“Celebrate Holy Week. Flog a banker”
"Celebrate Holy Week by flogging a banker. It's what Jesus would have done" and "Celebrate Holy Week. Flog a banker" are sayings that have been printed on many images.…
“Make Media Honest Again” (MMHA)
"Make Media Honest Again" is a slogan, similar to "Make America Great Again" (MAGA). "Make media honest again" was posted on Twitter by MAGA on May 17, 2016.…
“It’s amazing that the thousand islands managed to come together and agree on a single dressing”
Thousand Island dressing is a salad dressing that represents...a miracle of democracy? This was posted on Twitter by WILL 🅾️ on January 19, 2020: "I think one of the most amazing displays…
“Raise chickens, not taxes”
"Raise chickens, not taxes" is an anti-tax saying that has been printed on many images. "Raise chickens not taxes" was posted on Twitter by Mollie on March 20, 2010.…
“Alexa. delete my belly”
"Alexa. delete my belly" is a jocular command to the Amazon Alexa virtual assistant that has been printed on many images. Unfortunately, losing a fat belly is not so simple as this.…
“Drop taxes, not bombs”
"Drop taxes, not bombs" is an anti-tax saying that has been printed on many images. "'Drop taxes, not bombs!' a phalanx of Libertarians shouted behind them" was…
“Drop acid, not bombs”
"Drop acid, not bombs" is an anti-war saying that has been printed on many images. "Drop Acid Not Bombs" was printed in the Fresno (CA) Bee on July 16, 1967. "Drop acid,…
“Ctrl + Alt + Delete my belly fat”
"Alexa. delete my belly" is a jocular command to the Amazon Alexa virtual assistant that has been printed on many images. Unfortunately, losing a fat belly is not so simple as this.…
“Hey Siri, delete my belly”
"Alexa. delete my belly" is a jocular command to the Amazon Alexa virtual assistant that has been printed on many images. Unfortunately, losing a fat belly is not so simple as this.…
“The French restaurant served Napoleon Chicken. No meat—only the boneypart”
Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821) has a last name that shouldn't be confused with "bony part," but there are jokes. This was posted on Twitter by WSⱯꓛꓤⱯS ꓨNIꓥIꓶ on August…
“In my family we don’t hide the crazy. We give it a beer and wait for the show to start”
"In my family we don't hide crazy -- we have a bbq, give it a beer and wait for the show to start" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "IN MY FAMILY WE DON'T…
“I guess that people who run marathons for fun haven’t heard about sex and booze”
"I guess that people who run marathons for fun haven’t heard about sex and booze" and "I bet people who run marathons for fun haven't heard about sex and alcohol" are…
“I bet people who run marathons for fun haven’t heard about sex and alcohol”
"I guess that people who run marathons for fun haven’t heard about sex and booze" and "I bet people who run marathons for fun haven't heard about sex and alcohol" are…
“In my family we don’t hide crazy—we have a barbeque, give it a beer and wait for the show”
"In my family we don't hide crazy -- we have a bbq, give it a beer and wait for the show to start" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "IN MY FAMILY WE DON'T…
Happetite (happy + appetite)
"Happetite" (happy + appetite) is a portmanteau word that has been used for online screen names and for business names. A person who loves barbecue and goes to one has a…
“Stop saying women don’t cook like Grandma cause some of y’all men don’t pay bills like Granddad”
"Dudes quick to say women don't cook like grandma use to but y'all don't pay bills like grandpa used to either" is a saying that has been printed on many images.…
“No one owns the water. No one owns the land. No one owns the oceans. No one owns the sand”
This poem has been printed on many images: "No one owns the water.No one owns the land.No one owns the oceans.No one owns the sand.These are givenby our Mother.The Planet providesfor free.Only…
“Dudes quick to say women don’t cook like grandma used to but y’all don’t pay bills like grandpa”
"Dudes quick to say women don't cook like grandma use to but y'all don't pay bills like grandpa used to either" is a saying that has been printed on many images.…
“If you rarely drive on snow, just pretend you’re taking your grandma to church…”
Southerners don't like to drive in the snow. A tip was posted on Twitter by Chad Sullivan on January 15, 2018, and this was later posted on the 6 a.m. newscast weather report of WBTV, the CBS…
“Love everyone, but hate the government they live under”
"Love everyone, but hate the government they live under" was posted on Twitter by Sal the Agorist on April 5, 2020. It was also posted on Twitter in 2021. "Love everyone but hate the…