“I identify as a conspiracy theorist, my pronouns are Told/You/So”
"I identify as a conspiracy theorist, my pronouns are They/Lied" and "I identify as a conspiracy theorist, my pronouns are Told/You/So" are sayings that have been printed on…
“What’s worse than a chip breaking off in the dip? The second chip, on a rescue mission, ...”
"What's worse than a chip breaking off in the dip? The second chip, on a rescue mission, breaking too" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "WHAT'S WORSE…
“I identify as a conspiracy theorist, my pronouns are They/Lied”
"I identify as a conspiracy theorist, my pronouns are They/Lied" and "I identify as a conspiracy theorist, my pronouns are Told/You/So" are sayings that have been printed on…
“It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas”
"It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas" (1951) is a Christmas song written by Meredith Wilson (1902-1984). "It's beginning to cost a lot like Christmas" (about…
“To people who put antlers and a nose on their car for Christmas: You can’t trick me. That’s a car!”
"To people who put antlers and a nose on their car for Christmas: You can't trick me. I know it's a car!" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Biggest holiday…
“You are the Monday of my life”
Many people hate Mondays. "How to say I hate you in a nice way? 'You are the Monday of my life'" and "Don't tell anyone 'I hate you' directly. Say 'You…
“How to say I hate you in a nice way? ‘You are the Monday of my life’”
Many people hate Mondays. "How to say I hate you in a nice way? 'You are the Monday of my life'" and "Don't tell anyone 'I hate you' directly. Say 'You…
“I don’t hate you, but you are the Monday of my life”
Many people hate Mondays. "How to say I hate you in a nice way? 'You are the Monday of my life'" and "Don't tell anyone 'I hate you' directly. Say 'You…
“Don’t tell anyone ‘I hate you’ directly. Say ‘You are the Monday of my life’”
Many people hate Mondays. "How to say I hate you in a nice way? 'You are the Monday of my life'" and "Don't tell anyone 'I hate you' directly. Say 'You…
“I have the patience of a Saint. Saint Cunty McFuckoff”
"I have the patience of a Saint. Saint Cunty McFuckoff" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Saw some brill tshirts 'I've got the patience of a saint.…
Covidification
The procedures taken during the COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic have been called "Covidification." "Appreciate the covidification* *clarification" was posted on Twitter by…
“Money can’t buy you happiness, but poverty can’t buy you anything”
A proverbial saying is that "money can't buy happiness." "Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy anything" is a saying that has been printed on many…
“Money can’t buy happiness, but neither can poverty”
A proverbial saying is that "money can't buy happiness." "Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy anything" is a saying that has been printed on many…
“Money doesn’t buy happiness, but neither does poverty”
A proverbial saying is that "money can't buy happiness." "Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy anything" is a saying that has been printed on many…
“Money can’t buy happiness, but poverty can’t buy anything”
A proverbial saying is that "money can't buy happiness." "Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy anything" is a saying that has been printed on many…
“Why was the doorway so embarrassed?”/“It saw the weather stripping.”
"Weatherstripping" shouldn't be confused with "weather stripping," but there are jokes. "Why did the window pane blush?............... Because it saw the Weather…
“My account was hacked. If you received an inappropriate message it was still me”
"My account was hacked. If you received an inappropriate message it was still me" is a jocular saying that has been pritned on several images. The joke is that an inappropriate message is…
“Money can’t buy you happiness, but poverty will buy you nothing”
A proverbial saying is that "money can't buy happiness." "Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy anything" is a saying that has been printed on many…
“Money can’t buy you happiness, but poverty can buy you misery”
A proverbial saying is that "money can't buy happiness." "Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy anything" is a saying that has been printed on many…
“Be a yogacorn, not a twatopotamus”
"Be a unicorn, not a twatopotamus" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying means that one should be a "unicorn" (someone unique and interesting) and not a…