“Denny’s is just Waffle House for people who can’t fight”
"Denny’s is just Waffle House for people who can't fight" (or "Denny’s is just Waffle House for people who don't know how to fight") is a saying that has been…
“My friend just quit his job at BMW. He gave no indication he was leaving”
BMW drivers, it's often said, don't use their turn signals. A joke was posted on Sickipedia on February 11, 2023: "My mate quit his job at BMW. He of course gave no indication he was…
“What do you call a politician with half a brain?”/“Gifted.”
A politician riddle is: Q: What do you call a politician with half a brain?A: Gifted. The riddle was cited in the Boston (MA) Herald American on March 28, 1981. "What do you call a politician…
“God. Family. Country. Coffee”
"God. Family. Country. Coffee" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "God. Family. Country. Coffee. With these things, all is possible!" was posted on…
“How can you tell time if clocks don’t have ears?”
When you "tell time" you're not speaking to time, but there are jokes. "How do I tell time when clocks have no ears?" was posted on Reddit -- Shittyaskscience on March 7,…
“What do you call a politician with half a brain?”/“JFK.”
A politician riddle is: Q: What do you call a politician with half a brain?A: Gifted. The riddle was cited in the Boston (MA) Herald American on March 28, 1981. "What do you call a politician…
“Texas cooking: Kill something, bacon wrap it with a jalapeño and grill it. Enjoy with cold beer”
"TEXAS COOKING: KILL SOMETHING. BACON WRAP IT WITH A JALAPENO AND GRILL IT. ENJOY WITH COLD BEER. #TEXASLIKETHAT @ZANETHESINGER" (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by James Lucas…
“I cannot tell time because clocks have no ears”
When you "tell time" you're not speaking to time, but there are jokes. "How do I tell time when clocks have no ears?" was posted on Reddit -- Shittyaskscience on March 7,…
“What’s the opposite of ground beef?”/“High steaks.”
A meat riddle is: Q: What's the opposite of ground beef?A: High steaks. "High steaks" is a pun on "high stakes." "The steaks being high is the exact opposite of ground…
“Statistics show that criminals commit less crime after they’ve been shot”
"Statistics show that criminals commit less crime after they've been shot" and "It's a proven fact that criminals commit less crime after they've been shot" are…
“Why did the chicken cross the apple orchard?”/“To get to the other cider.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. An orchard version is: Q: Why did the chicken cross the (apple)…
“Why did the chicken cross the orchard?”/“To get to the other cider?”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. An orchard version is: Q: Why did the chicken cross the (apple)…
“What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger. Except for hospitals. Hospitals will kill you”
"WHAT DOESN'T KILL YOU MAKES YOU STRONGER. EXCEPT FOR HOSPITALS. HOSPITALS WILL KILL YOU" (shown on a sign) was posted on Amazon.com on August 31, 2020. The phrase "What does…
“It’s a proven fact that criminals commit less crime after they’ve been shot”
"Statistics show that criminals commit less crime after they've been shot" and "It's a proven fact that criminals commit less crime after they've been shot" are…
“What doesn’t kill you will make you stronger. Except for hospitals. Hospitals will kill you”
"WHAT DOESN'T KILL YOU MAKES YOU STRONGER. EXCEPT FOR HOSPITALS. HOSPITALS WILL KILL YOU" (shown on a sign) was posted on Amazon.com on August 31, 2020. The phrase "What does…
“Voting from the rooftops”
"When all else fails, vote from the rooftops" is a saying that has been printed on many images, usually with a picture of a rifle. A person is not voting in a voting booth, but is…
“Roses are red. Tacos are enjoyable. Don’t blame Mexicans because you’re unemployable”
"Roses are red. Tacos are enjoyable. Don't blame a Mexican just because you're unemployable" is a pro-immigration poem that has been printed on many images. "Roses are red,…
“Thin Mints imply the existence of Thicc Mints”
The most popular Girl Scout Cookies are Thin Mints. There are no Thick Mints or Thicc Mints or Fat Mints, but there are jokes. "Thin mints imply the existence of thicc mints" was posted…
“Next week has been exhausting”
"Next week has been exhausting" is a jocular work saying that has been printed on many images. "Next week has been exhausting" was posted on Twitter by Jordon Nardino on…
“What is an anagram of thaw”
"What’s is an anagram of 'thaws'" was posted on the newsgroup uk.rec.sheds on February 21, 2000. "What's an anagram of thaw" was posted on Twitter by Neil…