“I’m not bossy. I’m the teacher”
"I'm not bossy. I'm the teacher" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been printed on various gift items since at least 2018. TwitterShe Shed Craft…
“Get woke, go broke”
"Get woke, get broke" (or "Go woke, go broke") is a saying that has been printed on many images. “Everything woke turns to shit” is a related saying. Wikipedia: Woke Woke…
“I’ve been waiting all winter to start complaining about the summer heat”
"I've been waiting all winter to complain about the summer heat" (or "I've been waiting all winter to start complaining about the summer heat") is a spring saying that…
“Gaslighting isn’t even a real word. You sound crazy”
"Gaslighting is not real. You're just crazy" is a jocular saying (itself "gaslighting") that has been printed on many images. "Gaslighting doesn't exist. You made…
“I’ve been waiting all winter to complain about the summer heat”
"I've been waiting all winter to complain about the summer heat" (or "I've been waiting all winter to start complaining about the summer heat") is a spring saying that…
“Gaslighting isn’t real, you crazy bitch”
"Gaslighting is not real. You're just crazy" is a jocular saying (itself "gaslighting") that has been printed on many images. "Gaslighting doesn't exist. You made…
“Defund involuntary funding”
"Defund involuntary funding" (shown on a protest sign) was posted on Facebook by Libertarian Party of Colorado on August 23, 2020. It also could have been worded "Stop involuntary…
“Triangle of Sadness is me self-medicating with this family size bag of Doritos”
Doritos brand tortilla chips are shaped like triangles. The film Triangle of Sadness (2022) is about rich people on a cruise and is not about Doritos. "Wait...TRIANGLE OF SADNESS is not about…
“Before I have coffee, everyone is an asshole. After I have coffee, everyone is still an asshole…”
"Before I have coffee, everyone is an asshole. After I have coffee, everyone is still an asshole, but I have coffee" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Before I have…
“An unarmed man can only flee from evil, and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it”
Entry in progress -- BP Wikipedia: Jeff Cooper John Dean "Jeff" Cooper (May 10, 1920 – September 25, 2006) was a United States Marine, the creator of a "modern technique" of…
“It’s ironic that pregnant women can only order virgin drinks”
"Virgin" drinks have no alcohol. Pregnant women are told not to drink alcohol during the pregnancy, so these women (not virgins) often consume "virgin" drinks. Many people find…
“Apparently ‘just fuck me up’ is not a proper coffee order at Starbucks”
"Apparently 'just fuck me up' is not a proper coffee order at Starbucks" (or "Apparently 'just fuck me up' is not an appropriate coffee order at Starbucks")…
“It’s ironic that pregnant women order virgin cocktails at the bar”
"Virgin" drinks have no alcohol. Pregnant women are told not to drink alcohol during the pregnancy, so these women (not virgins) often consume "virgin" drinks. Many people find…
“It all started with gourmet coffee. Followed by skinny jeans and man buns…”
"It all started with gourmet coffee. Followed by skinny jeans and man buns. Then along came IPA's, hard seltzer's and the downfall of man" (shown on an image) was posted on…
“You are never too important to be hanged for treason”
"You are never too important to be hanged for treason" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Remember. You are never too important to be hanged for treason" was…
“Apparently ‘just fuck me up’ is not an appropriate coffee order at Starbucks”
"Apparently 'just fuck me up' is not a proper coffee order at Starbucks" (or "Apparently 'just fuck me up' is not an appropriate coffee order at Starbucks")…
“My wife Rose is leaving me because of my obsession with pens. Bye Rose”
Ballpoint pens are called "biros" in the United Kingdom. "My 1st girlfriend left me because of my obsession with pens . I was heartbroken as she left all I could say was . Bye…
“It’s like winter is mad and keeps storming out, then coming back yelling ‘And another thing!’”
"It's like winter is mad and keeps storming out, then coming back yelling 'And another thing!'" is a weather saying that has been printed on many images. "It's…
“Subtitles imply the existence of domtitles”
Foreign movies often have subtitles. Some people believe there should be "domtitles," as in "sub/dom." "subtitles, eh, WHAT ABOUT DOMTITLES?????? check mate" was…
“It’s like winter is really mad and keeps storming out of the room and then coming back…”
"It's like winter is mad and keeps storming out, then coming back yelling 'And another thing!'" is a weather saying that has been printed on many images. "It's…