“Smooth jazz implies the existence of chunky jazz”
There is "smooth jazz," but no "chunky jazz." Jazz is not like smooth and chunky peanut butter, but there are jokes. "The last stuff of his I heard was almost like…
“My New Year’s resolution is to not have one”
"My New Year's resolution is to not have one" is said by many people who know that they won't keep their resolutions. "New year’s resolution is not to have one" was…
“Dom Pérignon implies the existence of Sub Pérignon”
Dom Pérignon is a brand of vintage Champagne. Dom Pérignon has nothing to do with "dominance and submission" or "dom/sub," but there are jokes. "Dom Perignon in the…
“Why did Dracula pass out on New Year’s Eve?”/“There was a count down.”
A New Year's Eve riddle is: Q: Why did Dracula pass out on New Year’s Eve?A: There was a count down. "Did you hear @CountVonCount passed out on new years eve? There was a count…
“My New Year’s resolution is to procrastinate. I’ll start tomorrow”
"My New Year's resolution is to procrastinate. I'll start tomorrow" is a joke that has been printed on many images. "My new years resolution is to procrastinate less and be…
“Water, lemons and sugar are free at restaurants, but lemonade costs money”
Restaurants charge for lemonade, but water, lemons and sugar are usually free. "haha in addition lemons, sugar, and water are all free at restaurants.Therefore, lemonade should be free. That…
“A new year is unfolding—like a blossom with petals curled tightly, concealing the beauty within”
"A new year is unfolding -- like a blossom with petals curled tightly concealing the beauty within" is a new year's saying that has been printed on many images. The full passage is:…
“Stir the eggnog, lift the toddy. Happy New Year, everybody”
"Stir the eggnog, lift the toddy. Happy New Year, everybody" is a new year's saying that has been printed on many images. It's the opening of the poem "Happy New Year,…
“Birthday calories don’t count” (“Calories don’t count on your birthday”)
"Vacation calories don't count" is a popular saying. Many vacationers are advised to go off their diets to try the local foods and enjoy the vacations. "Vacation calories…
“Holiday calories don’t count”
"Holiday calories don't count" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "She (Sophia Slotnick -- ed.) noted that her way of serving sponge cake with whipped…
“Thanksgiving calories don’t count”
"Thanksgiving calories don't count" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Thanksgiving dinner is an important part of the holiday. "Calories don't count…
“Halloween calories don’t count”
"Halloween calories don't count" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. However, everyone knows that calories from all that trick-or-treat candy certainly can add…
“Christmas calories don’t count”
"Christmas calories don't count" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying means that one should eat, drink and be merry, and forget the calories on…
“So sad that in just a few days bread and dessert will have calories again”
"So sad that in just a few days bread and dessert will have calories again" was posted on Twitter by Ben Schwartz on December 27, 2018. The tweet received over 69,400 likes. Related…
Umpire Rock (Central Park)
Wikipedia: Rat Rock (Central Park)Rat Rock, also known as Umpire Rock, is an outcrop of Manhattan schist which protrudes from the bedrock in Central Park, Manhattan, New York City. It is named…
Rat Rock (Central Park)
Wikipedia: Rat Rock (Central Park)Rat Rock, also known as Umpire Rock, is an outcrop of Manhattan schist which protrudes from the bedrock in Central Park, Manhattan, New York City. It is named…
“What did the little champagne bottle call his father?”/“Pop!”
A popular New Year's Day riddle is: Q: What did the little champagne bottle call his father?A: Pop! "What did the little champagne bottle call his father? Pop! #newyearspuns" was…
“Every year you make a resolution to change yourself. This year, make a resolution to be yourself”
"Every year you make a resolution to change yourself. This year, make a resolution to be yourself" is a new year's saying that has been printed on many images. "Every year…
“Fracture a femur” (version of “break a leg,” meaning good luck)
"Fracture a femur" is another way of saying "break a leg" in the theater, where it is bad luck to wish someone good luck. "'Fracture a femur' is certainly poetic…
“On New Years Eve, an old Irish tradition is to open your door at midnight and let the old year out”
"On New Years Eve, an old Irish tradition is to open your door at midnight and let the Old Year Out and the New Year In. I think this year deserves the doors, windows, and garage doors to be…