“I misunderstood the meaning of ‘strip mall’ and now I’m not allowed back”
A "strip mall" doesn't have anything to do with "stripping," but there are jokes. "Apparently, I misunderstood the meaning of “strip mall.” Can someone bring me…
“I just totally misunderstood the meaning of ‘Strip Mall’ & could one of you guys send bail money?”
A "strip mall" doesn't have anything to do with "stripping," but there are jokes. "Apparently, I misunderstood the meaning of “strip mall.” Can someone bring me…
“While my wife was asleep, I wrote algebraic terms on her. You should have seen the expression…”
A math joke was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on January 13, 2023: "Last night, while my wife was asleep I decided to write algebraic terms all over her. You should have seen the expression on…
“Facebook removed my joke about rice cakes because they said it was tasteless”
Many people find rice cakes to be tasteless. "Facebook/Twitter removed my joke about rice cakes because they said it was tasteless" is a saying that has been printed on several images.…
“Twitter removed my joke about rice cakes because they said it was tasteless”
Many people find rice cakes to be tasteless. "Facebook/Twitter removed my joke about rice cakes because they said it was tasteless" is a saying that has been printed on several images.…
“Facebook removed my joke about rice cakes because they said it was tasteless”
Many people find rice cakes to be tasteless. "Facebook/Twitter removed my joke about rice cakes because they said it was tasteless" is a saying that has been printed on several images.…
“Twitter just removed one of my puns about rice cakes. They said it was tasteless”
Many people find rice cakes to be tasteless. "Facebook/Twitter removed my joke about rice cakes because they said it was tasteless" is a saying that has been printed on several images.…
“Twitter just removed one of my puns about rice cakes. They said it was tasteless”
Many people find rice cakes to be tasteless. "Facebook/Twitter removed my joke about rice cakes because they said it was tasteless" is a saying that has been printed on several images.…
“Social Justice Warrior implies the existence of Social Justice Mage and Social Justice Rogue”
A social justice warrior (SJW) is an individual who promotes socially progressive, left-wing or liberal views. "Does the existence of the term Social Justice Warrior imply that we can be a…
“My wife made some bread from a North African recipe book…” (“old thyme Moroccan roll” joke)
"I wanted to make some Moroccan rolls for a party, but I found all my spices were out of date. I made them anyway and people loved them. Just proves the saying 'People love that old thyme…
“Do I misuse contractions? Yes, but it’s what it’s”
"It is what it is" is a popular phrase. "It's what it's" is used in contraction jokes. "Do I misuse contractions? Yes, but it's what it's" was…
“My editor dislikes my use of contractions but it’s what it’s”
"It is what it is" is a popular phrase. "It's what it's" is used in contraction jokes. "Do I misuse contractions? Yes, but it's what it's" was…
“How many chiropractors does it take to change a lightbulb?”/“Just one, but it takes twelve visits.”
A chiropractor version of the lightbulb joke is: Q: How many chiropractors does it take to change a lightbulb?A: Just one, but it takes twelve visits. "How many chiropractors does it take to…
“OnlyFans implies the existence of OnlyHaters”
OnlyFans is an internet content subscription service. "OnlyFans implies the existence of OnlyFoes" was posted on Twitter by Garrett Reed on January 21, 2020. "The existence of…
“How many chiropractors does it take to screw in a light bulb?”/“Only one, but it takes nine visits”
A chiropractor version of the lightbulb joke is: Q: How many chiropractors does it take to change a lightbulb?A: Just one, but it takes twelve visits. "How many chiropractors does it take to…
“OnlyFans implies the existence of OnlyCritics”
OnlyFans is an internet content subscription service. "OnlyFans implies the existence of OnlyFoes" was posted on Twitter by Garrett Reed on January 21, 2020. "The existence of…
“OnlyFans implies the existence of OnlyFoes”
OnlyFans is an internet content subscription service. "OnlyFans implies the existence of OnlyFoes" was posted on Twitter by Garrett Reed on January 21, 2020. "The existence of…
“Social Justice Warrior implies the existence of Social Justice Wizard and Social Justice Rogue”
A social justice warrior (SJW) is an individual who promotes socially progressive, left-wing or liberal views. "Does the existence of the term Social Justice Warrior imply that we can be a…
“Where do I get seeds to start my own beer garden?”/“The Burpee catalog, of course.”
The word "garden" usually evokes images of plants, such as tomato plants. A garden usually doesn't grow beer. "Where do you get the seeds to start a beer garden?" was…
“Nobody but you should get to decide if taking a product with death listed as a side effect…”
"Nobody but you should get to decide if taking a product with death listed as a side effect is right for you or your child. @The.Holistic.Mother" (shown on an image) was posted on…