“We could take our kids to a restaurant tonight or cut out the middle man & just spill a drink…”

Many parents like to treat their kids to a restaurant meal, but it usually ends up to be a trying experience. This was posted on Twitter by Simon Holland on March 8, 2019:
     
“We could take our kids to a restaurant tonight or cut out the middle man & just spill a drink, throw crayons under the table & light $60 on fire.”
   
 
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Simon Holland
@simoncholland
We could take our kids to a restaurant tonight or cut out the middle man & just spill a drink, throw crayons under the table & light $60 on fire.
5:13 PM · Mar 8, 2019
   
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20 mar 2019
We could take our kids to a restaurant tonight or cut out the middle man & just spill a drink, throw crayons under the table & light $60 on fire.
   
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Simon Holland
@simoncholland
We could take our kids to a restaurant tonight or cut out the middle man & just spill a drink, throw crayons under the table & light $60 on fire.
5:13 PM · Mar 8, 2019
 
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We could take our kids to a
restaurant tonight or cut out the
middle man & just spill a drink, throw
crayons under the table & light $60
on fire.