings will continue until morale improves"…
“Money is a bit tight, so I’m not buying any apples this Halloween. That should save me a bob”
"Money is a bit tight, so I’m not buying any apples this #Halloween. That should save me a bob or two..." was posted on Twitter by Derek🇺🇦 on October 31, 2016. The joke is on…
“AR—means the gun was manufactured in Arkansas” (joke)
AR-15 and AK-47 are rifles, but they are not named after the postal codes for Arkansas (AR) and Alaska (AK). A joke (shown on a meme) was poste on Facebook by George Baylor on October 22, 2019:…
“AK—means the gun was manufactured in Alaska” (joke)
AR-15 and AK-47 are rifles, but they are not named after the postal codes for Arkansas (AR) and Alaska (AK). A joke (shown on a meme) was poste on Facebook by George Baylor on October 22, 2019:…
“Sparkling water tastes like when your legs fall asleep”
"Sparkling water tastes like when your leg falls asleep" (also "Sparkling water tastes like when your legs fall asleep" and "Sparkling water tastes like when your foot…
“Sparkling water tastes like when your leg falls asleep”
"Sparkling water tastes like when your leg falls asleep" (also "Sparkling water tastes like when your legs fall asleep" and "Sparkling water tastes like when your foot…
“Sparkling water tastes like when your foot falls asleep”
"Sparkling water tastes like when your leg falls asleep" (also "Sparkling water tastes like when your legs fall asleep" and "Sparkling water tastes like when your foot…
“Shell out, shell out, the witches are out!” (Halloween shout)
"Trick or treat!" is a popular Halloween shout. "Shell out!" is another cry that has been popular in Canada, in use since at least the 1890s. "A large crowd of boys in the…
“Cheers to the weekend. May your coffee be strong, your pajamas comfy and your naps uninterrupted!”
"Cheers to the weekend. May your coffee be strong, your pajamas be comfy, and your naps be uninterrupted!" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Cheers to the…
“Porsches are just spicy Volkswagens”
"Porsches are just spicy Volkswagens" is a car saying that has been printed on many images. Porsche is owned by Volkswagen AG, and there is a car called the Porsche Cayenne. "Audis…
“Shell out, shell out, or we’ll turn your windows inside out!” (Halloween shout)
"Trick or treat!" is a popular Halloween shout. "Shell out!" is another cry that has been popular in Canada, in use since at least the 1890s. "A large crowd of boys in the…
“I’m a millennial, so my retirement plan is societal collapse”
"I'm a millennial, so my retirement plan is societal collapse" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many millennials cannot afford a retirement plan. "RT…