“Government schools are indoctrination centers”
"Government/Public schools are (just) (woke) indoctrination camps/centers" is a common saying, usually by conservatives and libertarians. "Should our schools be indoctrination…
“If you find yourself in a fair fight, you didn’t plan your mission properly”
"If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck" and ""If you find yourself in a fair fight, you didn't plan your mission properly" are sayings that have been…
“I did a lot of dumb stuff, but I never got a fish filet from McDonald’s”
Many people believe that McDonald's (an American multinational fast food chain) is best for hamburgers, and not its fish sandwich. "I did a lot of dumb stuff but I never got a fish filet…
“The only reason I get up early on a Sunday is coffee”
"The only reason I'm up this early on a Sunday is the Coffee" (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by "Laughing with a mouthful of Coffee" on March 29, 2020, and…
“You’re too old to try and ride that skateboard!”/Me—“Hold my Ensure.”
"You're too old to try and ride that skateboard!"/Me -- "Hold my Ensure" is a joke that has been printed on several images. Ensure is a brand of nutritional supplements and…
“Public schools are indoctrination centers”
"Government/Public schools are (just) (woke) indoctrination camps/centers" is a common saying, usually by conservatives and libertarians. "Should our schools be indoctrination…
“Runner’s Hi - When joggers wave to each other”
"Runner's high" is not the same as "runner's hi," but there are jokes. "Runner's Hi! :'That's why people wave to each other, because it makes them…
“Facebook doesn’t ban hate speech. Facebook bans speech it hates”
"They don’t ban hate speech. They ban speech they hate" is a saying that has been said in several forms. "They" is sometimes identified as "the left,"…
“They don’t want to ban hate speech. They want to ban speech they hate”
"They don’t ban hate speech. They ban speech they hate" is a saying that has been said in several forms. "They" is sometimes identified as "the left,"…
“They don’t ban hate speech. They ban speech they hate”
"They don’t ban hate speech. They ban speech they hate" is a saying that has been said in several forms. "They" is sometimes identified as "the left,"…
“Social media don’t ban hate speech. They ban speech they hate”
"They don’t ban hate speech. They ban speech they hate" is a saying that has been said in several forms. "They" is sometimes identified as "the left,"…
“Twitter doesn’t ban hate speech. Twitter bans speech it hates”
"They don’t ban hate speech. They ban speech they hate" is a saying that has been said in several forms. "They" is sometimes identified as "the left,"…
“Salt jokes are sodium funny”
"Sodium" can sound like "so damn," and there are jokes. "Yo these salt jokes are sodium funny" was posted on Twitter by johnny on October 10, 2018. "Do I think my…
“Drugs block our biochemistry to reduce symptoms. Vegetables restore our biochemistry…”
"Drugs block our biochemistry to reduce symptoms. Vegetables restore our biochemistry to create health" (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by Healthy Holistic Living on April 26,…
“Never worry about who will be offended if you speak the truth….”
"Never worry about who will be offended if you speak the truth. Worry about who will be misled, deceived, and destroyed if you don’t" is a saying that has been printed on many images.…
“Salt puns are sodium funny”
"Sodium" can sound like "so damn," and there are jokes. "Yo these salt jokes are sodium funny" was posted on Twitter by johnny on October 10, 2018. "Do I think my…
“A taxpayer voting for a Democrat is like a chicken voting for Colonel Sanders”
"A [X] voting [Democrat/Republican] is like a chicken voting for Colonel Sanders" is a political saying that has been printed on many images. The KFC (Kentucky Fried Chicken) fast food…
“CTRL + ALT + DEL. Control yourself. Alter your thinking. Delete negativity”
"CTRL + ALT + DEL. Control yourself. Alter your thinking. Delete negativity" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Control-Alt-Delete" (or "Ctrl+Alt+Del")…
“Drugs block our biochemistry to reduce symptoms. Plants restore our biochemistry to create health”
"Drugs block our biochemistry to reduce symptoms. Vegetables restore our biochemistry to create health" (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by Healthy Holistic Living on April 26,…
“What would we do without garlic and onions”
"In 1936, he (Mahatma Gandhi, 1869-1948 -- ed.) wrote what many Indians think today, 'I don't know what the poor man will do without onions and garlic'" was printed in The…